Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
its like his brain was made by apple

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Using the holiday as an excuse to not post (and to rebuild my stockpile). Enjoy the day off.
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Skill: 10
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
could be worse, he could have found fabio and been made self conscious about his image.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
X got batman'd

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 9
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Firepower: 3
- Skill: 10
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
exactly why I never go spelunking with a guy who wears metal undies.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 9
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Ack! Spaced out on the Friday upate and probably going to Miss tomorrow's. Rather than admit defeat, here's a double "Weekend" update.



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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Skill: 10
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
even feral catfish are not as polite as these machine fish.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Skill: 9
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Psycho Warrior wrote:even feral catfish are not as polite as these machine fish.
I find that to be a dubious assessment. While it may cost me my only consistent follower, I humbly request that you personally verify this statement. I know a whole set of Feral Catfish that that coincidentally live in the basement in tanks that say "property of Locust" that I've never seen before.
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
The Happy Locust wrote:While it may cost me my only consistent follower
Your only non-silent consistent follower.

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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Shadowman wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:While it may cost me my only consistent follower
Your only non-silent consistent follower.
If there's anything that's right about me, its that I am non-silent.


The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Skill: 9
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Continuing the absurdity.

EDIT: ACK! didn't notice the last word bubble got cut-off. I'll fix that shortly. should say "... of the menu"
EDIT of EDIT: Fixed.

EDIT: ACK! didn't notice the last word bubble got cut-off. I'll fix that shortly. should say "... of the menu"
EDIT of EDIT: Fixed.
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Skill: 10
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Skill: 10
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
... and I must say that's one whopper of a polyp you got there.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 9
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
So... does that mean that X can be waterboarded?

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 9
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Skill: 10
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
robot lungs: functional only for keeping your robots from fleeing your underwater base, and free decor.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 9
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Weird, went to update and my pichost started getting screwy. My image list is down but luckily I found a backdoor way in (waits for a 'giggedy').

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Courage: 2
- Firepower: 3
- Skill: 10
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
Going to have a late night tomorrow so here's an early update in honor of the totally fictitious holiday of "Lazy Locust day".

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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Rank: 1
- Courage: 2
- Firepower: 3
- Skill: 10
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
- Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
and the robot again breaks even. I wish I didn't have to breathe.

The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
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- Rank: 2
- Courage: 5
- Firepower: 6
- Skill: 9
Re: Locust Man X2: Updated Mondays and Fridays
- Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
- Weapon: Black Magic
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Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
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- Firepower: 3
- Skill: 10
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