The Energon Pub

[UFO]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"]Apparently those Canablaholics Anonymous sessions aren;t helping you Locust...

you sir have murdered a pyramid.

so lets build a new one

Did anyone else notice that my last post's quotes went outside the text box and into the blue and green area above my sig?

No. We can't concentrate when you use us as slaves for your diabolical schemes to take over the world with smelly farts.

Would you prefer I switch to the takeover plan involving belches

"Anti-obscenity swat team; Open Fire"

*A score of M-16s send a hail of bullets raining down on Locust*

*Locust defly dodges the bullets using a cartoon umbrella*

The anti-obscenity swat? BRING IT ON! I've beaten the Perversion-destruction league, the League of extraordinarily prudish women, and the "For the children in name only" groups.

Yea but you have'nt beaten Me

*Draws the shot gun, twirls it, then blows the umbrella out of Locusts hands*

Any questions?

*Locust holds up a "YIPES" sign, then vanishes in a puff of smoke.*

MEEP MEEP!

Thay'll get you yet, Locust Runer![/quote]


*The Anti-obscenity Swat team moves in on Locust's last known location. *

Officer- there's no sign of him here. Move on!

*The troops leave. Moments later, a flattened Locust peels from the wall comically, revealing the signs of a crushing impact against the wall*

Meep... meep...[/quote]
That must feel good.[/quote]

I'm... not... feeling... pain... if that's... what you're... asking...

Officer- WE'VE GOT MOVEMENT!

Ah crap.

*Locust pulls himself out of the room at high speed using only his rear cheeks.*[/quote]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.[/quote]
He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.[/quote]
sadly I was thinking the same thing.[/quote]
I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"]Apparently those Canablaholics Anonymous sessions aren;t helping you Locust...

you sir have murdered a pyramid.

so lets build a new one

Did anyone else notice that my last post's quotes went outside the text box and into the blue and green area above my sig?

No. We can't concentrate when you use us as slaves for your diabolical schemes to take over the world with smelly farts.

Would you prefer I switch to the takeover plan involving belches

"Anti-obscenity swat team; Open Fire"

*A score of M-16s send a hail of bullets raining down on Locust*

*Locust defly dodges the bullets using a cartoon umbrella*

The anti-obscenity swat? BRING IT ON! I've beaten the Perversion-destruction league, the League of extraordinarily prudish women, and the "For the children in name only" groups.

Yea but you have'nt beaten Me

*Draws the shot gun, twirls it, then blows the umbrella out of Locusts hands*

Any questions?

*Locust holds up a "YIPES" sign, then vanishes in a puff of smoke.*

MEEP MEEP!

Thay'll get you yet, Locust Runer![/quote]


*The Anti-obscenity Swat team moves in on Locust's last known location. *

Officer- there's no sign of him here. Move on!

*The troops leave. Moments later, a flattened Locust peels from the wall comically, revealing the signs of a crushing impact against the wall*

Meep... meep...[/quote]
That must feel good.[/quote]

I'm... not... feeling... pain... if that's... what you're... asking...

Officer- WE'VE GOT MOVEMENT!

Ah crap.

*Locust pulls himself out of the room at high speed using only his rear cheeks.*[/quote]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.[/quote]
He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.[/quote]
sadly I was thinking the same thing.[/quote]
I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.[/quote]
how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"]Apparently those Canablaholics Anonymous sessions aren;t helping you Locust...

you sir have murdered a pyramid.

so lets build a new one

Did anyone else notice that my last post's quotes went outside the text box and into the blue and green area above my sig?

No. We can't concentrate when you use us as slaves for your diabolical schemes to take over the world with smelly farts.

Would you prefer I switch to the takeover plan involving belches

"Anti-obscenity swat team; Open Fire"

*A score of M-16s send a hail of bullets raining down on Locust*

*Locust defly dodges the bullets using a cartoon umbrella*

The anti-obscenity swat? BRING IT ON! I've beaten the Perversion-destruction league, the League of extraordinarily prudish women, and the "For the children in name only" groups.

Yea but you have'nt beaten Me

*Draws the shot gun, twirls it, then blows the umbrella out of Locusts hands*

Any questions?

*Locust holds up a "YIPES" sign, then vanishes in a puff of smoke.*

MEEP MEEP!

Thay'll get you yet, Locust Runer![/quote]


*The Anti-obscenity Swat team moves in on Locust's last known location. *

Officer- there's no sign of him here. Move on!

*The troops leave. Moments later, a flattened Locust peels from the wall comically, revealing the signs of a crushing impact against the wall*

Meep... meep...[/quote]
That must feel good.[/quote]

I'm... not... feeling... pain... if that's... what you're... asking...

Officer- WE'VE GOT MOVEMENT!

Ah crap.

*Locust pulls himself out of the room at high speed using only his rear cheeks.*[/quote]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.[/quote]
He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.[/quote]
sadly I was thinking the same thing.[/quote]
I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.[/quote]
how about we go give a politican a wedgie?[/quote]

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

[UFO]

bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

[Psycho Warrior]

bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

[UFO]

bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

[The Happy Locust]

bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

[Psycho Warrior]

bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*

[Exdominus]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*

[Tweezy]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY!

[UFO]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*

[UFO]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*

[Halo]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks!

[Exdominus]

[quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat

[Halo]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.

[Exdominus]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat