The Energon Pub

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:57 pm

I don't make posts like this most of the time, but 10,000 posts since I started about 6.5 years ago deserves a little extra something!

Some cake for all my friends!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:04 pm

pffft. Amateur. Call me when you reach 20k.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jesterhead** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:05 pm

You don't have time for cake. Get crackin' on the next 10k!

News Credits: 1 · by **MightyMagnus78** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:12 pm

MMM Cake!

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:42 pm

Just cause it hasn't been done.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:27 pm

robofreak wrote:Just cause it hasn't been done.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, no it isn't. It's totally true, and Valve wishes people would stop perpetuating the myth that there was no cake.

10K posts? I'd be impressed, if I hadn't already hit 20K. Also, this makes you like, what, the 29th person to hit 10K? We can't even afford jackets for the club anymore...so...you're gonna have to buy us all jackets. And don't skimp on the sequin! I wanna sparkle like I'm a poorly written Vampire.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:49 pm

Until I am physically eating a cake that was made to celebrate Mkall's 10K posts, I will stand by the opinion that the cake is in fact a lie.

I'll settle for German chocolate and nothing less!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:03 am

robofreak wrote:Until I am physically eating a cake that was made to celebrate Mkall's 10K posts, I will stand by the opinion that the cake is in fact a lie.

I'll settle for German chocolate and nothing less!

Seriously, they hate it. "If you thought you were sick of the memes, I was sick of it way ahead of you," said [Eric] Wolpaw, who was the primary writer on Portal[...]"For instance, cake," he added. "I've had enough cake jokes."

News Credits: 127 · by **Counterpunch** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:08 am

Most of them were pretty good too, welcome to the club.

News Credits: 33 · by **Amelie** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:35 pm

I think I'd die laughing if Cyber Bishop or Seibertron came along and lowered you post count in the admin panel. :lol:

Also - well done!

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:20 am

Congrats.

In your honor i'll have a slice of the chocolate & Guinness cake sitting in the kitchen.

... thou honestly I was going for a piece anyways. :grin:

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:49 am

I feel like such a n00b now.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:49 pm

lostinwebspace wrote:I feel like such a n00b now.

oh come on Grimmy, you have 1000 posts or so on me still.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:26 am

Everyone in this thread is a n00b to me ...

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:52 am

Editor wrote:oh come on Grimmy, you have 1000 posts or so on me still.

Then the race to 1,000,000 is on! :grin:

Burn wrote:Everyone in this thread is a n00b to me ...

hhhhh-hhhhhh. I still got a month on you, you young whipper-snapper. kaff kaff. Now come over here so's I can whip you with my cane. hhhhhhh. hhhhhhh.

by **Predaprince** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:12 pm

This thread is beyond pointless.

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:49 pm

I’m betting that cake has jAm in wonderful layers

News Credits: 33 · by **Amelie** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:54 pm

Predaprince wrote:This thread is beyond pointless.

Almost as pointless as that post (and this one).

We should congratulate ourselves.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:16 pm

Amelie wrote:
Predaprince wrote:This thread is beyond pointless.

Almost as pointless as that post (and this one).

We should congratulate ourselves.

Congrats to us. We have less points than a perfect sphere.

by **Predaprince** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:24 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Amelie wrote:
Predaprince wrote:This thread is beyond pointless.

Almost as pointless as that post (and this one).

We should congratulate ourselves.

Congrats to us. We have less points than a perfect sphere.

That is inevitable, since, within the realm of spherical geometry, a point is the connection within a sphere between two dots on the exact opposite sides from each other and, hence, a sphere has an infinite number of points.

SPOON!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:46 pm

Predaprince wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Amelie wrote:
Predaprince wrote:This thread is beyond pointless.

Almost as pointless as that post (and this one).

We should congratulate ourselves.

Congrats to us. We have less points than a perfect sphere.

That is inevitable, since, within the realm of spherical geometry, a point is the connection within a sphere between two dots on the exact opposite sides from each other and, hence, a sphere has an infinite number of points.

SPOON!

Someone call the jock squad, because we have a class five Nerd Alert here!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go argue, at great length, why I think Deadpool could beat Batman.

News Credits: 33 · by **Amelie** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:09 pm

Shadowman wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go argue, at great length, why I think Deadpool could beat Batman.

And I thought you'd argue over something important.

Like FIRRIB.

News Credits: 9 · by **Editor** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:19 pm

Amelie wrote:
And I thought you'd argue over something important.

Like FIRRIB.

Come now Amelie. You know better than to bring up the FIBRIR debate. #-o

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:21 pm

Amelie wrote:
Shadowman wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go argue, at great length, why I think Deadpool could beat Batman.

And I thought you'd argue over something important.

Like FIRRIB.

I don't argue FIRRIB...but I do bring it up if I think it'd cause a reasonably funny stir.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:42 pm

I'm tempter to change my username to FIRRIB now just so I can cause controversy wherever I go.

Shadowman has a very important job on this site. He's supposed to watch and wait for anything dumb that you might say and then use it against you so that you either feel dumb or realize just how wrong you are.

Keep in mind that most of this is for his own entertainment. Speaking of which you should parody that Adam Lambert song and call it "For My Entertainment"

Anyways, threads like this are always fun. It let's the fandom see how silly we all can be.

Speaking of which, I need to go visit Shadowman's cool website again...