The Energon Pub

by **JaAm** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:58 pm

This worked out well at starwars.com, so I'd figure it's worth a shot here. Just think up funny TF-related ways to kill yourself.
Examples

Show up at botcon dressed as wheelie.

Hang out with galvatron.

Refer to the Dinobots as "the boy band of the autobots"

Testing pickup lines on arcee...
...when you've learned them from Jay and Silent Bob movies.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:06 pm

getting stepped on by prime

by **Evil_the_Nub** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:08 pm

Asking Blackout to give you a haircut.

by **Necessary Evil** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:44 pm

Going for a "relaxing" drive with Wildrider.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:52 pm

Hanging with Starscream.

BTW, I LOVE your username.

I just hope you're a jAm! comic fan.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:52 pm

Telling Starscream you're a fangirl.

Where was that Star Wars one in starwars.com? I couldn't find it.

by **greenbee** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:07 pm

walking up to a sharkticon saying hi im wheelie!

oh and saying yes to this!

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:10 pm

Here's the L33T comic....page 2. This defines suicide..of valuable brain cells.

Check the topic for page 1.

News Credits: 1 · by **The Chaos Bringer** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:51 pm

Playing musical chairs with this guy:

Ah Grandus, we love ya.

Edit. Does the pic work now?

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:57 pm

The Chaos Bringer wrote:Playing musical chairs with this guy:

Ah Grandus, we love ya.

Pic no worky.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:02 pm

Telling Ironhide the South shall never rise again?

News Credits: 4 · by **General Magnus** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:03 pm

Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:05 pm

General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.

He'll just say he hates him too.

News Credits: 4 · by **General Magnus** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:11 pm

Sherade wrote:
General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.
He'll just say he hates him too.

Then tell him, that he is the cuttest, fluffiest thing on wheels ever.

News Credits: 1 · by **Sherade** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:12 pm

General Magnus wrote:
Sherade wrote:
General Magnus wrote:Tell Bonecrusher you hate him.
He'll just say he hates him too.

Then tell him, that he is the cuttest, fluffiest thing on wheels ever.

That's a whole different story.

by **Dragonoth** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:36 pm

Playing chess with Devastator.

News Credits: 3 · by **Damolisher** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:15 pm

*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp! Have you ever realised that the Ultimate Guide says you do this, and yet you're doing something different? That's not right. Also, MTMTE 8 says you do this, and also, there don't happen to be any females around. You MUST have females, or you can't be lifeforms. Really. There has to be. And you must grow, because Wheelie acts like a child, and...

News Credits: 97 · by **Savage** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:19 pm

Damolisher wrote:*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp! Have you ever realised that the Ultimate Guide says you do this, and yet you're doing something different? That's not right. Also, MTMTE 8 says you do this, and also, there don't happen to be any females around. You MUST have females, or you can't be lifeforms. Really. There has to be. And you must grow, because Wheelie acts like a child, and...

"*Goes up to any Transformer* Hi, I'm Tramp!" is really all it takes.

by **schizophrenica** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:08 am

Hang around an insecticon with corn/wheat/rice in your pocket

News Credits: 1 · by ***Galvatron*** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:27 am

Stealing energon from the Decepticons

:grin:

by **Necessary Evil** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:27 am

Offering any kind of food to Gatorcons.

News Credits: 8 · by **Liege Evilmus** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:33 am

Voulenteer to pull Galvatron out of a lava bath, I'd help evil without giving him the satisfaction of killing me himself.

Yeah, I'll bite my nose to spite my face

by **Necessary Evil** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:53 am

Just being Cyclonus?

by **schizophrenica** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:45 am

Throwing rocks at Megatron... :grin:

by **TaiPoh** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:42 am

Sherade wrote:Here's the L33T comic....page 2. This defines suicide..of valuable brain cells.

Check the topic for page 1.

that made me laugh!
btw, which series is this from? can't be Dreamwave, can it?

:-?

insist on joining the autobots the next time they go into battle? because, well, logically, you're bound to get stamped on or shot if you tagged along a bunch of giant robots going to war.