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Starbase Trion: The Building Thread

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Postby Exdominus » Sun May 13, 2007 2:11 am

Weapon: Light-Saber Sword
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg
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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun May 13, 2007 9:48 am

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*
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Postby UFO » Sun May 13, 2007 11:17 am

The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun May 13, 2007 11:42 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Sonic wrote:[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun May 13, 2007 12:12 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:[quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.
Next up on Pimp My Jeager.
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LocustManX2: New Episodes now showing!
Famous Characters, Locustized! now taking requests.

Psycho Warrior wrote:for this reason, that is why I like to be around Locust. fun stuff happens.
User avatar
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Guardian Of Seibertron
Posts: 5503
Joined: Sun Sep 29, 2002 4:46 pm
Location: In dreams, in nightmares, in embarrassing fantasies.
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Speed: 9
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Skill: 10

Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun May 13, 2007 2:18 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun May 13, 2007 3:50 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:[quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.
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Postby Jar Axel » Sun May 13, 2007 3:53 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun May 13, 2007 4:02 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.
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Postby UFO » Sun May 13, 2007 8:40 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.[/quote]
It's like a snake trying to eat it's own tail.
It just ain't gonna work.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun May 13, 2007 9:11 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Rex Necros wrote:[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.[/quote]
It's like a snake trying to eat it's own tail.
It just ain't gonna work.[/quote]

Just to prove that they don't have a single brain between the three of them, they hired a professional hunter to track and capture their tail.
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Postby Tweezy » Sun May 13, 2007 10:09 pm

Motto: "There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there was only one dude left, because that was the point"
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:[quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.[/quote]
It's like a snake trying to eat it's own tail.
It just ain't gonna work.[/quote]

Just to prove that they don't have a single brain between the three of them, they hired a professional hunter to track and capture their tail.[/quote]
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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun May 13, 2007 10:27 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.[/quote]
It's like a snake trying to eat it's own tail.
It just ain't gonna work.[/quote]

Just to prove that they don't have a single brain between the three of them, they hired a professional hunter to track and capture their tail.[/quote]
Comedy Gold![/quote]

And on that note, I think we've managed to destroy another page with our excessive quotes.

*hides behind quotes in case Mods come searching*
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Postby Jar Axel » Sun May 13, 2007 11:41 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:[quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.[/quote]
It's like a snake trying to eat it's own tail.
It just ain't gonna work.[/quote]

Just to prove that they don't have a single brain between the three of them, they hired a professional hunter to track and capture their tail.[/quote]
Comedy Gold![/quote]

And on that note, I think we've managed to destroy another page with our excessive quotes.

*hides behind quotes in case Mods come searching*[/quote]

Hey Neko he's over here
*points at Locust*
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun May 13, 2007 11:46 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Grim Locust wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:[quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.[/quote]
It's like a snake trying to eat it's own tail.
It just ain't gonna work.[/quote]

Just to prove that they don't have a single brain between the three of them, they hired a professional hunter to track and capture their tail.[/quote]
Comedy Gold![/quote]

And on that note, I think we've managed to destroy another page with our excessive quotes.

*hides behind quotes in case Mods come searching*[/quote]
*sells Locust out for a sandwich*
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Postby Tweezy » Mon May 14, 2007 5:35 am

Motto: "There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there was only one dude left, because that was the point"
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.[/quote]
It's like a snake trying to eat it's own tail.
It just ain't gonna work.[/quote]

Just to prove that they don't have a single brain between the three of them, they hired a professional hunter to track and capture their tail.[/quote]
Comedy Gold![/quote]

And on that note, I think we've managed to destroy another page with our excessive quotes.

*hides behind quotes in case Mods come searching*[/quote]
*sells Locust out for a sandwich*[/quote]
I don't think I've ever seen it get this bad... LET'S KEEP GOING! :grin:
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Postby UFO » Mon May 14, 2007 7:03 am

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Tha Tweezrrr wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*


O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*


In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.


*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star* :lol:

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.


I think some things rolled under those cars. :-?

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.[/quote]
AWWW wook at the widdle pwoductive member of society.....
Remind me to slap myself and talk like dirty harry every time I do that![/quote]
I think it's entertaining.[/quote]

I wouldn't hold it against you. I treat Wuffy the same way.

