The Energon Pub

Halo wrote:Shadowman-
Adding "in bed" to the end makes it seem even better.

So, how much does it suck that my parents actually forced me to get a job this summer, even if it's really cupcake-y? I'm a princess and don't need to work, so the reason why keeps missing me.

Going back, I'm descended from John Adams! Why do my parents want me to get a job? Though they seemed to defend me not wanting a job when my sisters asked.

Shadowman wrote:Going back, I'm descended from John Adams! Why do my parents want me to get a job? Though they seemed to defend me not wanting a job when my sisters asked.

Heh, I'm related to Martha Washington. (decendant of her sister)

Psycho Warrior wrote:

Shadowman wrote:Going back, I'm descended from John Adams! Why do my parents want me to get a job? Though they seemed to defend me not wanting a job when my sisters asked.

Heh, I'm related to Martha Washington. (decendant of her sister)

Since we're playing the name-dropping game, I'm related to author Willa Cather. I'm also related to Albert, Duke of Prussia. They're on Wikipedia.

Halo wrote:

Psycho Warrior wrote:

Shadowman wrote:Going back, I'm descended from John Adams! Why do my parents want me to get a job? Though they seemed to defend me not wanting a job when my sisters asked.

Heh, I'm related to Martha Washington. (decendant of her sister)

Since we're playing the name-dropping game, I'm related to author Willa Cather. I'm also related to Albert, Duke of Prussia. They're on Wikipedia.

I only commented because my uncle spends almost all his time at the historical society. He also said we're related to Mary Queen of scotts and lady Godiva.

To the President, Vice President, Treasurer and Chief of Hired Goons of the International Sturmvogel Fan Club:

Would be wrong to walk into a church service yelling, "Aw yeah! Let's bring some salvation up in this motherf***er!"?

Why don't the Cluckin' Bell dudes in Liberty wear the chicken suits like those in San Andreas?

What would you sell your soul for?

Is it Fingaltime yet?

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the President, Vice President, Treasurer and Chief of Hired Goons of the International Sturmvogel Fan Club:

Would be wrong to walk into a church service yelling, "Aw yeah! Let's bring some salvation up in this motherf***er!"?

Why don't the Cluckin' Bell dudes in Liberty wear the chicken suits like those in San Andreas?

What would you sell your soul for?

Is it Fingaltime yet?

1. I would hope somebody would film in and put it on YouTube. My friend went to Mass in high high heels, tripped, and exclaimed "God F****n' Dammit ****!".
2. Sold them for drugs?
3. Nothing. I value it. I'd buy yours for a Cheeto.
4. Since I don't know, I'm sayin' no.

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the President, Vice President, Treasurer and Chief of Hired Goons of the International Sturmvogel Fan Club:

Would be wrong to walk into a church service yelling, "Aw yeah! Let's bring some salvation up in this motherf***er!"?

Why don't the Cluckin' Bell dudes in Liberty wear the chicken suits like those in San Andreas?

What would you sell your soul for?

Is it Fingaltime yet?

1. Hell yes...no pun intended. [EDIT] "Hell yes" as in "DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!"

2. Because they kept picking fights with Peter from Family Guy.

3. *Eats an endless bowl of ramen.*

4. Isn't it always?

Sam of Sam and Max:
I see that as perfectly acceptable. Coinidentally I'm banned from all the churches in a 5 mile radius.
The designers of the game watch too much family guy.
A good series of movies numbering from 10-25...
It is always Fingaltime.

To the New Mutants, or is that the New Bohemians? Anyhoo...

What is your catchphrase?

What's your favorite type of puddin'?

If you could choose one super power what would it be?

Whatever became of that one poster that called himself Animal?

Should I be depressed in that, in the lifetimes of my niece and nephew, the current crop of gaming consoles with be considered "old school"?

Want to help me rob Las Vegas?

To Mickey and his screaming skull:
DEATH FROM ABOVE! DEATH FROM ABOVE!
Vanilla. Creamy Vanilla.
The ability to alter matter at will.
I don't remember that but I used to think I was a cockroach.
I often wish that parenthood came with time machines, so that your kids could experiance the goodies that you knew. (barring 80s fashion styles. BLEH)
Rob what exactly? Candy store? Gas station? liquor store? ... liquor store?

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the New Mutants, or is that the New Bohemians? Anyhoo...

What is your catchphrase?

What's your favorite type of puddin'?

If you could choose one super power what would it be?

Whatever became of that one poster that called himself Animal?

Should I be depressed in that, in the lifetimes of my niece and nephew, the current crop of gaming consoles with be considered "old school"?

Want to help me rob Las Vegas?

-"Son of an asswhore!"

-Chocolate.

-The ability to have superpower.

-I'm not sure. I only barely remember him/her/it though.

-I'm more depressed that no one has made a new Chrono Trigger game since Chrono Cross, and even that was barely passable.

-Sure, we're gonna need nine other guys, though, eleven total.

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the New Mutants, or is that the New Bohemians? Anyhoo...

What is your catchphrase?

What's your favorite type of puddin'?

If you could choose one super power what would it be?

Whatever became of that one poster that called himself Animal?

Should I be depressed in that, in the lifetimes of my niece and nephew, the current crop of gaming consoles with be considered "old school"?

Want to help me rob Las Vegas?

1. I'm too cool for catchphrases.
2. Pudding is delicious.
3. All of them. I'm greedy.
4. PW's breakfast one day.
5. Nah, you'll be the cool uncle because you'll have all the "old school" consoles to play with.

My fellow answer peoples:
Since we're in a pretty question drought...

What is your finishing move?
What is your theme song?
You have all the power in the universe, what do you do first?
Does anyone else go to sleep each night repeating 'can't sleep, Halo will camp me...'

