The Energon Pub

by **NinjaJJ** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:55 pm

Unicron has come to eat the Earth.

Earth has but two champions to defend it - Sailor Moon, and Captain Planet.

Is that enough to stop Unicron?

by **Tifereth** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:50 pm

hahahahahahahaha...hahahaha

if she uses her miniskirt, maybe xD, lol ^^

by **Evank_Horizon** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:22 pm

If Robotic evil can be sealed by Sailormoon's power, she can probably beat Unicron by herself. But for that she would need to be taken out of anime context.

by **Tusk** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:23 pm

Unicron overwhelms both of them and consumes the Earth

by **Dagon** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:43 pm

Yeah, powers or not, Unicron will eat them. Try to save the environment then, Captain Planet!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:57 pm

Short answer: Unicron

Long answer: Sailor moon panics at the sight of the planet sized monster arriving and captain planet can't do anything since his power comes from the earth itself and weakens as Unicron starts to eat the earth. Sailor moon's power is too weak to do any damage to the mighty machine god. The earth is destroyed thanks to the weakness of two of the preachiest heros ever.

by **Tifereth** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:08 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Short answer: Unicron

Long answer: Sailor moon panics at the sight of the planet sized monster arriving and captain planet can't do anything since his power comes from the earth itself and weakens as Unicron starts to eat the earth. Sailor moon's power is too weak to do any damage to the mighty machine god. The earth is destroyed thanks to the weakness of two of the preachiest heros ever.

i just remembered that sailor saturn is the only one capable to destroy planets... anyway, unicron wins

News Credits: 2 · by **Phategod1** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:13 pm

I hate Captain planet the Lamest Superhero Since Elongated man throw some oil on his chest and you could beat him.

by **Jacoiros** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:48 pm

Evank_Horizon wrote:If Robotic evil can be sealed by Sailormoon's power, she can probably beat Unicron by herself. But for that she would need to be taken out of anime context.

No you need Primus to Take out Unicron and since niether is the bearer of the Matrix.......... This looks like a win for the Chaos God.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:24 pm

I say Captain Planet. Hell, did you see what the Planet in FF7 did on it's own? Imagine if he was using a system like that, diverting Earth's lifesource temporarily, ripping Unicron by his maw.

Plus, debates with Unicron annoy the hell out of me. O Ye Gods, I'm sick of reading them. I hate that damn Deus Ex Machina that is the Matrix the most.

News Credits: 3 · by **Rebirth Megatron** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:30 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYFu__Q9ASU

This Captain Planet, who is Ted Turner gone mad, uses his vast fortune to buy and launch all of the nukes in the world at Unicron so as to rid the planet of nuclear weapons and make it safe. Unicron gets annoyed and goes elsewhere.

Captain planet, the real one, shows up and tries to beat up Ted but gets his ass kicked by the insane busnessman. Sailor Moon watches all of this and walks away, dumbstruck by the insanity.

Unicron later eats Pluto, citing since it's no longer a planet no one will miss it, moments before geting a planet sized brain freeze and flying into a black hole due to the disorientation.

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

But seriously Earth is eaten by Unicron. We're boned.

News Credits: 2 · by **Autobobby1** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:13 pm

NO CONTEST! Unicron is the destroyer of worlds! Captain Planet hates pollution, and Sailor Moon is a wimp. The only way that Unicron would lose is if one of those two wimps had the Matrix. That's the only way to kill him. Of course, neither of them is an Autobot, so it wouldn't work at all.

News Credits: 7 · by **Dragonslayer** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:55 pm

The Bringer of Chaos reigns supreme here...

...at least until I show up

by **Predaprince** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:29 pm

Dynamax wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYFu__Q9ASU

That is always one of my favorite Robot Chicken skits for two good reasons:

1. "Ow, you got glass in my eye. And my foot in your b@lls!"

2. "Protect the environment or I'll f**king kill you. Captain Planet!"

Anyway, Unicron wins.