The Energon Pub

[Ironclaw]

Attention

Unfortunately,Ratchet was able to bring Wheelie back to life before his untimely death.
We will start shooting practice on friday at 6:00 PM and his assassination on saturday at 7:30 PM.You are welcome to bring your own guns.

Thanks

Hotrod

P.S. Don't let prime know.

[Snowtron]

Attention

Unfortunately,Ratchet was able to bring Wheelie back to life before his untimely death.
We will start shooting practice on friday at 6:00 PM and his assassination on saturday at 7:30 PM.You are welcome to bring your own guns.

Thanks

Hotrod

P.S. Don't let prime know.

I have heard talk of some sort of "party" being held for Wheelie to celeibrate his "awakening" but I am sorry to say that he will not able to attend for I am affrade he may be attacked again so from now on he shall under maximum sucureity and my constant eye so I am affrade he will not be able to attend.
sorry
Prime.

[estrelliaes]

A instant recording

Prowl would like to swap some cubes for any ninja weapons etc.
And some Happy pills cos Ratchet is really getting him down.
If he dosnt get something to cheer him up soon he may be forced to use some of his nice new ninja weapons on him.
If it comes down to weapons or pills/etc guys its a question of how much do you want a stand in doctor?
Prowl would prefer the pills even if his weapon racks would not be as full as hed like.

[Tekka]

Attention

Unfortunately,Ratchet was able to bring Wheelie back to life before his untimely death.
We will start shooting practice on friday at 6:00 PM and his assassination on saturday at 7:30 PM.You are welcome to bring your own guns.

Thanks

Hotrod

P.S. Don't let prime know.

I have heard talk of some sort of "party" being held for Wheelie to celeibrate his "awakening" but I am sorry to say that he will not able to attend for I am affrade he may be attacked again so from now on he shall under maximum sucureity and my constant eye so I am affrade he will not be able to attend.
sorry
Prime.

At 5:15 AM this morning, Optimus Prime and Wheelie were both found dead inside a sealed room. Wheelie was found in three pieces across the floor while Optimus was face down in a puddle of his own brake fluid... He had used it to scrawl a message on the wall.

"The RhYmINg! Make IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"

In accordance with his last will and testament the Matrix of leadership will be passed to Ultra Magnus and rhyming is now outlawed in all Autobot territories.

-Prowl

[Jeysie]

Hey, hey, hey!

Man, I really got the blues at this news. Just 'cause *he* can't find the beat, now we all gotta take the heat? There's no way that's gonna play! Don't you sweat the deal on rhyming; leave it to us who *got* the timing.

- Blaster

[Pyrostrata]

At 5:15 AM this morning, Optimus Prime and Wheelie were both found dead inside a sealed room. Wheelie was found in three pieces across the floor while Optimus was face down in a puddle of his own brake fluid... He had used it to scrawl a message on the wall.

"The RhYmINg! Make IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!"

In accordance with his last will and testament the Matrix of leadership will be passed to Ultra Magnus and rhyming is now outlawed in all Autobot territories.

-Prowl

LMAO! w00t!

[estrelliaes]

Wheelie
Im hiding You're so mean.

Why dont you like my ryhmes?

I am not answering anything unless i know its safe.

Good news Wheelie fans, im entering a mcing constest in Extreme Killer Cool Hip Hop Dudes Quarter.

wish me luck.

Wheeljack
I am saying this now
Anyone who calls me Wheelie for fun or shortening of names wiLl get the sharp end of my weapons.
Every time they do it , random people throw things at me. It hurts.

Ratchet
my new book taleS of the great war is out soon.
strangely everyone says they heard it, but you havent heard this one yet. during the Great war i....Hitting noises
and recorder robot screaming ENOUGH!i CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!
jUST BECAUSE I DO THIS JOB PEOPLE THINK I WANT OT LISTEN TO THEM GO ON AND ON...

[estrelliaes]

Wheelie
Im hiding You're so mean.

Why dont you like my ryhmes?

I am not answering anything unless i know its safe.

Good news Wheelie fans, im entering a mcing constest in Extreme Killer Cool Hip Hop Dudes Quarter.

wish me luck.

Wheeljack
I am saying this now
Anyone who calls me Wheelie for fun or shortening of names wiLl get the sharp end of my weapons.
Every time they do it , random people throw things at me. It hurts.

Ratchet
my new book taleS of the great war is out soon.
strangely everyone says they heard it, but you havent heard this one yet. during the Great war i....Hitting noises
and recorder robot screaming ENOUGH!i CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!
jUST BECAUSE I DO THIS JOB PEOPLE THINK I WANT OT LISTEN TO THEM GO ON AND ON...

[Snowtron]

Following Primes death no one should worry but just sit tight and don't touch any thing espally the matrix (That means you Hotrod) and Prime should be back by tommorrow.

