The Energon Pub

Blast Cannon wrote:Erm. Me and the missus at a party... We played strip poker. She lost.



A 'nice' one.



The one you wanted to see.

So it's true. European women ARE hotter.

Tis moi..about to open a can of whup ass..or sumthin!

Dave

Shadowman wrote:

Blast Cannon wrote:Erm. Me and the missus at a party... We played strip poker. She lost.



A 'nice' one.



The one you wanted to see.

So it's true. European women ARE hotter.

The smaller amount of food generally available and consumed by Europeans is a natural starvation technique for this species of human, naturally stopping the emergence of what is called the 'fat chick' in the European scene, unlike their American cousins.

Although his mate is wearing a f*****g awesome t-shirt.

tequila stu wrote:Although his mate is wearing a f*****g awesome t-shirt.

QFT


We Brits got it good. We classy biatches

The Master Blaster wrote:

tequila stu wrote:Although his mate is wearing a f*****g awesome t-shirt.

QFT


We Brits got it good. We classy biatches

Oh, that Maggie Thatcher...

Jesus Prime wrote:

The Master Blaster wrote:

tequila stu wrote:Although his mate is wearing a f*****g awesome t-shirt.

QFT


We Brits got it good. We classy biatches

Oh, that Maggie Thatcher...

Heh, if I was more visually impaired, I'd hit it.

tequila stu wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

The Master Blaster wrote:

tequila stu wrote:Although his mate is wearing a f*****g awesome t-shirt.

QFT


We Brits got it good. We classy biatches

Oh, that Maggie Thatcher...

Heh, if I was more visually impaired, I'd hit it.

Drink up! if you play rough, you might even kill her. That's crazy bonus points.

Jesus Prime wrote:

tequila stu wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

The Master Blaster wrote:

tequila stu wrote:Although his mate is wearing a f*****g awesome t-shirt.

QFT


We Brits got it good. We classy biatches

Oh, that Maggie Thatcher...

Heh, if I was more visually impaired, I'd hit it.

Drink up! if you play rough, you might even kill her. That's crazy bonus points.

Yeah, but then I'd have to buy a spade.

tequila stu wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

tequila stu wrote:

Jesus Prime wrote:

The Master Blaster wrote:

tequila stu wrote:Although his mate is wearing a f*****g awesome t-shirt.

QFT


We Brits got it good. We classy biatches

Oh, that Maggie Thatcher...

Heh, if I was more visually impaired, I'd hit it.

Drink up! if you play rough, you might even kill her. That's crazy bonus points.

Yeah, but then I'd have to buy a spade.

Throw her in a peat bog.

Here's another one of me. I'm just so proud of who this photo turned out, I needed to post it!

Yeah, this is for another forum that had a stupid trend with people putting their usernames on paper to prove they are real because one guy lied.

and be honest, yer sticking your tongue out too right??:p

Dave

My freind Steph who olders members of Seibertron knew as Nymph has asked me via the phone to post some pictures of her

She wants everybody to know she misses Seibertron and everybody here and is trying to get online sometime in the future

So here are some pictures of her

Nymph was awesome. I suppose her problems getting online explain TMM's absence too. Things make more sense now.

Jesus Prime wrote:Nymph was awesome. I suppose her problems getting online explain TMM's absence too. Things make more sense now.

She is texting me right now

She says hi JP

Tell her I said whale jizz. I want to know if I'm the only one who remember this.

Jesus Prime wrote:Tell her I said whale jizz. I want to know if I'm the only one who remember this.

Her response

Nymph wrote: Lmao i was going 2 say that 2 him gotta luv girls only slumber parties

I have no clue what you two are talking about

Three or four years back, there was a girls only thread called the 'slumber party'. Much fun was had. I don't know why they tolerated me posting, as I hadn't dragged yet. Somehow conversation turned to an odd combination of me and whale jizz.

*Elita_One* wrote:

Yeah, this is for another forum that had a stupid trend with people putting their usernames on paper to prove they are real because one guy lied.

About time you came back.

I guess I'll come in here and post a couple more pics. Here's one I took a while back when I had nothing to do:


And here's one I just took in my dorm:

Alrighty, Since I'm still new n all, I should go ahead & post my pic first off YAY a fellow Cowboy Hat! Nice hat DragonSlayer Anyways, here's me! Not the most recent pic, my hairs longer now. But it'll work fer now

74 freaking pages all in one sitting. Do I get a medal or something?

Anywho, here's me.



Yes my ears are really that mismatched but I stay bald because it looks better than having hair and looking like I'm balding. The beard has been a constant companion for the last seven years. I got my jaw broken and the NHS put it back together wonky.

If you're really lucky I might get a few pictures taken of me in my kick ass Matrix coat.

waaaaghlord wrote:74 freaking pages all in one sitting. Do I get a medal or something?

No. And you know what else you don't get? A tan.

Jesus Prime wrote:

waaaaghlord wrote:74 freaking pages all in one sitting. Do I get a medal or something?

No. And you know what else you don't get? A tan.

And a numb ass.