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Postby JazZeke » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:48 pm

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Oy, am I the only one who cringed at that retarded scene where Bumblebee started spraying oil out of his crotch?
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Postby Uniprimus » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:12 pm

No.
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Postby lodelco » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:16 pm

If he was human then maybe but since he's a Transformer and he's awesome then no.
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Postby BumblebeeJetfireFan » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:51 pm

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Postby Obsidian_Prime » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:54 pm

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But that Sector Seven agent was sure annoying. x3
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Postby Siren Prime » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:55 pm

I guess I'm just immature, but me and friends all cracked up along with the rest of the theater.
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Postby Creature SH » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:55 pm

One of the definitive lowpoints for Transformers as a whole.
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Postby syphonn » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:03 pm

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It was in poor taste
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Postby The Time Traveller » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:46 pm

syphonn wrote:It was in poor taste


Piss poor taste.
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Postby Pontimax 01 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:49 pm

I laughed. .

I guess everyone is just taking this all too serious.
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Postby syphonn » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:21 pm

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That illustrates who the movie was geared towards
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Postby Night Raid » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:22 pm

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Had it happened to anybody other than that Simmons guy, I would have hated it.
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Postby ultra tron » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:39 pm

it's only good the first time you see it. that shock value made it hilarious. People were saying "I can't believe he did that!" in a laughing manner.

The backyard scene through to the part where BB got captured was comedy. I liked it.
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Postby Pontimax 01 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:46 pm

syphonn wrote:That illustrates who the movie was geared towards


Want to clarify oh "who" is?
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Postby Tramp » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:57 pm

A laughed my tail off when I saw that. It was one of the funniest moments in the movie. :grin:
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Postby Moonbase2 » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:32 pm

I think I actually slapped my knee. I only do that when something makes me laugh out loud. Sure it was immature, but it was unexpected. And Bee did it because he knows he could get away with taking a piss on a suit.
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Postby syphonn » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:02 pm

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Pontimax 01 wrote:
syphonn wrote:That illustrates who the movie was geared towards


Want to clarify oh "who" is?


The movie overall had a juvenile feel to it, the scene at spikes house with the autobots hiding, bumblebee peeing on the agent, the sector seven farce and the general feeling of lightheartedness when facing impending doom. It is my opinion that the movie was geared towards the next generation of toy buyers, you figure,love it or hate it most of the long time fans will still watch the movie and buy the merchandise. So go all out gear it towards a younger audience with the hopes of roping them in.
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Postby Creature SH » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:06 pm

....that and morons.
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Postby Night~GONE » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:32 pm

I thought it was funny. I hated that agen i wish as soon as bumblebee was done some one woulda thew a match at him so he'd explode.......
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Postby lodelco » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:02 am

Some people just don't know how to have fun anymore.

I liked the scene for what it was. The guy deserved it since he was being a jerk with his threats and whatnot.
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Postby armandez » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:00 am

"Golden showers in his eyes..."
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Postby kendragon » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:01 am

I cringed more when Optimus said 'Quit lubricating the man'... i think that was overkill for the scene...

It was funny before that.
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Postby JazZeke » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:19 pm

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IMO, if the oil had come out of anywhere other than his crotch, it would have been funny. But having it come from the crotch made it sophomorish. And worse, all I could think of when I saw that scene was the soulless slasherfangirls who like to depict the TF with human parts under their "armor." You just KNOW they went wild with that scene.

And I for one actually LIKED Agent Simmons. I found him funny, and just like a government agent.
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Postby god_convoy_2005 » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:57 pm

wow. you people have no sense of humor. my 90 year-old great frickin grandmother thought it was funny.
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Re: "Lubricating"...

Postby Bumbled » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:50 am

JazZeke wrote:Oy, am I the only one who cringed at that retarded scene where Bumblebee started spraying oil out of his crotch?
That wasn't retarded that was funny... get your mind out of the gutter...
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