Aww, who'z my widdle pwecious? Who'z my three-headed devewe doggy?[/quote]
you have the most evil of all dogs dude... a three headed, bug eyed, shaking, yapping monster.[/quote]

I've got worse than that, I own three chihuahuas. That pretty much covers the same description.[/quote]
I was thinking of a 3 headed chihuahua.[/quote]

exactly. They hunt as a unit[/quote]
They come in packs... or cartons.[/quote]
They come in packets as well. Just add water. Or vodka.[/quote]

That would explain a lot about my mutts.[/quote]

And mine as well

*Turns Chester the half terrier, half chiwawa people hater loose on Locust*

Careful he's a shin biter[/quote]
you should see my german sheppard basset hound. she's very lazy and very hungry.[/quote]
We have 2 chihuahuas, and a beagle/chihuahua half mix. Nice, but they bark alot and one of the chihuahuas bites.[/quote]

I can just imagine a nature show where they search for the wild chihuahua through the tall grass.

host: The wild chihuahua is harmless by itself. But like the pirahna, in packs they are efficient and deadly. Watch as I send my assistant unwittingly through the chihuahuas' territory.

*Locust takes a few steps into knee high grass. Upon exiting, he notices his ankles have been skeletonized.*

AAAAAGH!

*With no more tendons for support, Locust topples backwards into the grass. *

AAAAAGH!!![/quote]
He he he.[/quote]
sounds like my family just before sunday dinner![/quote]
You and your....something or another....Twzr....I can't think of anything....My stupidometer is broken right now.[/quote]

*A single chihuahua drags Locust completely clean skeleton from the grass and begins burying it.*

chihuahua- Witde bodee dis biig, dis could take avile.[/quote]

*Hands the chihuahua a shovel then carefuly backs away avoiding the tall grass*[/quote]
This is going to be nothing but trouble.... trouble with extremely high ratings![/quote]
Rated D for Dee dee dee![/quote]

Very DEE DEE DEE, Now where did fluffy(big three headed Cerebrus) go with my beer keg[/quote]

I think that wUFFY drank it all.

*Points to a three-headed hound that's wobbling as it walks and each head is chasing the other*[/quote]
It's like physical counterdiction or something.[/quote]
Like how Oprah and eat all that food and not have an anus.[/quote]

could be worse. There was this one time one head swallowed the other and I had to give all 3 head's the Heimlich maneuver to free it.[/quote]
poor lefty saw things it shouldn't have.[/quote]

Even funnier is when they follow their pack hunting instincts to chase their own tail.[/quote]

like now

*watches as a head goes around each side and one over the top in an effort to get the tail*[/quote]
to my horror I once saw what happened when one of them caught their tail. it was like a shark feeding frenzy and a tornado rolled into one.[/quote]
It's like a snake trying to eat it's own tail.
It just ain't gonna work.[/quote]

Just to prove that they don't have a single brain between the three of them, they hired a professional hunter to track and capture their tail.[/quote]
Comedy Gold![/quote]

And on that note, I think we've managed to destroy another page with our excessive quotes.

*hides behind quotes in case Mods come searching*[/quote]
*sells Locust out for a sandwich*[/quote]
I don't think I've ever seen it get this bad... LET'S KEEP GOING! :grin:[/quote]
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Postby Big_yellow_glasses » Mon May 14, 2007 11:35 am

breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?! :P
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Postby Jar Axel » Mon May 14, 2007 11:39 am

Big_yellow_glasses wrote:breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?! :P

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*
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Postby Big_yellow_glasses » Mon May 14, 2007 12:07 pm

Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?! :P

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*
-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-
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Postby Jar Axel » Mon May 14, 2007 12:09 pm

Big_yellow_glasses wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?! :P

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*
-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-


*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon May 14, 2007 1:35 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?! :P

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*
-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-


*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*

*bangs gavel*
here yee here yee, the all powerful big head residing.
Big yellow glasses, you are sentanced to take three bites of the punishment sandwhich. Containing chicken skins, prunes, and chili peppers.
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Postby UFO » Mon May 14, 2007 4:01 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?! :P

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*
-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-


*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*

*bangs gavel*
here yee here yee, the all powerful big head residing.
Big yellow glasses, you are sentanced to take three bites of the punishment sandwhich. Containing chicken skins, prunes, and chili peppers.

To be immature, lets all throw in our underwear.
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon May 14, 2007 4:19 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?! :P

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*
-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-


*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*

*bangs gavel*
here yee here yee, the all powerful big head residing.
Big yellow glasses, you are sentanced to take three bites of the punishment sandwhich. Containing chicken skins, prunes, and chili peppers.

To be immature, lets all throw in our underwear.

no that's full of fiber. We want this to BURN when it comes out the other end.
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Postby UFO » Mon May 14, 2007 4:22 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Sonic wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:
Jar Axel wrote:
Big_yellow_glasses wrote:breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?! :P

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*
-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-


*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*

*bangs gavel*
here yee here yee, the all powerful big head residing.
Big yellow glasses, you are sentanced to take three bites of the punishment sandwhich. Containing chicken skins, prunes, and chili peppers.

To be immature, lets all throw in our underwear.

no that's full of fiber. We want this to BURN when it comes out the other end.

Deep fry it in vodka.
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