The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?!

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*

-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-

*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*

*bangs gavel*
here yee here yee, the all powerful big head residing.
Big yellow glasses, you are sentanced to take three bites of the punishment sandwhich. Containing chicken skins, prunes, and chili peppers.

To be immature, lets all throw in our underwear.

no that's full of fiber. We want this to BURN when it comes out the other end.

Deep fry it in vodka.

then in baby seal blubber

[Halo]

breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?!

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*

-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-

*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*

*bangs gavel*
here yee here yee, the all powerful big head residing.
Big yellow glasses, you are sentanced to take three bites of the punishment sandwhich. Containing chicken skins, prunes, and chili peppers.

To be immature, lets all throw in our underwear.

no that's full of fiber. We want this to BURN when it comes out the other end.

Deep fry it in vodka.

then in baby seal blubber

I can feel my arteries die already.

[Tweezy]

breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?!

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*

-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-

*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*

*bangs gavel*
here yee here yee, the all powerful big head residing.
Big yellow glasses, you are sentanced to take three bites of the punishment sandwhich. Containing chicken skins, prunes, and chili peppers.

To be immature, lets all throw in our underwear.

no that's full of fiber. We want this to BURN when it comes out the other end.

Deep fry it in vodka.

then in baby seal blubber

I can feel my arteries die already.

MMMMM... heart attacks!

[Halo]

[quote="Big_yellow_glasses"]breaking chains is fun!

^_^

So who missed me?!

he killed the pyramid get him!!!!

*takes up an axe and starts chasing BYG around trying to chop him in half*

-pulls out a weeble grenade and blows up the Starbase....again-

*sucks the grenade and explosion into an artificial black hole leaving the station undamaged*

*bangs gavel*
here yee here yee, the all powerful big head residing.
Big yellow glasses, you are sentanced to take three bites of the punishment sandwhich. Containing chicken skins, prunes, and chili peppers.

To be immature, lets all throw in our underwear.

no that's full of fiber. We want this to BURN when it comes out the other end.

Deep fry it in vodka.

then in baby seal blubber

I can feel my arteries die already.

MMMMM... heart attacks![/quote]
That happens in my school when large groups stand together in a hallway junction. Traffic stops, and I'm like "OMG, hallway heartattack!"

[The Happy Locust]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

[Tweezy]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

[UFO]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

[The Happy Locust]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

[Halo]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

[Psycho Warrior]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

[Exdominus]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

*looks aroudn sees idiots and decides* heck with this

[Jar Axel]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

[Halo]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

[Psycho Warrior]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

[Halo]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tweezy]

A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]

*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*

[UFO]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.

[Halo]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...

[Tweezy]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"]A smart unhealthy eater comes prepared.

*Locust downs a gigantic mexican meal.*

And now I have exactly 23 seconds before my heart stops.

*Locust runs to a machine, steps inside. The machine rips open Locust's chest, extracts his heart, sucks the cholesterol from the veins, reattaches the heart, and closes his chest*

And now I'm back at a healthy level. Not responsible for loss of arteries due to power failure.

Just make sure the machine doesn't accidentally replace your heart with a baked potato!

You have 3 seconds to live.
Mmmph?
*Pop!*

There's a setting for that. We call it the "tragic comedy and wild takes" setting.

Reminds me of a Slip n' Slide.

Well you grew up with the bleed and spray 5000

I had the horn and gore 600

Obviously your parents were cheap and didn't love you.

Woah... Halo receives a yellow flag and 50 cool points.

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey... at least he had an authentic horn and gore-600
All I ended up with was the Malt-O-Meal version "Bloody Horny"[/quote]
Well I enjoyed my slip and bleed 200 as a kid.[/quote]
*cough*underprivaligedwimp*cough*[/quote]
All I had were stairs to fall down...[/quote]
ah you had the poor man's version.[/quote]
Trash bags and veggie oil also make great slides.[/quote]
after the kids are done playing you can put htem in the bag and throw them in the oven.[/quote]
Crispy...[/quote]
MMMMMM... Improvised soylent green.[/quote]
For some reason, that reminds me of something healthy.