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Critically Accalaimed Crap

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Re: Critically Accalaimed Crap

by JetOptimus23 » Thu May 03, 2012 8:41 am

Motto: "I hecked up"

Weapon: Dirge Gun

OptiMagnus wrote:
JetOptimus23 wrote: An example of a bad review: [Insert Movie Name here] is a horrible, shoddily made piece of crap and anyone who likes it has less brainpower than a dust mite.

Hmm...where have I seen this before...
Oh yes, if we substitute Revenge of the Fallen for x, the equation equals Roger Ebert.

Yes. As a professional critic, he should have known not to attack the fans of a movie simply for liking the movie. That review sounded more like a teen blogger reviewing a movie than a well-respected critic. I also don't like how he said video games aren't an art form...

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