The Energon Pub

[UFO]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]nah, I just hopped to the bathroom and cleaned them before bandaging them. Nthing was stuck in my foot.

Well, if they were, then you could've played football without cleats.

or I could forego brass knuckles and stick metal spikes in my hand.

Hooray for permenant mugging weapons!

Yeah... but you try picking your nose with them.

You're talking to a guy who's picked his fingernails with a steak knife. Nose hairs are easy.

I've done that. (nail)

I pull my nose hairs out.

i have yet to master anger management and honestly crack myself in the head to avoid breaking anything worthwhile.

*Locust's Daily Life*
*Crack*
Damnit! I forgot math!

I definitely forget what I was angry about.[/quote]
That's what drugs are for.[/quote]

Yeah, but drugs usually leave marks or noted effects. Mild trauma tends to go unnoticed by others as long as you have a good tolerance for pain and avoid doing any actual damage.[/quote]
I drink, the I don't feel things anymore.[/quote]
That's what it'll do to ya.


Almost 31,000 posts PW? Your F'n ridiculous...
And I'm still 43 away from a City Commander...[/quote]

what? and mister 30750 doesn't count?

[/quote]
I care locust... I care... [/quote]

You two should get married or something.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Grab your Towels!!!!!! The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is coming!!!!!

[UFO]

Grab your Towels!!!!!! The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is coming!!!!!

Did you make this then?
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=239093
Or is it just random coincidence?

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Grab your Towels!!!!!! The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is coming!!!!!

Did you make this then?
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=239093
Or is it just random coincidence?

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a creature from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe.

Back to the your regularly programmed screaming.


Aaaaaaahhh!!!!!! Run for your lifes!!!!!!!!!! Not you Randy! Run!!!!!!
*Trips*
Crap....

[UFO]

Grab your Towels!!!!!! The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is coming!!!!!

Did you make this then?
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=239093
Or is it just random coincidence?

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a creature from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe.

Back to the your regularly programmed screaming.


Aaaaaaahhh!!!!!! Run for your lifes!!!!!!!!!! Not you Randy! Run!!!!!!
*Trips*
Crap....

Oh...Right... I haven't read that one...

[The Happy Locust]

Grab your Towels!!!!!! The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is coming!!!!!

Did you make this then?
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=239093
Or is it just random coincidence?

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a creature from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe.

Back to the your regularly programmed screaming.


Aaaaaaahhh!!!!!! Run for your lifes!!!!!!!!!! Not you Randy! Run!!!!!!
*Trips*
Crap....

a creature designed solely to test the bureacracy of the volgons

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Grab your Towels!!!!!! The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is coming!!!!!

Did you make this then?
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=239093
Or is it just random coincidence?

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a creature from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe.

Back to the your regularly programmed screaming.


Aaaaaaahhh!!!!!! Run for your lifes!!!!!!!!!! Not you Randy! Run!!!!!!
*Trips*
Crap....

a creature designed solely to test the bureacracy of the volgons

At least we don't have to hear any Volgon Poetry.

[The Happy Locust]

Grab your Towels!!!!!! The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is coming!!!!!

Did you make this then?
http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=239093
Or is it just random coincidence?

The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a creature from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe.

Back to the your regularly programmed screaming.


Aaaaaaahhh!!!!!! Run for your lifes!!!!!!!!!! Not you Randy! Run!!!!!!
*Trips*
Crap....

a creature designed solely to test the bureacracy of the volgons

At least we don't have to hear any Volgon Poetry.

I think it says something that the worst poetry in existence came from Earth.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

[Shadowman]

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

I've got the book in my hands right now, and it says it was "Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England."

I'm anal rententive!

[The Happy Locust]

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

I've got the book in my hands right now, and it says it was "Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England."

I'm anal rententive!

more likely he was typing it by ear from what he heard in the movie.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

I've got the book in my hands right now, and it says it was "Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England."

I'm anal rententive!

more likely he was typing it by ear from what he heard in the movie.

My books are packed up at the moment since I am repainting my room so I just got the quote of Wikipedia.

[Psycho Warrior]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

[UFO]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

[Shadowman]

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

I've got the book in my hands right now, and it says it was "Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England."

I'm anal rententive!

more likely he was typing it by ear from what he heard in the movie.

My books are packed up at the moment since I am repainting my room so I just got the quote of Wikipedia.

Yeah, it got some of the actual quote wrong.

I am such a nerd.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.

I've got the book in my hands right now, and it says it was "Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, of Greenbridge, Essex, England."

I'm anal rententive!

more likely he was typing it by ear from what he heard in the movie.

My books are packed up at the moment since I am repainting my room so I just got the quote of Wikipedia.

Yeah, it got some of the actual quote wrong.

I am such a nerd.

Trust me I'm worse as far as the entire series is concerned. Just don't remember every quote verbatim.

There was actually a drive in somewhere in the thumb that had a party outside and they served Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters at a showing of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

[Psycho Warrior]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

[UFO]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

As would the fridge. If we could catch the damn thing.

[Psycho Warrior]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

As would the fridge. If we could catch the damn thing.

I knew installing legs was a bad idea.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

As would the fridge. If we could catch the damn thing.

I knew installing legs was a bad idea.

I told you that you should have the refridgerator(Totally spelled wrong) chair instead.

[UFO]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

As would the fridge. If we could catch the damn thing.

I knew installing legs was a bad idea.

I told you that you should have the refridgerator(Totally spelled wrong) chair instead.

Who's up for some good old fashioned fridge tipping?

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

As would the fridge. If we could catch the damn thing.

I knew installing legs was a bad idea.

I told you that you should have the refridgerator(Totally spelled wrong) chair instead.

Who's up for some good old fashioned fridge tipping?

Me me me me me me me me!

[Halo]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

As would the fridge. If we could catch the damn thing.

I knew installing legs was a bad idea.

I told you that you should have the refridgerator(Totally spelled wrong) chair instead.

Who's up for some good old fashioned fridge tipping?

Me me me me me me me me!

NO.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

As would the fridge. If we could catch the damn thing.

I knew installing legs was a bad idea.

I told you that you should have the refridgerator(Totally spelled wrong) chair instead.

Who's up for some good old fashioned fridge tipping?

Me me me me me me me me!

NO.

Please?

[Halo]

I prefer to read from the book of phone.

performed some prank calls in our days have we?

Prince albert would be pleased

As would the fridge. If we could catch the damn thing.

I knew installing legs was a bad idea.

I told you that you should have the refridgerator(Totally spelled wrong) chair instead.

Who's up for some good old fashioned fridge tipping?

Me me me me me me me me!

NO.

Please?

I happen to be allergic to dogs. Now I'm angry.