The Energon Pub

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:48 pm

Sonic-
They get college scholarships.

Ninja Sixshot-
You're a bastard.

Shadowman-
Give him a swift kick in the gonads.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:27 pm

shadowman-
sorry, but annoyance is not grounds for manslaughter. nOW if you say you were just defending your meatloaf...

by **UFO** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:15 pm

Ever saved the earth from evil hamsters with ketchup guns?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:18 pm

Sonic
No, but I did save the earth from being taken over by giant carrots with a staple gun.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:19 pm

Sonic wrote:Ever saved the earth from evil hamsters with ketchup guns?

Yes. But I asked for too much money from the government, so it was ommitted from all media.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:36 pm

Sonic:

-Yes! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Shadowman:

-Don't kill him yet! bide your time until you catch him doing some dirty deeds done dirt cheap

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:01 pm

Sonic wrote:Ever saved the earth from evil hamsters with ketchup guns?

Yeah, I put them all in your room.

by **Nemesis Cyberplex** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:11 am

Which Masters of the Universe bad guy do you perfer...Skeletor, King Hiss, or Hordak?

Which do you think would win in a battle royale?

Which would win in a mud wrestling contest?

which would win at a pie-eating contest?

Did anybody else notice an underlying theme of brawn over brains in MOTU....what with Skeletor using sorcery, which is usually symbolic of intelligence, what with all the spells & potions & ancient hard to read tomes & maps to hidden artifacts that had to be found or created.....which was always thwarted by He-Man throwing a huge rock at the bad guys??

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:34 am

Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:Which Masters of the Universe bad guy do you perfer...Skeletor, King Hiss, or Hordak?

Which do you think would win in a battle royale?

Which would win in a mud wrestling contest?

which would win at a pie-eating contest?

Did anybody else notice an underlying theme of brawn over brains in MOTU....what with Skeletor using sorcery, which is usually symbolic of intelligence, what with all the spells & potions & ancient hard to read tomes & maps to hidden artifacts that had to be found or created.....which was always thwarted by He-Man throwing a huge rock at the bad guys??

-Skeletor.

-See above.

-I really, REALLY don't want to know.

-Probably Hordak.

-It makes sense, now that you mention it. :-?

News Credits: 1 · by **Leonardo** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:40 am

Shadowman wrote:
Nemesis Cyberplex wrote:Which Masters of the Universe bad guy do you perfer...Skeletor, King Hiss, or Hordak?

Which do you think would win in a battle royale?

Which would win in a mud wrestling contest?

which would win at a pie-eating contest?

Did anybody else notice an underlying theme of brawn over brains in MOTU....what with Skeletor using sorcery, which is usually symbolic of intelligence, what with all the spells & potions & ancient hard to read tomes & maps to hidden artifacts that had to be found or created.....which was always thwarted by He-Man throwing a huge rock at the bad guys??

-Skeletor.

-See above.

-I really, REALLY don't want to know.

-Probably Hordak.

-It makes sense, now that you mention it.

I just cruised in too see what was happening...turns out my eyes have been opened!

Silly, silly muscleman.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:41 am

Nemesis Cyberplex
Skeletor. I like skull faced villans.
Hordak.
Halo.
Skeletor. No lips.

I noticed. Very much the same message with Thundercats too.

by **Tweezy** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:27 pm

Nemesis cyberplex:
-I was never that big of a He-man fan, so I'll just say Skeletor for all four.

-I have no idea, although that would make sense for an underlying theme!

by **Halo** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:00 pm

Nemesis Cyberplex-
1. Neither
2. No one.
3. That sounds like fun
4. Mmm...pie.
5. Too much text to read.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:10 pm

Sonic-
No. After the gerbil incident, no small furry rodents will even go near me.

Nemesis Cyberplex
1. I've actually never seen any MotU. Or at least none that I can remember.
2. n/a
3. n/a
4. n/a
5. welcome to the real world, bub.

by **Nemesis Cyberplex** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:19 pm

-How many fish are in the ocean?

