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Stephen Colbert on Transformers

Postby Shadowman » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:51 pm

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This just came on the Colbert Report:

Earth is invaded by evil alien robots, and the only one who can save us...are good alien robots! Thank you, for teaching our children that they can just sit back, and wait to be saved by a bunch of over-grown toaster-ovens!

Next thing you know, the bad alien robots are all dead, and the good alien robots just turn around and enslave us! It'll be a sad day when an American takes orders from a robot.


I'm 90% sure that's how it went.

Can anyone get a YouTube of this?
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Postby Mr.RobotoAutoMan » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:01 am

was this today's episode?
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Postby Shadowman » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:06 am

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Mr.RobotAutoMan wrote:was this today's episode?


Yup. Came on only a couple hours ago.
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Postby Mr.RobotoAutoMan » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:33 am

Shadowman wrote:
Mr.RobotAutoMan wrote:was this today's episode?


Yup. Came on only a couple hours ago.


theyll show a re-run tommorow.
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Postby King Starscream89 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:25 am

Optimus isnt a toaster oven Stephen shame on you however i must say your insightful political comentary makes me luagh still Optimus is not a toaster oven
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Postby Koloth » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:28 am

It'll be a sad day when an American takes orders from a robot.


Alright, who the heck told him my plan for world domination?
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Re: Stephen Colbert on Transformers

Postby Darth Bombshell » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:42 am

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Shadowman wrote:It'll be a sad day when an American takes orders from a robot.


Then I guess it's been a sad six years.
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Re: Stephen Colbert on Transformers

Postby Ericus Prime » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:17 am

Darth Bombshell wrote:
Shadowman wrote:It'll be a sad day when an American takes orders from a robot.


Then I guess it's been a sad six years.


Good one!
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Postby Archanubis » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:17 am

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Koloth wrote:
It'll be a sad day when an American takes orders from a robot.


Alright, who the heck told him my plan for world domination?


:WHISTLE:

:P
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Postby Cybertron Optimus » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:15 pm

Funny. I missed that episode.
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Re: Stephen Colbert on Transformers

Postby Ratman_tf » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:24 pm

Earth is invaded by evil alien robots, and the only one who can save us...are good alien robots! Thank you, for teaching our children that they can just sit back, and wait to be saved by a bunch of over-grown toaster-ovens!

Next thing you know, the bad alien robots are all dead, and the good alien robots just turn around and enslave us! It'll be a sad day when an American takes orders from a robot.


Well, honestley, the lesson from TFTM is that when the giant robots come, we're f****d no matter what. The fortunate ones die early and avoid living a life of harsh, degrading servitute to our robotic overlords. Better teach the youngin's that...
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Postby Skowl » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:25 pm

I love the Colbert Report, I knew he was going to say something about Transformers, it was only a matter of time...

I liked how he called them 'Trannies' :P
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Postby Shadowman » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:12 pm

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Skowl wrote:I liked how he called them 'Trannies' :P


Damn it, I KNEW I missed something! :MAD:

I'll fix it when the YouTube video comes out.
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Postby Wheeljack35 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:54 pm

I just watched it he said "Did you ever notice the size of Optimus Primes adam apple" :P

This was during his aPOPoclypse segment it was movie he also did books and it was about the new Harry Potter book


Colbert:It'll be a sad day when an American takes orders from a robot

Then he pleads for Steve Jobs to send him a free Iphone :P

The Trannie remark got the biggest laugh
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