Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Psycho Warrior wrote:The Grim Locust wrote:Halo wrote:[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.
if you're happy i'm happy... to live.
Very good. Have a cookie.
Wait does this mean I can't kill him
Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list
Says who
Um... eep.
*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*
*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*
*Sprays bullets after Locust*
Stand still Varmit
*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*
Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?
*Woman points to the left.*
Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!
*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*
This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!
*Locust does a zip-dash out*
*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]
*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]
*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*
You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.
*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]
*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]
That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]
*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*
1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]
*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*
People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.
*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]
ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]
^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
MEEP MEEP!
*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]
*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*
Consider yourself lucky.
*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]
near sighted, but not by much.