Psycho Warrior wrote:My fellow answer peoples:
Since we're in a pretty question drought...

What is your finishing move?
What is your theme song?
You have all the power in the universe, what do you do first?
Does anyone else go to sleep each night repeating 'can't sleep, Halo will camp me...'

I punch them in the chest so hard they explode.

"We Want the Funk" be George Clinton.

Uwe Boll and Jack Thompson: Gone.

...I thought they were just trying to scare me...

Psycho Warrior wrote:My fellow answer peoples:
Since we're in a pretty question drought...

What is your finishing move?
What is your theme song?
You have all the power in the universe, what do you do first?
Does anyone else go to sleep each night repeating 'can't sleep, Halo will camp me...'

1. Flirt. They don't expect it, and thus are unprepared.
2. Either "The Imperial March" or "Bohemian Rhapsody".
3. Revenge.
4. Nope. More like "C'mon dreams. Inspire new PW "Fun".

- I seem to be the only guy in the world that finds ginger hair or goofy teeth hot. Is this true?

- Oh, and there's a girl at my local Tesco that combines both these traits. I can't even look at her in the eye. She has a hot Polish accent. WHAT DO I DO?!

- Is it true that if I drink my own pee, I'll go insane and that judging by my past behaviour would you say I'm guilty or innocent?

Amelie wrote:- I seem to be the only guy in the world that finds ginger hair or goofy teeth hot. Is this true?

- Oh, and there's a girl at my local Tesco that combines both these traits. I can't even look at her in the eye. She has a hot Polish accent. WHAT DO I DO?!

- Is it true that if I drink my own pee, I'll go insane and that judging by my past behaviour would you say I'm guilty or innocent?

-Redhead chicks are hot.

-Bang her.

-I think if you drink your own pee, you're already insane. Innocent, though. Feed him to the Sharkticons.

To Griffin, Landis, Cook and Ruby:

That new Adam Sandler movie sounds like something that Cartman (as Awesom-O) might've come up with doesn't it?

On a scale of Nerdom from 1 to 100, with 1 being "normal person" and 100 being "Alpha Nerd", where do you see yourself?

Where would you place me on that same scale?

Is there a strong difference between a "redhead" and a "ginger"? I ask cause I'm not sure if Amelie and I have similar tastes; he can keep the "goofy teeth" chicks though.

What If...Wolverine's claws extended from his feet and not his hands?

If Locust went to Baghdad and left some of his thongs behind, would the Bush Administration finally have proof of WMDs in Iraq?

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:he can keep the "goofy teeth" chicks though.

- Does that mean I can put them all in my sock drawer.... I swear I keep it clean

Amelie wrote:

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:he can keep the "goofy teeth" chicks though.

- Does that mean I can put them all in my sock drawer.... I swear I keep it clean

Sure, but only if you arrange them alphabetically and cross referrence them by cup size and turn-ons/turn-offs. That's how mine's set up.

Amelie
- Red hair can be great.
- Give her a donkey punch just to show her that you care.
- You have never tasted true insanity until you've drunk motor oil for money. (friend of mine actually did this. Nearly died.)

Binaltech Bombshell
Very very yes.
the 55-70 range
the 40-50 range
a ginger is pale and has no soul.
He'd be the wackiest punk rocker ever: the walrus.
If they had been worn, oh yeah.

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To Griffin, Landis, Cook and Ruby:

That new Adam Sandler movie sounds like something that Cartman (as Awesom-O) might've come up with doesn't it?

On a scale of Nerdom from 1 to 100, with 1 being "normal person" and 100 being "Alpha Nerd", where do you see yourself?

Where would you place me on that same scale?

Is there a strong difference between a "redhead" and a "ginger"? I ask cause I'm not sure if Amelie and I have similar tastes; he can keep the "goofy teeth" chicks though.

What If...Wolverine's claws extended from his feet and not his hands?

If Locust went to Baghdad and left some of his thongs behind, would the Bush Administration finally have proof of WMDs in Iraq?

-It looks like it might be made of WIN.

-100^1000^100x100^(1000x1000)^1000.

-∞

-Not really, no.

-Nutshots would be made even more painful.

-No, it'd be more like Chernobyl.

Holy Sh*ttles, you're not dead!-
1. I'm sure there are more. Don't lose hope.
2. Ask her out. The worse she can say is no.
3. Either way, you're being fed to the Sharkticons.

BB-
1. Yeah, it does. I'm going to totally go see it as well.
2. 70ish, depending on the circumstance and parental vicinity.
3. 412.
4. According to my brother, no, there isn't. Just a reigional name difference. Same kinds of people.
5. Awkward. And a fortune in shoes.
6. I keep emailing Bush that all of the weapons are in Syria and Lebanon, but he just doesn't believe me.

To Lady X, Non-Non, Sebastian and that "Get serious!" Guy:

1. Are you happy in your work?

2. Do you carry crumbs away, are you merry with your tray?

3. Where's Tweezy been? He get sent to Gitmo or somethin'?

4. Ever explain someone's odd behavior by saying, "He's from Barcelona."?

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To Lady X, Non-Non, Sebastian and that "Get serious!" Guy:

1. Are you happy in your work?

2. Do you carry crumbs away, are you merry with your tray?

3. Where's Tweezy been? He get sent to Gitmo or somethin'?

4. Ever explain someone's odd behavior by saying, "He's from Barcelona."?

1 My work is sitting around doing nothing...yes, I'm very happy.

2. Only when I play with clay. Hey, what do you say?

3. I know where he's been, I just can't satisfactorily put it into words. Something about travel an finishing that thing we've been working on that if he doesn't finish it, I'll beat him with a tube sock full of wood screws.

4. No, but I have referred to my sister as the Spawn of Satan.