The Energon Pub

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:04 pm

And since CP wanted something amusing, I thought I'd share some fanmade journal entries from a couple of Transformers.

Wheelie's log:

7:00 AM- Daily energon boost (My favorite time!)
9:00 AM- Slingshot practice with Grimlock (My favorite time!)
10:00-1:00 PM- Rhyming with Jazz and Blaster (My favorite time!)
1:00-7:00 PM- Sharing my rhyming skills with the Decepticons on their radio frequencies (My faovirte time!)
7:00-6:30 PM- Stasis lock (The rest of the Autobots favorite time)

Starscream's log:

Year 4,586,321 of my servitude to Lord Megatron.

Being forced under Megatron's leadership has proven to be quite painful. If I was leader this conflict with those wretched Autobots would have been over a long time ago.

Soundwave may be quiet, but I can smell his lust for power. My praises to Lord Megatron have proven ineffective to meet my agenda, but Soundwave has managed to motivate him almost to the point of madness. I must observe him carefully. At the time of this entry, he has become a threat to my rise to leadership.

Megatron's punishments are severe and ridiculous. All I did was take command of the Decepticons when it seemed as though he met his end in todays mission. Upon seeing his arrival, I gladly gave back control, but he blasted me with his fusion cannon regardless. I will make him pay...

Today while on patrol, I heard some annoying voice that addresses itself as Wheelie. It's annoying rhyming and singing could prove useful. I must find out what this "Wheelie" is and learn how I can use it on Megatron.

Oh yes, mark my words, control will one day be mine!

End of log.

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:24 am

Aww, you all are sweet.

I'll make a decision about who gets a free toy by the end of the weekend. I'm sure you'll be really disappointed with it! :grin:

by **SJ21** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:50 pm

10,000 posts is a lot of typing. I wonder how many hours that translates into. I mean, I am just over 250 and I think I spend a lot of time typing on here. I usually don't even write that much. CP has put out some lenghthy stuff, which I thoroughly enjoy reading.

Lets do some math. Conservatively speaking, lets say an average post takes 2 minutes to write. CP did 10,000 of them. so 20,000 minutes. That's 333.4 hours. Almost 14 days of straight typing. Just think of all the other stuff you could do with that time...

Transform MP Megatron twice
Lose 5 pounds
Meet women
Cure a VD
Drink a keg
Find a job
Move out of Mom's house
Lose all your money in Vegas

I am sure we could all add to this list. This is what I came up with off the top of my head. (Keep in mind, this is not directed at anyone speciffically, but for comedic value.)

Seriously, congrats on 10,000. Keep up the good work. I always enjoy reading your stuff.

News Credits: 23 · by **Prime Evil** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:14 pm

LOL @ SJ21's post!!

Transform Masterpiece Megs twice...Bwahahahahaha!!!

I've only transformed him once and that was fun enough. Don't get me wrong, love the figure, but he's best in bot mode.

News Credits: 1082 · by **Tigertrack** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:32 pm

This thread should be locked, it serves no...

Okay, I'll stop, congrats, maybe you'll be near my count someday. Baby coming...gtg.

News Credits: 7 · by **Geekee1** » Fri May 01, 2009 9:17 pm

Logorrhea

by **olokin** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:50 am

Congrats on milestone, of all the posters here in these forums your opinions I most value. Any of your musings can sway my decision to buy or skip a figure, Here's to another 10000. :APPLAUSE:

by **SJ21** » Fri May 08, 2009 1:06 pm

After patiently waiting a week for the results, I gotta know. Who won the figure?

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Fri May 08, 2009 1:12 pm

SJ21 wrote:After patiently waiting a week for the results, I gotta know. Who won the figure?

Actually, First Gen made me belly laugh, so he wins for pure humor, but he's Staff...so that doesn't count.

Thusly, you win on account of using math!

(I have to dig the figure out of storage, so PM me your address in the time being.)

by **SJ21** » Fri May 08, 2009 2:17 pm

Wow!!! Usually my math skills are not accurate, nor are they rewarded. I would like to thank the academy...

Whatever the figure, It will be a treasured asset to the collection and be displayed as such.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:08 am

Good job. For having the patience, anyway. I've been to 10000 twice before, and each time I lost when the board crashed...but most of my posts were SPAM back when it was allowed. Though once in a while I did have something to say...

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:49 am

If counterpunch were not a mod, what rank would that earn him? Just curious. On the Star Wars site (I can't put SW for obvious reasons -lol) -10K earns you the 'emperor' rank. You get a cool avie with lightning and all. Btw, since it doesn't look like we'll be getting the use of avatars any time soon, could anyone make me a cool signature?? I'm artistically declined.

Thx!

by **MagnaBlade** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:49 am

Is there a place on the site that shows all the different rankings? Just curious. I like the idea and all the different names for rankings.

News Credits: 11 · by **kirbenvost** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:00 pm

i_amtrunks wrote:Between Punch and Counterpunch, that is only 5000 each.

Let me know when you really get to 10,000.

lol.

Well I'm super late to the party and don't live in the US, so I don't have to kiss your @$$, but congrats CP. A true landmark.

And dang I wish I could go to Botcon. Sounds wild!

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:14 am

I've been wanting to post my botcon pix for a while --unfortunately no photopost here.

:-(

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:03 am

vectorA3 wrote:I've been wanting to post my botcon pix for a while --unfortunately no photopost here.

Do you mean you need a hosting site? www.photobucket.com

Otherwise, just start a thread up and go for it. No one will object to that kind of thing.

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:45 pm

i meant that i wish this site had a 'photopost' to which you could upload your pictures to. So, yeah a host in a sense.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:55 pm

click the upload tab. it works now.

by **Just Negare** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:12 pm

Remember when no one but a certain few had avatars, and you got one when you hit the big 1,000 or something?

Congrads on the ten grand!

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:20 am

Name_Violation wrote:click the upload tab. it works now.

how do i get to this 'upload tab'??

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:23 am

ah, I found the tab. Tried uploadin a pic, but no dice b/c the max size is 256 KB. That sux.

by **Iron Prime** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:07 am

I'd say just use photobucket (or your other site of choice) - it's easier...

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:59 pm

Ack! I'm late to the party! I know the joy of being a 10K poster. For a good 6 months I was the top poster before I was beaten out by the likes of Unknown Factor and Psycho Warrior. Welcome to the club. It's a bit dingy and hasn't been cleaned in years, but its a good place to hang out. :mrgreen: