Shadowman wrote:Counterpunch wrote:I've been to college.
Good times.
I've been considering, since I have my Masters degree, requiring people to call me 'Master...' as part of my title.
Someone give me a 'Master Counterpunch'. Let me try it on for size.

Master Counterpunch, the serfs are requesting better living conditions. Shall I show them the error of defying you?
Ah, the commoners...
You may always trust a peasant over a nobleman you know... The nobleman is ambitious. The peasant only wants to eat. In other words, the nobleman has betrayal in his blood while the peasant only wishes not to be betrayed.
Peasants do not understand what it means to be a soldier. They do not understand bushido. To them, our ways are foreign ways. They are a simple people and will never understand us. Alienation causes fear.
This is how revolts are formed my friend. Not among lieutenants, but among farmers. For every twenty samurai there are two hundred farmers. Two hundred angry men – be they farmers or samurai – are an army.
Inform the commoners that all the provisions they require are located just inside our neighboring country's borders. Of course, anything they find or win, is theirs to keep.