"Rise in shine, triggerpuller!" said Triggerhappy to himself after waking from the cryogenic repair unit. It had been too long. Him and Slugslinger both were getting repairs because of a close-to-death encounter with a bunch of Autobots.
Triggerhappy's head hurt so much; well, it always did, but he didn't care. Triggerhappy was just 'happy. (get it?)' to be awake again and ready to do something fun. It's time to play games. That's what I do best!
Triggerhappy jumped up, and didn't even give himself time to stretch. It was another new day in another new place. Fun times!
Just then, the crazy gunner heard something odd in the room next to him...
”Drop your weapons or I swear to you I will snap her neck. Who are you? Where in the pit I am and what the slag is happening here?”
"Huh, I swear this is not usual conversation in a med bay," said Triggerhappy.
Triggerhappy walked into the room he heard it in. He found himself standing behind Skyhammer who had some Decepticon femme in his grasp. Triggerhappy unreluctantly pulled his gun out and pointed it at Skyhammer.
"Whadya doin? We're friends, right? I just woke up, so you should really give me time to perk a bit before having a hostage situation," said Triggerhappy before laughing.
Slugslinger woke up about that time out of his unit, and already Triggerhappy was pointing his gun at someone. The fool.
"Triggerhappy, don't make this more complicated than it needs to be!" said Slugslinger, "Sometimes speaking is better than shooting. DO NOT FIRE."
Triggerhappy wanted to ignore him so bad, but he then said, "Well, if they don't kill, then I don't shoot. Deal?"