The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Skyfire77** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:56 pm

But still, they come!♫

Amateur astronomers are puzzling over a seemingly anomalous cloud that has shown up on images of Mars taken over the past few days. Is it really a cloud, or a trick of the eye? Does it really extend 150 miles up from the surface, as some of the observers suggest? And what churned up all that stuff, anyway?

"And that's how it was for the next ten nights.
A flare, spurting out from Mars - bright green, drawing a green mist behind it - a beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight.
Ogilvy, the astronomer, assured me we were in no danger. He was
convinced there could be no living thing on that remote, forbidding planet."

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:28 pm

Awesome. This stuff should hit the news more often.

What can it be? Argh!

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:26 pm

RhA wrote:Awesome. This stuff should hit the news more often.

What can it be? Argh!

My theoery, created right bnow without any further investigation, is that it's a phenomenon much like Yellowstone's Old Faithful, times a million.

News Credits: 2 · by **Skyfire77** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:00 pm

If it isn't a smudge or similar defect, I'd bet on it being an impact rather than anything volcanic.

News Credits: 3 · by **DISCHARGE** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:27 pm

Well, considering all the secrets surrounding Mars it could be one of many things. Impact, scientific experiment gone awry, Martian plate movement.

Maybe we can get Obama to fill us in:
http://www.geekosystem.com/mars-obama-conspiracy/
I read about this a while ago and even listened to a great podcast, but couldn't find it again. Government coverup?

Since it is a violation of the Outer Space Treaty http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty to detonate something like a nuclear weapon on a celestial body(outside Earth) I doubt it would be the end results of that. Although what's to say the Natives of Mars haven't developed atomic capabilities.

Anyone skeptical is urged to do some research into theories of the moon being a spaceship and ancient nuclear weapons. In Man's limited written history comfort is taken in denial. Declaring something is impossible only limits the possibilities.

News Credits: 37 · by **SlyTF1** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:54 pm

Two alien races or organization waging war on Mars. Why couldn't it be Earth? :sad:

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:27 pm

It's the Green Lantern Corp! :lol:

Seriously though, 'tis interesting

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:40 pm

ITS AN INVASION!!! BREAK OUT YOUR WEAPONS BECAUSE SH*TS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

tinfoil, TINFOIL, WHERE IS MY TINFOIL.

News Credits: 37 · by **SlyTF1** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:47 pm

Dr. Heavy B wrote:ITS AN INVASION!!! BREAK OUT YOUR WEAPONS BECAUSE SH*TS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

tinfoil, TINFOIL, WHERE IS MY TINFOIL.

Screw that! We should side with them!!!

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:22 pm

SlyTF1 wrote:
Dr. Heavy B wrote:ITS AN INVASION!!! BREAK OUT YOUR WEAPONS BECAUSE SH*TS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

tinfoil, TINFOIL, WHERE IS MY TINFOIL.

Screw that! We should side with them!!!

Their not gonna side with us, their gonna EAT US.

I WILL NOT BE FOOD TO POST APOCALYPTIC SCAVENGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!