The Energon Pub

by **Jacoiros** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:26 pm

Mac User
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i1t3ug_CA0

You just installed windows 2000 on your Mac, he's pissed.

You're both armed with swords. Can you win.

by **Gigastorm** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:58 am

Of course i can win

by **Dagon** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:08 pm

Seeing as no living mortal can best me, I vote for you, referring to me.

by **Dead Metal** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:19 pm

I would so beat the crap out of him, then tattoo the windows logo onto him.

by **Thanatos Prime** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:54 pm

No Mac-nazi is going to best me. He's going down!!

by **Shadowman** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:17 am

First, I'd start using a two-button mouse like a mace. while he's confused as to who would build a mouse with a second button, I'd smack him over the head a few times.

Then I'd just kick him while he's down. Partly because it works (Despite being dirty fighting) but also because I ran out of Windows vs. Mac jokes.

by **AutobotGeneral** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:53 am

I thwack him over the head with the +5 Open Source Sword and then let loose a volley from my Kernel Blaster...

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:33 pm

i will own him rap to him and pour coffee on his corpse :twisted:

Website · by **Grimscott** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:46 pm

He'll be too busy gesturing with his hands to fight properly, so yes I'll win. I won't even need the sword, I'll just beat him to death with my iPod because I love irony.