The Energon Pub

by **mechajol** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:17 pm

Prime: Sweet lovin' is the right of all sentient chicks! Heheheh!

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:27 pm

You got issues.

Now go outside, trust me you need to!

All this crap will be there later. Fresh air real women, thats what you need...

by **mechajol** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:32 pm

by **Megatron's Lapdog** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:33 pm

Umm....I suppose he would have some interesting features? Like he could start the engine up for vibration? Or would it "transform and roll out"? Why in god's name am I talking about this? I feel like Jason Lee in Mallrats asking Stan Lee if the Thing's thing is rocky and yellow....

by **mechajol** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:35 pm

bwahahah! nah, just forgot to include this, the family picture.

News Credits: 5749 · by **El Duque** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:38 pm

First off.....that's just wrong.

Second......I didn't realize how poseable that Prime was.

by **mechajol** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:39 pm

OptimusPrimeRib wrote:First off.....that's just wrong.

Second......I didn't realize how poseable that Prime was.

jeez, man, what's wrong with prime doing a johnny bravo?

by **Sportimus Prime** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:18 pm

mechajol wrote:bwahahah! nah, just forgot to include this, the family picture.

Giving birth to Armorhide must have been extremely painful...

News Credits: 3 · by **Autobot Jazz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:27 pm

mechajol wrote:jeez, man, what's wrong with prime doing a johnny bravo?

He dosen't have the chin for it, If you want a Johhny Bravo Transformer try Animated Sentinel. And there's only one fem-bot for Prime:Elita One,he's even got silhouettes of her on his mudflaps in WW.

by **olokin** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:16 am

I didn't Prime was so "Mr. Suave"

by **Uber Galvatron** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:50 am

Never knew Prime had it in him....
(It's Kiss Players taken to a whole new level!, Autobot Reproduction.)

by **Newtilator** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:43 am

Kind of disturbing. I won't insult you, but fresh air could be usefull... Who is that unposeable mother?

by **Rushie** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:26 pm

I love the second picture where he's holding her with the display base still attached to her feet =D

News Credits: 7 · by **shortround** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:36 pm

O.k. I'm just speechless at the moment.

News Credits: 1 · by **0ctane** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:55 pm

Hey cool, Anna from tekken. I'm pretty good with her, kicked some ass in my time lol. as far as images go though.....why?

by **Rushie** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:14 pm

She's from tekken? Does she fight in that tight-fitting dress?

News Credits: 1 · by **0ctane** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:23 pm

Rushie wrote:She's from tekken? Does she fight in that tight-fitting dress?

You betcha, backflips an all.

by **Raymond101** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:28 am

I think those pics are nice.

by **Uber Galvatron** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:46 pm

I shall never play Tekken in the same way ever again

by **Raymond101** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:27 pm

What, knowing anna could scream for Optimus any moment to squash your character? :p

by **Sportimus Prime** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:35 pm

0ctane wrote: ... as far as images go though.....why?

Why not?

by **Dragonoth** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:44 pm

Prime's got the Touch! But what's with that doll? She's totally stiff!

by **mechajol** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:58 pm

hahaha!

anyways, okay, i owe you guys the backstory.

one morning, i was a bit bored in the office.

saw my officemate's Anna figurine, and thought it would be funny to have prime propose to her, since they're almost the same size and all.

besides, voyager movie prime's "open hands" do give a war robot a sensitive touch.

so i took the first pic, with prime supposedly singing to her. took the second pic with prime leaning over to kiss her, then the last pic, which should show them smooching, but because of the limits of articulation, could have suggested something far more risque.

so there, boredom led from one thing to another.