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Postby DJLazer » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:41 pm

Motto: ""Destruction is the right of all autobot beings""
Weapon: Concussion Blaster Gun
Post all your jokes here.
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Re: lame jokes

Postby Cyberstrike » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:41 pm

Motto: "I don't lose, I CONQUER!"
Weapon: Electro-Sword
I write bad jokes good and good jokes badly.
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Re: lame jokes

Postby Amelie » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:05 pm

Motto: "I-I'm sorry.. I-I'll be going now.."
Weapon: No Weapon
Lame jokes? I've got one.

YOU

:D
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Re: lame jokes

Postby DJLazer » Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:27 pm

Motto: ""Destruction is the right of all autobot beings""
Weapon: Concussion Blaster Gun
Hey i got anotherone your mama is so poor that when i stepped on a cigar she said "who tured off the air conditioner?"
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Re: lame jokes

Postby Prime Riblet » Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:28 pm

Motto: "Mottos! We need no stinking mottos!"
Weapon: Double-Barreled, Armor-Piercing Particle Beam Cann...
Dude walks into a bar.......























The second guy ducks.
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