-Does it bother you when people keep asking you the same question over & over?

-What is your favorite TF series?

-Does it bother you when people keep asking you the same question over & over?

-Which is better: chocolate or Peanut butter?

-Does it bother you when people keep asking you the same question over & over?

-If a tree fell in the woods, & nobody's around to hear it, & it dosen't make a sound, you think that might work for Wheelie, too?

-Does it bother you when people keep asking you the same question over & over?

-Favorite all-time video game?

& last but not least:

-Does it bother you when people keep asking you the same question over & over?

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:23 pm

Nematode NordicFlex-
1. Exactly one less than the minimum needed to end the world.
2. LUckily for them, my memory's toast.
3. Beast Wars
4. That sounds so failiar.
5. CHOCOLATE!
6. Was'at sonny? speak up!
7. We'd all want to hear that sound.
8. 'this all used ta be orange groves, far as the eye could see'
9. Bionic Commando for the NES
10. dink, doonk doowaop!

by **UFO** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:21 pm

Siblings are agitating,, aren't they?

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:28 pm

Sonic wrote:Siblings are agitating,, aren't they?

Only until you move out and then your memories are retroactively altered to make you remember "how good things used to be"

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:30 am

Cyberplex
-Too many. let's nke the bastards.
-You're getting me angry.
-Either G1 or Beast wars.
- You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
-chocolate
- *godzilla roar*
-No... we tried that. *off in the distance we hear wheelie scream for help*
-Not if it's you... :wink:

-Toughie... I've got so many.
- |:|

Sonic
Duh. Siblings are irritants incarnate.

by **Tweezy** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:09 pm

Nemesis cyber-complex:

-Fish do not exist... they are merely a fragment of your imagination!!!
-Only if they heard me the first time!
-Whatever it is, it isn't GOBOTS... :-s

-Only if they heard me the second time!
-Chocolate, because chocolate doesn't contain salmonella
-Only if they heard me the third time!
-Nope, where there's a wheelie, there's a person there to laugh at it's eventual failure!
-Only if they heard me the fourth time!
-I don't have one particular favorite! but I did like super smash bros and paper mario a lot!
-Only if they heard me the fifth time!

Sonic:
-Sometimes they are, and sometimes not!

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:42 pm

Nemesis Cyberplex Who Made A Large List-
1. About a bajillion.
2. Yes.
3. G1.
4. F*** you.
5. Both, silly.
6. See #4.
7. I don't care.
8. See #6.
9. Halo, and Elder Scrolls.
10.

Sonic-
Would you like to buy my brother?

by **UFO** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:56 pm

I think it's time I got a new Avatar, don't you?

by **Tweezy** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:48 pm

Sonic:

D'I think so yes!

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:32 pm

Sonic wrote:I think it's time I got a new Avatar, don't you?

Never a bad thing.

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:53 am

Locust
- Did you get any computer certifications yet?

All-
First a little back story....
*Waynes World Effect*
So I'm driving on the expressway and the car in front of me gets a flat tire. Two thing I notice is that A)it is a Chick Car, B)The Driver had long hair. So I assumed that this was either a woman who could use assistance or a guy who needed a Hair cut. They pull off to the shoulder and so do I. I get out of the car to go ask if they need help changing the tire. Low and Behold it is in fact a chick. A Hot chick to be exact. She was just about to call AAA but I was able to change it instead. So the entire time we are chit chatting, you know small talk. After I finished switching the tire she thanked me for the help and Kelly gave me her phone number. So I called her Yesterday and I'm taking her to Dinner and a movie tonight.
*Wayne's World Effect out*

So now the question.
-Is she...
A)A serial killer of nerds.(I had a Green Lantern Hat on and I have a Beast hood ornament.
B)Actually a man
C)a product of Good Karma
or
D)None of the above.