The Energon Pub

This was an odd thought I had to other day. In the movie Optimus states that they learned all about human culture from the internet. Think about what's on the internet folks. No wonder Bubmlebee was trying to help get Sam laid! You have to wonder what Optimus thought while surfing the net.

He probably thought "if we can recruit this human named Chuck Norris to our side, we don't need the All Spark".

If they really learnt about us from the internet, then why did none of them ever say pwnage, pwn, or pwned at any point in time?

Nujevad wrote:He probably thought "if we can recruit this human named Chuck Norris to our side, we don't need the All Spark".

Funniest thought I have heard yet

Predaprince wrote:If they really learnt about us from the internet, then why did none of them ever say pwnage, pwn, or pwned at any point in time?

Because only humans are stupid enough to use that phrase to begin with.

I mean c'mon, not only is it retarded, its mispelled purposefully. Not too bright to be considered l33t sp33k.

It does explain why Jazz says "'sup, bitches?" to Sam and Mikaela, though...

Nujevad wrote:He probably thought "if we can recruit this human named Chuck Norris to our side, we don't need the All Spark".

Gave me a much needed laugh! thanks!

Darth Bombshell wrote:It does explain why Jazz says "'sup, bitches?" to Sam and Mikaela, though...

That was the worst line in the movie, IMO.

Darth Bombshell wrote:It does explain why Jazz says "'sup, bitches?" to Sam and Mikaela, though...

Which is what I'm saying. They have Jazz say that, but nobody said pwned or pwnage. Not that I want them to say either of those types of things, but it would have been more tasteful to have had Jazz say something like "Ready for some pwnage?" instead of the b*tches remark.

Predaprince wrote:

Darth Bombshell wrote:It does explain why Jazz says "'sup, bitches?" to Sam and Mikaela, though...

Which is what I'm saying. They have Jazz say that, but nobody said pwned or pwnage. Not that I want them to say either of those types of things, but it would have been more tasteful to have had Jazz say something like "Ready for some pwnage?" instead of the b*tches remark.

I think the "bitches" remark was supposed to identify Jazz and the "black" Autobot, but we both know Transformers don't have races.

Predaprince wrote:They have Jazz say that, but nobody said pwned or pwnage.

And from whose mouth would that have seemed appropriate?

Decepticon Spike wrote:I think the "bitches" remark was supposed to identify Jazz and the "black" Autobot, but we both know Transformers don't have races.

Only people who wanted to think that would believe that.

Decepticon Spike wrote:

Predaprince wrote:

Darth Bombshell wrote:It does explain why Jazz says "'sup, bitches?" to Sam and Mikaela, though...

Which is what I'm saying. They have Jazz say that, but nobody said pwned or pwnage. Not that I want them to say either of those types of things, but it would have been more tasteful to have had Jazz say something like "Ready for some pwnage?" instead of the b*tches remark.

I think the "bitches" remark was supposed to identify Jazz and the "black" Autobot, but we both know Transformers don't have races.

Umm, actually, they do. Autobot and Decepticon. If you want to get stupid technical that is.

At least Jazz didn't go out like a bitch......oh wait, nevermind.

Decepticon Spike wrote:

Predaprince wrote:

Darth Bombshell wrote:It does explain why Jazz says "'sup, bitches?" to Sam and Mikaela, though...

Which is what I'm saying. They have Jazz say that, but nobody said pwned or pwnage. Not that I want them to say either of those types of things, but it would have been more tasteful to have had Jazz say something like "Ready for some pwnage?" instead of the b*tches remark.

I think the "bitches" remark was supposed to identify Jazz and the "black" Autobot, but we both know Transformers don't have races.

So, all black people/TFs talk that way? That would be pure stereotyping and prejudice. I didn't see the black soldier acting in a stereotypical way, so why did Jazz have to do so?

Darth Bombshell wrote:

Predaprince wrote:They have Jazz say that, but nobody said pwned or pwnage.

And from whose mouth would that have seemed appropriate?

Maybe, you should read my whole post that you quoted from.

Predaprince wrote:

Decepticon Spike wrote:

Predaprince wrote:

Darth Bombshell wrote:It does explain why Jazz says "'sup, bitches?" to Sam and Mikaela, though...

Which is what I'm saying. They have Jazz say that, but nobody said pwned or pwnage. Not that I want them to say either of those types of things, but it would have been more tasteful to have had Jazz say something like "Ready for some pwnage?" instead of the b*tches remark.

I think the "bitches" remark was supposed to identify Jazz and the "black" Autobot, but we both know Transformers don't have races.

So, all black people/TFs talk that way? That would be pure stereotyping and prejudice. I didn't see the black soldier acting in a stereotypical way, so why did Jazz have to do so?

No, but Tyrese did say "Bring It". Thats a pretty black thing to say.

BTW, im totally being sarcastic on that.

Good job Prime didn't read THIS forum on his internet scan.

"That's it...these punks wanna make fun of my flames, they can save themselves!"

"'Sup bitches?"

"Quiet you!"

Predaprince wrote:Maybe, you should read my whole post that you quoted from.

I did. And I don't really consider it appropriate for Jazz, either.

If they learned all their Earth stuff from the internet, I'm surprised they didn't decide that they didn't decide that humankind was too stupid to live.

Night Raid wrote:If they learned all their Earth stuff from the internet, I'm surprised they didn't decide that they didn't decide that humankind was too stupid to live.

I dunno about that. I do remember in the movie that Prime said that humans were not to much different from them.

Because of the net and several scenes in the movie, I REALLY expected somebody (maybe Frenzy or Bumblebee) to say "all your base are belong to us!"

Darth Bombshell wrote:

Predaprince wrote:Maybe, you should read my whole post that you quoted from.

I did. And I don't really consider it appropriate for Jazz, either.

I didn't say it was appropriate, but something with pwnage or pwn in it I could live to tolerate whereas sup b*tches is just plain stereotyping black people.

and, just for the record, I'm Caucasian and found it offense to black people.

Castle74 wrote:

Night Raid wrote:If they learned all their Earth stuff from the internet, I'm surprised they didn't decide that they didn't decide that humankind was too stupid to live.

I dunno about that. I do remember in the movie that Prime said that humans were not to much different from them.

You mean they're insane and perverted too?

Night Raid wrote:

Castle74 wrote:

Night Raid wrote:If they learned all their Earth stuff from the internet, I'm surprised they didn't decide that they didn't decide that humankind was too stupid to live.

I dunno about that. I do remember in the movie that Prime said that humans were not to much different from them.

You mean they're insane and perverted too?

Nope, I think he meant that Cybertron was cluttered with Star Wars geeks.

Imagine if they hit 4chan...

Ironhide: ... **** \b\-tards.

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