The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Shadowman"]*A new store opens next to Locust*Mart. Bigger, badder, and just as zany, if not zanier!*

I present Burning Omega Mart! Or, for short, B.O. Mart...

*Thinks.*

Damnit! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!

Time for my mega-corp to push out the smaller store.

*the entire LocustMart complex transforms into a gigantic robot, stomps B.O. Mart into the ground, then turns back into a store*

DAMNIT!

This is worse than the time I tried to act like I was in Family Guy.

*Hilarious, and completely irrelevent flashback.*

So that's how you got that tattoo.

The musical number was catchy. Who knew you could rhyme catatonic?

That one certainly was harmonic!

I'm just sad they cut my love scene. It was so tastefully done.

Since when do Locust and tastful go together? In fact I thought tastful had a five mile restraining order on him.

It's a complicated situation. Tasteful says it hates me, but then there it is at my doorstop with a pack of chocolates, a bottle of wine, and a rubber mallot.

Which contains the poison? You decide! Call in your vote at 1 800 Giva Rtas

the first fifteen callers get a free T-shirt![/quote]
But...I want pants...[/quote]
Buy a kilt. Save on air conditioning costs.[/quote]
not only that but gross out your nieghbours, friends, and humilate your family wherever![/quote]

Do I even need to respond to that last line?[/quote]
Too late. you just did. [/quote]

But the mental images of what I could have said will keep you up for years.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Shadowman"]*A new store opens next to Locust*Mart. Bigger, badder, and just as zany, if not zanier!*

I present Burning Omega Mart! Or, for short, B.O. Mart...

*Thinks.*

Damnit! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!

Time for my mega-corp to push out the smaller store.

*the entire LocustMart complex transforms into a gigantic robot, stomps B.O. Mart into the ground, then turns back into a store*

DAMNIT!

This is worse than the time I tried to act like I was in Family Guy.

*Hilarious, and completely irrelevent flashback.*

So that's how you got that tattoo.

The musical number was catchy. Who knew you could rhyme catatonic?

That one certainly was harmonic!

I'm just sad they cut my love scene. It was so tastefully done.

Since when do Locust and tastful go together? In fact I thought tastful had a five mile restraining order on him.

It's a complicated situation. Tasteful says it hates me, but then there it is at my doorstop with a pack of chocolates, a bottle of wine, and a rubber mallot.

Which contains the poison? You decide! Call in your vote at 1 800 Giva Rtas

the first fifteen callers get a free T-shirt![/quote]
But...I want pants...[/quote]
Buy a kilt. Save on air conditioning costs.[/quote]
not only that but gross out your nieghbours, friends, and humilate your family wherever![/quote]

Do I even need to respond to that last line?[/quote]
Too late. you just did. [/quote]

But the mental images of what I could have said will keep you up for years.[/quote]


*puts up a sighn*
"Free neuralizing; Simply sighn your life savings over to me in case of amnesia"

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Shadowman"]*A new store opens next to Locust*Mart. Bigger, badder, and just as zany, if not zanier!*

I present Burning Omega Mart! Or, for short, B.O. Mart...

*Thinks.*

Damnit! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!

Time for my mega-corp to push out the smaller store.

*the entire LocustMart complex transforms into a gigantic robot, stomps B.O. Mart into the ground, then turns back into a store*

DAMNIT!

This is worse than the time I tried to act like I was in Family Guy.

*Hilarious, and completely irrelevent flashback.*

So that's how you got that tattoo.

The musical number was catchy. Who knew you could rhyme catatonic?

That one certainly was harmonic!

I'm just sad they cut my love scene. It was so tastefully done.

Since when do Locust and tastful go together? In fact I thought tastful had a five mile restraining order on him.

It's a complicated situation. Tasteful says it hates me, but then there it is at my doorstop with a pack of chocolates, a bottle of wine, and a rubber mallot.

Which contains the poison? You decide! Call in your vote at 1 800 Giva Rtas

the first fifteen callers get a free T-shirt![/quote]
But...I want pants...[/quote]
Buy a kilt. Save on air conditioning costs.[/quote]
not only that but gross out your nieghbours, friends, and humilate your family wherever![/quote]

Do I even need to respond to that last line?[/quote]
Too late. you just did. [/quote]

But the mental images of what I could have said will keep you up for years.[/quote]
I've already been up for 3 days with only 6 hours of combined sleep. What's the harm?