Prowl

[Ironclaw]

Attention

Ultra magnus was found dead and the Matrix stolen.Prowl is investigating into who did it. Everyone will be held for questioning,until we find the culprit.Until then, I suggest everyone is on high alert.

Thanks

Rodimus Prime

P.S. I didn't do it.

P.S.S The matrix in my room is a fake.........

[estrelliaes]

Btw the duplicate entry was an accident cos i tried to go to another site too quick. So no reports or threats whatever.

Notice
Grimlock get job on tv.He brush up on words before. Anyone like to tutor me?

[Ironclaw]

Attention

We have found the culprit. It was Hotrod.his deactivation will be on sunday at 5:00 PM.After that, There shall be a party in Wheeile's honer,in which he will be able to join.

thanks

The newly reconstructed Optimus Prime

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Attention Decepticons

Since the Autobots failed to assassinate Wheeile, We shall do it ourselves.Perhaps the Autobots will like us better after this!

Thanks

Megatron

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I'm back!!

Decepticon Hotrod

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To be continued..........

[estrelliaes]

annoucing rusults of Mc competiton in Killer cool dudes hip hop quarter.

The winner is...Sob, i cant believe this...

Wheelie
He beat the others into submission with his rhyming.
Not many interviews with others as all in happy peace chillout wing with headaches.
So your new MC is Wheelie.

[munkimus prime]

ATTENTION
Me Grimlock made big mistake me need help making it right, Me grimlock slipped and fell on daniel now him in jar.
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You should try my cloning machine I can make an exact copy of daniel and no one will know the difference.
Wheeljack.
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How about I make you a robot daniel that looks and acts like tbe real thing no one will know the difference
Ratchet
p.s ignore Wheeljacks idea it will blow up or something.
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Somebody had better fix this quickly spikes back tommorow.
Optimus prime.

[zombiebunny]

Missing Casset player,
will pay lotso energon cubes if found

love
Megatron
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Found casset in desert, if anyone doesn't want it, no givesees backsees

~Spike

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Whoever's Casset this is, please claim immediately, Destroying base!

Prime

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Excellent

Megs

[Siren Prime]

NOTICE

Due to the serious injurys of Hot Rod, Springer, and Chromedome, relationships between co-workers are now illegal.

Thank you,
Prime

(Hahahahaha!! Oh snap this one made me LAUGH!! Is this all restricted to G1? I don't know much about G1 but I'll give this a go.)

NOTICE:

Today's Workshifts

Energon Storage and Organization - Thundercracker, Ramjet

Perimeter Sentry Duty - Soundwave and Co. (except Laserbeak)

Spying on Autobots - Laserbeak

Powercore Maintenance - Skywarp, Dirge

Stasis Tank Cleanup - Starscream

Don't like it? Too bad.
That's today's rotation.

~ Megatron

*an hour later*

EDIT: To whomever greased up the floor of the enterence to my quarters, HAHA I'm am very amused.
LIVE IN FEAR.
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*5 min later*

Note:

Payback's a b****!!

~ Anonymous

[Wheelimus Prime]

To whoever stole my volcal processors
please return them to me please

--wheelie

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NOTICE:

Today marks the end of Rhyme everywhere.
please report to the meeting hall at
7:30 pm for festivities. Whoever stole
wheelie please bring him there to celebrate
the pounding of justace

--Cybertron

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Okay, jokes over, i can't talk
please ret----

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Notice 2:

Decepticons invited to celebration.
ABSOLUTELY NO ASSKICKING PERMITTED.

ps. Wheelie returned

--Cybertron

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Wheelie Dead!

Not sure how it happened, but I
believe it was caused by a mix-up
with wheelie and the wheelie pinata

--Ratchet

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War Ends!

Cybertron's Civil war has finally ended.
All Are One!!!11!!!1!11!!1

--Optimus Prime

[Uber Galvatron]

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NOTE:
Celebrations due to "end of war" have been postponed due to reasons of potential planetary oblivion as SOMEONE forgot to feed Unicron again!

--Optimus Prime

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!MAXIMAL UPGRADE!

Tired of of being given the middle servo?, Annoyed of energon waste?
Then try out the brand new MAXIMAL UPGRADE by Swindle.Co
Get closer to your Organic friends by becoming a TECHNO-ORGANIC!
Shrinks you to the size of a human and lowers the amount of Energon needed to refuel!
Tired of your old Altmode, GET YOUR NEW ONE FREE!
We are offering the choices of Dinosaur, Gorilla, Rhino and Giant rat FREE!, Or scan your new one from an organic creature!
Don't be the last one to join this exciting new adventure!

--Swind...Uh, I mean, Wheeljack.

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Due to Wheelie's recent de-activation, Autobots are needing a new punching bag!
Try-outs begin on Friday at 2:30pm and end on Sunday 7:00pm
The winner will be announced on Monday.

Decepticons included!

