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News Credits: 1642 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:03 pm

We have a truly entertaining and unique video to share with you today. It seems as though the Beast Wars guys continue to love the show they partook in, and continue to give us some great content as the years go by.

Today, we have a book reading done by Garry Chalk and Richard Newman, the voices of Optimus Primal and Rhinox, respectively! The book being read here, in full Primal and Rhinox voices, is titled "The Night Before Christmas" Beast Wars Edition. The book was written by Garry Chalk and Candice N. Santora, and it is Santora who posted the reading on Youtube.

This is a very fun story and entertaining read to listen to, so check it out below, and let us know what you think in the comments section below!

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:59 pm

Is this book gonna be for sale? Coz I will buy the crap out of it.

But man, Gary Chalk is always such a cheerful loving man, I look forward every year to his Christmas Videos. And it’s awesome to see Richard Newman there too, his Rhinox Voice hasn’t aged a day!

News Credits: 41 · by **Cobotron** » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:09 pm

Awesome! Just awesome! :APPLAUSE:

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:37 am

I'm not fully convinced the book is gonna be a mass produced item rather than just something done for the fun of this video, but man, Garry Chalk does a half-decent impression of David Kaye's Megatron, yeeessss.

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:03 am

Sabrblade wrote:I'm not fully convinced the book is gonna be a mass produced item rather than just something done for the fun of this video, but man, Garry Chalk does a half-decent impression of David Kaye's Megatron, yeeessss.

I know it probably won’t be, but man oh man, if it is I’m buying.

News Credits: 456 · by **Sabrblade** » Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:05 am

Little did we know, as the Preds took to their heels,
The bananas were rotten inside of their peels.
The energon, while at first seemingly harmless,
Emitted an odor that'd leave Waspinator armless.
White elephant gifts from a purple T-Rex.
As Rattrap put it, "They're Preds, whadja expect?!"
But Cheetor's, then Tigatron's, and even Rhinox's
Senses of humor reached levels most noxious.
They chuckled heartily at the gag gifts we earned,
And Airazor and myself joined the laughter most heard.
Rattrap and Dinobot, indifferent to the jest,
Strode off back to base, unwilling to fest.
But as I looked on with the other Maximals,
To Megatron, I wished "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal."