This worked out well at starwars.com, so I'd figure it's worth a shot here. Just think up funny TF-related ways to kill yourself.
Examples
Show up at botcon dressed as wheelie.
Hang out with galvatron.
Refer to the Dinobots as "the boy band of the autobots"
Testing pickup lines on arcee...
...when you've learned them from Jay and Silent Bob movies.
TF Ways to kill yourself (humor)
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by Wheelimus Prime » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:06 pm
- Motto: "Seems Legit"
- Weapon: Sonic Umbrella
getting stepped on by prime
Seibertron's resident Pumpkin.
Art for Signature and Avatar by Trishields.
Art for Signature and Avatar by Trishields.
neliz wrote:Wheelimus, you old bastard, let me help you with a new signature.
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by Evil_the_Nub » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:08 pm
- Motto: "Feel free to die when you've had enough."
- Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
Asking Blackout to give you a haircut.
NewFoundStarscreamLuv wrote:me and my friends combine all the time. Sometimes I even combine by myself if no one is around.
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by Necessary Evil » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:44 pm
- Motto: "Always looking for a new motto."
- Weapon: Chomping Rotor Blades
Going for a "relaxing" drive with Wildrider.
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by Sherade » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:52 pm
Hanging with Starscream.
BTW, I LOVE your username.
I just hope you're a jAm! comic fan.
BTW, I LOVE your username.
I just hope you're a jAm! comic fan.
previousPrime wrote:The clock guy has impressive testicles.
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by Zombie Starscream » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:52 pm
- Motto: "Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
- Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Telling Starscream you're a fangirl. 
Where was that Star Wars one in starwars.com? I couldn't find it.
Where was that Star Wars one in starwars.com? I couldn't find it.
I AM THAT WIERD FANGIRL YOU'VE HEARD OF.
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by greenbee » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:07 pm
walking up to a sharkticon saying hi im wheelie! 
oh and saying yes to this! 
oh and saying yes to this!
Sherade wrote:Tangent wrote:Sherade, crushing people is my job, back off!
Maybe, but I do it better.
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by Sherade » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:10 pm
Here's the L33T comic....page 2. This defines suicide..of valuable brain cells. 
Check the topic for page 1.
Check the topic for page 1.
previousPrime wrote:The clock guy has impressive testicles.
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by The Chaos Bringer » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:51 pm
Playing musical chairs with this guy:
Ah Grandus, we love ya.
Edit. Does the pic work now?
Ah Grandus, we love ya.
Edit. Does the pic work now?
Last edited by The Chaos Bringer on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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by Sherade » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:57 pm
The Chaos Bringer wrote:Playing musical chairs with this guy:
Ah Grandus, we love ya.
Pic no worky.
previousPrime wrote:The clock guy has impressive testicles.
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by Sherade » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:05 pm
He'll just say he hates him too.General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.
previousPrime wrote:The clock guy has impressive testicles.
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by General Magnus » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:11 pm
Sherade wrote:He'll just say he hates him too.General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.
Then tell him, that he is the cuttest, fluffiest thing on wheels ever.
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by Sherade » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:12 pm
That's a whole different story.General Magnus wrote:Sherade wrote:He'll just say he hates him too.General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.
Then tell him, that he is the cuttest, fluffiest thing on wheels ever.
previousPrime wrote:The clock guy has impressive testicles.
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by Damolisher » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:15 pm
*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp! Have you ever realised that the Ultimate Guide says you do this, and yet you're doing something different? That's not right. Also, MTMTE 8 says you do this, and also, there don't happen to be any females around. You MUST have females, or you can't be lifeforms. Really. There has to be. And you must grow, because Wheelie acts like a child, and...
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by Savage » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:19 pm
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Damolisher wrote:*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp! Have you ever realised that the Ultimate Guide says you do this, and yet you're doing something different? That's not right. Also, MTMTE 8 says you do this, and also, there don't happen to be any females around. You MUST have females, or you can't be lifeforms. Really. There has to be. And you must grow, because Wheelie acts like a child, and...
"*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp!" is really all it takes.
WANTED: Botcon 2007 Dreadwind | BotCon 2014 Scorponok & Devcon
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by schizophrenica » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:08 am
Hang around an insecticon with corn/wheat/rice in your pocket
For every 1000 hits I get from seibertron my sister will buy me a new TF.. Click! Click! Click!
http://www.togothedog.blogspot.com
My TF blog
http://www.tfnut.blogspot.com
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by ***Galvatron*** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:27 am
Stealing energon from the Decepticons
***Galvatron*** wrote:Fox Mulder ? ummm, your meds must be lapsing!
moldavite wrote:Nope, I'm not on any medication. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I have a margarita about once every four months. I'm as sober as they come. I'm NOT joking! What I tell you is the truth. Mulder and Scully will be in TF2! Just wait and you'll see....
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by Necessary Evil » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:27 am
- Motto: "Always looking for a new motto."
- Weapon: Chomping Rotor Blades
Offering any kind of food to Gatorcons.
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by Liege Evilmus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:33 am
Voulenteer to pull Galvatron out of a lava bath, I'd help evil without giving him the satisfaction of killing me himself.
Yeah, I'll bite my nose to spite my face
Yeah, I'll bite my nose to spite my face
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by Necessary Evil » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:53 am
- Motto: "Always looking for a new motto."
- Weapon: Chomping Rotor Blades
Just being Cyclonus?
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by schizophrenica » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:45 am
Throwing rocks at Megatron...
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by TaiPoh » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:42 am
Sherade wrote:Here's the L33T comic....page 2. This defines suicide..of valuable brain cells.
Check the topic for page 1.
that made me laugh!
btw, which series is this from? can't be Dreamwave, can it?
insist on joining the autobots the next time they go into battle? because, well, logically, you're bound to get stamped on or shot if you tagged along a bunch of giant robots going to war.
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