The Energon Pub

by **gambit020480** » Sat May 28, 2011 9:34 pm

Poor Pan-Handler. He has been down on his luck and unemployed since 2009. The construction industry has taken a nose drive and he can't work fast food because of his deformed hands.

Please, if you see our decepticon friend on the interstate ramp asking for change help him out. Everyone needs a little help now and then....

by **Valandar** » Sat May 28, 2011 11:07 pm

Umm... do WHAT?

News Credits: 2 · by **bionic_radical** » Sat May 28, 2011 11:52 pm

I saw him huddling for warmth with others at big lots today. Offered to put him on the shelf with the other bots, but he has his pride.

by **DJLazer** » Sun May 29, 2011 10:36 am

gambit020480 wrote:Poor Pan-Handler. He has been down on his luck and unemployed since 2009. The construction industry has taken a nose drive and he can't work fast food because of his deformed hands.

Please, if you see our decepticon friend on the interstate ramp asking for change help him out. Everyone needs a little help now and then....

The what?

by **gambit020480** » Sun May 29, 2011 11:31 am

bionic_radical wrote:I saw him huddling for warmth with others at big lots today. Offered to put him on the shelf with the other bots, but he has his pride.

That is real good of you brother. The poor bastard was, unfortunately, caught with a prostitute and thrown in jail last night. But don't worry. Poor Pan-Handler will be back on his feet very soon.

News Credits: 1452 · by **Blurrz** » Sun May 29, 2011 12:21 pm

Poor Pan-handler. Really in a mighty bull situation. Thought he'd have some sort of backstop after he lost his career but he seems to just be in a rockblade and a hard place. Maybe he'll sledge his way through.. hopefully.

News Credits: 241 · by **Jelze Bunnycat** » Sun May 29, 2011 12:27 pm

Blurrz wrote:Poor Pan-handler. Really in a mighty bull situation. Thought he'd have some sort of backstop after he lost his career but he seems to just be in a rockblade and a hard place. Maybe he'll sledge his way through.. hopefully.

by **gambit020480** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:28 pm

Pan-Handler was spotted again, this time being de-liced with a firehose right outside the county jail....again. Supposedly, he got himself arrested yet again for throwing up on a cop after being hit with the tazer.

Poor Pan-Handler.....will he never learn?