--Hot Rod

P.S- NO SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCES! All competitors will be tested.

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C'mon Guys, I've been kicked out the Decepticons!
Will you guys be my friends now?
I've even split my personality into three faces, brilliant for dancing lessons, science and warfare!

--Blitzwing

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LOST IDENTITY!
If found, Please return to Skids.

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Hoist, Grapple.
If you two want to build something, by all means do it yourself.
BUT IF YOU EMPLOY THE CONSTRUCTICONS AGAIN I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEADS SO FAR UP YOUR TAILPIPES THAT YOU'LL BE LOOKING FOR THE LIGHTSWITCH FOR DAYS!, AND WHEELJACK AIN'T HELPING!

--Optimus Prime

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EVACUATION NOTICE!

"Transformers 3", Shooting begins next Friday!
Invasion by Michael Bay is Positive.
Evacuation process begins next Wednesday!

--Ironhide

P.S- YES! We ARE taking Metroplex, Omega Supreme and Fortress Maximus with us! STOP ASKING ME ALREADY!

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[Wheelimus Prime]

LOST IDENTITY

if found, please return to G1 Megatron
Will pay large sums of energon.

--Megatron soundwave, you think the autobots fell
for it BLAST! are you still typi

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Weightloss!

Have you been given unfair CGI treatment"
Well stop by Swin---Tracks' weightloss
gym. ESPECIALLY YOU FATSCREAM

---swin...Tracks

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To whoever gave me the nickname
Fatscream, please meet me by the alley

---starscream

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LOOKING FOR NEW 2ND IN COMMAND
Due to starscream's alley related death,
we are hosting the 2009 Decepticon Games
ALL DECEPTICONS ARE TO REPORT TO TRYOUTS
TOMARROW NIGHT AT 7:00 SHARP.

--Megatron

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To whoever keeps taking my panties
please return them

--Arcee

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FOUND!!

Me Grimlock find frilly cloth.
who ever are, no give backs

-- Me, Grimlock

[Uber Galvatron]

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ORDER PLACEMENT!
Lithone Munchies to be ordered ASAP to keep Unicron busy for the next week while we are out hiding from Michael Bay

--Ratchet

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Wheeljack.
Request that you build a machine which kills Spirits.
Starscreams Ghost is back.

--Bumblebee

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LOST SPARK!

OK! Who's the wiseguy who killed me?
All I'm saying is that it's NOT COOL!
Return my spark to me or there will be grave consequences!
(I hear Michael Bay is searching for cast members in "Transformers 3")

--Starscream

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LOST BONG!

If found please return IMMEDIATLEY!

--Beachcom.....Bumblebee

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Panty raids on certain female co-workers are strictly pro-hibited!
If you are found performing such an act by either Arcee, Myself, or any other Members of staff you will be Punished!
Punishments can range from;

- A swift kick in the Gearbox
- Clearing the Hangars of any Skidmarks for the next Year, All 5 of them
- Being cast in "TransMorphers 3"
- Listening to Wheelies latest rap album, "Wheelie say find friends today!"

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

--Optimus Prime

P.S- Seriously, Stop. I can't stand Elita-1 b*****ing about this!

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I'M BACK!

--Wheelie

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To whomever keeps reviving Wheelie.
SLEEP IN FEAR TONIGHT, DEAD BOT!
--Ironhide

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[Wheelimus Prime]

Okay guys, enough is enough, pleae return
my jeans, i am running low on clothes to
wear

--Arcee

ps. who put that thong there

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Me Grimlock want character in TMNT

-- Me grimlock

[tf dutchie]

Important message *please read*

Next time somebody cries out loud USE a hanky,
the whole floor is flood with oil.
And I don't want to repear Autobots who made a fling.

--Rachet

[zombiebunny]

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Decepticons, remember that our next meeting is tonight. Debates on who will be our next leader is up for debate

-Soundwave brings music
-I am in charge of pushing out those who oppose to meeting
-Constructicons bring food and drink
-Astro Train provides transportation
-Rumble and Frenzy do clean up
-I hide while everyone fights for the next leader's spot, and comes out victorious


Any further questions will be terminated by me
<3 Starscream

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Decepticons, my leader celebration thingy is tonight. So help me Primus if any of you screw this up for me.
By the way, who stole my new Sexy perfume?! It had glitter and it was expensive so give it back! I'd like to smell nice for my own inauguration

T_T it's not funny so give it back

~Screamer
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[munkimus prime]

Who ever thought it would be funny to steal my spray paint to write Wide load on Trypticon' back is in deep trouble when I find them. I was going to use that to solve my sweeps problem.

Cyclonus

[Wheelimus Prime]

hey, thanks to whoever sent me
this Sexy Perfume. but i still
won't date you, but thanks


--Arcee
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So close....

--Hot Rod

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$H!T, it took me forever to get the
perfume

--Tracks