The Energon Pub

My buddy and I had a little chat today...

Boter: aiight, and [my Transformers review is] public
Vapes: You rolled it out, eh
B: ...yes.
V: This video really it quite a change
Maybe theyll show it at a con
....robots.
B: alllright thats enough out of you
V: Aww, thats no way to bee.
B: thats it
im barricading you in your room
V: How can you ground me, I'm in my prime
B: arg. make me want to scream
and all that jazz
V: Hey, ratchet it down. You get too wound up, you might blackout
B: *me*? you're the one getting all jetfired up with it
V: I didnt expect youd blow up like a megatron bomb
B: and i didnt expect you to keep hounding on me about it
(i think thats all i can do without looking up more names)
V: Good, because Ive never seen you in such a frenzy
B: aaand theres your mic drop.
after all i think youve got the puns pretty well grimlocked down
AH **** on lockdown.
(looking at Age of Extinction character list now, cause i know using that movie will egg you on)
V: I wont be as devastator as you think
I have a very thick ironhide
B: careful before i sideswipe you with this scalpel
V: If you wana rumble, you better be ready. I'm in this for the longhaul
B: oh shut your rattrap
(or does using beast wars characters make me a cheetor)
V: I cant think of any originals from that show, so I wont scorppnok it

I'm sorry.
But not really.