[Halo]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Shadowman"]*A new store opens next to Locust*Mart. Bigger, badder, and just as zany, if not zanier!*

I present Burning Omega Mart! Or, for short, B.O. Mart...

*Thinks.*

Damnit! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!

Time for my mega-corp to push out the smaller store.

*the entire LocustMart complex transforms into a gigantic robot, stomps B.O. Mart into the ground, then turns back into a store*

DAMNIT!

This is worse than the time I tried to act like I was in Family Guy.

*Hilarious, and completely irrelevent flashback.*

So that's how you got that tattoo.

The musical number was catchy. Who knew you could rhyme catatonic?

That one certainly was harmonic!

I'm just sad they cut my love scene. It was so tastefully done.

Since when do Locust and tastful go together? In fact I thought tastful had a five mile restraining order on him.

It's a complicated situation. Tasteful says it hates me, but then there it is at my doorstop with a pack of chocolates, a bottle of wine, and a rubber mallot.

Which contains the poison? You decide! Call in your vote at 1 800 Giva Rtas

the first fifteen callers get a free T-shirt![/quote]
But...I want pants...[/quote]
Buy a kilt. Save on air conditioning costs.[/quote]
not only that but gross out your nieghbours, friends, and humilate your family wherever![/quote]

Do I even need to respond to that last line?[/quote]
Too late. you just did. [/quote]

But the mental images of what I could have said will keep you up for years.[/quote]
I've already been up for 3 days with only 6 hours of combined sleep. What's the harm?[/quote]
There isn't any, silly.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Shadowman"]*A new store opens next to Locust*Mart. Bigger, badder, and just as zany, if not zanier!*

I present Burning Omega Mart! Or, for short, B.O. Mart...

*Thinks.*

Damnit! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!

Time for my mega-corp to push out the smaller store.

*the entire LocustMart complex transforms into a gigantic robot, stomps B.O. Mart into the ground, then turns back into a store*

DAMNIT!

This is worse than the time I tried to act like I was in Family Guy.

*Hilarious, and completely irrelevent flashback.*

So that's how you got that tattoo.

The musical number was catchy. Who knew you could rhyme catatonic?

That one certainly was harmonic!

I'm just sad they cut my love scene. It was so tastefully done.

Since when do Locust and tastful go together? In fact I thought tastful had a five mile restraining order on him.

It's a complicated situation. Tasteful says it hates me, but then there it is at my doorstop with a pack of chocolates, a bottle of wine, and a rubber mallot.

Which contains the poison? You decide! Call in your vote at 1 800 Giva Rtas

the first fifteen callers get a free T-shirt![/quote]
But...I want pants...[/quote]
Buy a kilt. Save on air conditioning costs.[/quote]
not only that but gross out your nieghbours, friends, and humilate your family wherever![/quote]

Do I even need to respond to that last line?[/quote]
Too late. you just did. [/quote]

But the mental images of what I could have said will keep you up for years.[/quote]
I've already been up for 3 days with only 6 hours of combined sleep. What's the harm?[/quote]
There isn't any, silly.[/quote]
good to know. *stares into space and draws lines on the wall with a finger*

[Shadowman]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Shadowman"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Shadowman"]*A new store opens next to Locust*Mart. Bigger, badder, and just as zany, if not zanier!*

I present Burning Omega Mart! Or, for short, B.O. Mart...

*Thinks.*

Damnit! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!

Time for my mega-corp to push out the smaller store.

*the entire LocustMart complex transforms into a gigantic robot, stomps B.O. Mart into the ground, then turns back into a store*

DAMNIT!

This is worse than the time I tried to act like I was in Family Guy.

*Hilarious, and completely irrelevent flashback.*

So that's how you got that tattoo.

The musical number was catchy. Who knew you could rhyme catatonic?

That one certainly was harmonic!

I'm just sad they cut my love scene. It was so tastefully done.

Since when do Locust and tastful go together? In fact I thought tastful had a five mile restraining order on him.

It's a complicated situation. Tasteful says it hates me, but then there it is at my doorstop with a pack of chocolates, a bottle of wine, and a rubber mallot.

