Shadowman wrote:as described on C! The Randy story.
Which I still have!
[The following is from over two years ago, when my writing skills were still developing. Bear in mind, I don't think it's up to par with my more modern work, but then, I think that about most of the work I do]
C! True Chaos Realm Story
Randy T. Random Guy
It all started one random day, at one random time…
In an attempt to vent some frustration that he lost a shiny nickel, Shadowman pushed a seemingly random person off the edge of a building. The “Random Person” was the father of the sort of well-known Randy The Random Guy, who was conceived, and grew to the age of 18 in under 20 minutes. This Randy was instantly noticed by his current manager, Psycho Warrior, and was instantly killed.
“I was all “Hey!” And Psycho was all “Die!” Then he killed me.” –Randy the Random Guy.
It was this chain of events that spawned the Randy Phenomenon.
Of course, you can’t kill someone who was already dead, so Randy was cloned.
“So, Psycho? He came to me, and said “Hey, Clone this guy so I can kill him again.” I mean, he offered me a lot of money, so I just couldn’t refuse. So, I did, and Psycho killed him. Then he came back, and told me to clone this guy, like, fifty times. And he offered one hundred time the money, so I did it. He keeps coming back to me, even now. So…yeah.” –Lama Su, Kaminoan Prime Minister.
“You just couldn’t believe what being cloned is like. I was sitting at a dinner table, with food prepared by Jesus Himself then I was yanked back into a mortal coil. It was okay at first when I was cloned one at a time...Imagine being hundreds of people at once! You think you have identity problems? I have to be in infinite places at once, including other planes of existence. It gets confusing.” –Randy.
The wanton murder of Randy continued, spanning multiple threads, including it’s very own.
“Okay, look: When someone you cloned gets his own thread where you consistently kill him then clone him, it make the L-Daddy one happy Kaminoan. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to Twi’ileks waiting for me at my new hot tub.” –Lama Su.
At some point, Psycho Warrior, Randy’s original killer, creator, manager, and owner, made a comic. It featured all forms of Randys, including the Giant Randy, which was not as powerful as one would think.
“Being big was awesome. I can’t really explain it, but I know someone who could.” –Randy.
“Being big? Yeah, it’s cool. At first, anyway. But when it comes to getting a car, or job, or girlfriend, it kinda loses its coolness.” –Godzilla, King of Monsters.
Eventually, Shadowman, the super-human who killed Random Person, Randy’s father, used genetic enhancements on Randy, with help from the Kaminoans. The result was A.R.N.O.L.D., Advanced Randy Needed On Luxury Death-stars.
“At first, I thought nothing of Randy killing. It was sport, yeah, but they never really pulled off a Predator. No fighting back, thus no thrill. That’s where the idea of Arnold came from: If you use enough enhancements, you can make a Randy hyper-powerful. Everywhere from super survival skills, to freakin’ energy attacks. Put ‘em on your own tropical island, hours, even days of hunting thrill trying to track, find, and kill them.” –Shadowman, Sprite Artist, inventor, manly-man.
“I will kill you. I swear to God in Heaven, if you do not stop me, I will kill you. Then I might feed you to some severely hungry Dobermans. Then when those Dobermans sh*t you out, I’ll burn their crap. That’s how crazy I am.” –Arnold, a Predator’s dream.
In the end, Randy killing may become less fun. But until that day, let’s kill those bastards.
[Randy © Psycho Warrior]
[Arnold, Random Person © Shadowman]
[Lama Su © George Lucas]
[Godzilla ©...Some Japanese psycho]
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Attn Mr. Shadowman I was here way before you I believe I was here ay before shadow man and the randy concept was created as far back as 2003 when I joined at the start of HMW which had to be around fall of 2002 and started in one of the old old old bulid threads which if I rememvber right was started by locust before the big button push of 2003 or 2004 where the thread was lost period and evoled into another sucessful build thread around 2004 which featured a certain pw as a certain junkion warrior and many other had joined in so I beleive being here longer I own the original claim to the origins of randy