Which contains the poison? You decide! Call in your vote at 1 800 Giva Rtas

the first fifteen callers get a free T-shirt![/quote]
But...I want pants...[/quote]
Buy a kilt. Save on air conditioning costs.[/quote]
not only that but gross out your nieghbours, friends, and humilate your family wherever![/quote]

Do I even need to respond to that last line?[/quote]
Too late. you just did. [/quote]

But the mental images of what I could have said will keep you up for years.[/quote]
I've already been up for 3 days with only 6 hours of combined sleep. What's the harm?[/quote]

That reminds me of something I wanted to put in a story:

Man 1: There's coffee.

Man 2: Damn well better be!

Man 1: You seem cranky.

Man 2: I just had three hours of sleep after a seventy-two hour day. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M CRANKY!!

I just thought that sounded good.

[Halo]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

[Psycho Warrior]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

[Halo]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

[Psycho Warrior]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

[The Happy Locust]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

[Tweezy]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

That happened to me once. I wasn't able to sit down for a week.

[Jar Axel]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

[Halo]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

[UFO]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

I'm not...gonna...say...must...not...say....dirty things...

[Psycho Warrior]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

I'm not...gonna...say...must...not...say....dirty things...

I once asked her out... just saying the d-word got me zapped.

[The Happy Locust]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

I'm not...gonna...say...must...not...say....dirty things...

say... dirty... things... make... us... laugh... that's...an..order...

[Halo]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

I'm not...gonna...say...must...not...say....dirty things...

say... dirty... things... make... us... laugh... that's...an..order...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrd.

[The Happy Locust]

My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

I'm not...gonna...say...must...not...say....dirty things...

say... dirty... things... make... us... laugh... that's...an..order...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrd.

QUICK! SHE'S CHOKING! SOMEONE PERFORM THE HEIMLICH! NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT HAND PLACEMENT!

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"]My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

I'm not...gonna...say...must...not...say....dirty things...

say... dirty... things... make... us... laugh... that's...an..order...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrd.

QUICK! SHE'S CHOKING! SOMEONE PERFORM THE HEIMLICH! NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT HAND PLACEMENT![/quote]
*falls for it and touches Halo, resulting in a nasty 500 Kilowatt shock*

... I'm going to make such a mess in your bathroom Locust.

[Tweezy]

[quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Halo"]My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

I'm not...gonna...say...must...not...say....dirty things...

say... dirty... things... make... us... laugh... that's...an..order...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrd.

QUICK! SHE'S CHOKING! SOMEONE PERFORM THE HEIMLICH! NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT HAND PLACEMENT![/quote]
*falls for it and touches Halo, resulting in a nasty 500 Kilowatt shock*

... I'm going to make such a mess in your bathroom Locust.[/quote]
Boy you better be doin' what you say you doin' instead of smokin' them funny cigarettes!

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Halo"]My allergies are just driving me nuts. I can't taste anything. Or breathe.

*notes allergies on the newly begun list of halo's weaknesses*
*gives halo some vicks vapor rub*

Dude, I'm like, allergic to everything. Mold, trees, grass, flowers, fungus, cats, dogs. Lots.

Poor halo... *sympathic pat on back*

*Locust hears beeping and ducks just in time. *

BBBZZZZAAAAPPP!

*Locust pops up from his hiding place.*

Dude, you know she's got anti-groping devices all over her.

So thats what that tingling was when she bumped into me the other day

Good word choice.

I'm not...gonna...say...must...not...say....dirty things...

say... dirty... things... make... us... laugh... that's...an..order...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrd.

QUICK! SHE'S CHOKING! SOMEONE PERFORM THE HEIMLICH! NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT HAND PLACEMENT![/quote]
*falls for it and touches Halo, resulting in a nasty 500 Kilowatt shock*

... I'm going to make such a mess in your bathroom Locust.[/quote]
Boy you better be doin' what you say you doin' instead of smokin' them funny cigarettes![/quote]
Nah, I'm eating prunes and getting ready for the biggest clog ever with these paper towels.

[Jar Axel]

While smoking "funny cigaretts"

[Psycho Warrior]

While smoking "funny cigaretts"

Are there any other kind?

[UFO]

As per request of Hallucenogenic Halo and Locust...with the funny ciggarettes....

Dildo.

*gets smacked by a thick metal hand*

Where'd that come from!?