The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:39 am

Snowtron wrote:(Kid)And now i know.
(Optimus prime)And knowing is hafe the battle.
(Kid)Then whats the other hafe?

Dammet, I was gunna use that one!
Oh well, I'll do it anyway.

"Thanks Optimus Prime, now I know!"
"And knowing is half the battle! The other half is getting me a frekin beer!"

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:42 am

Rumble: "Hey, who are you calling uncharismatic?!"
Soundwave: "Rumble, operation: get your lines right!"

by **Robo-Chugster** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:23 am

Dead Metal wrote:"Soundwave superior, Jamie Oliver inferior!"

That will be the catch thrase in my cocking with Soundwave videos, all I need is a Soundwave now...

err is that a typo or a Freudian slip?

by **Hellbender** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:57 pm

Autobots! Transform.....and stuff!

by **RailRider** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:58 pm

Autobots transform and... well what is the point in all this fighting? I mean surely we can all just get along? What is our purpose in life? What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything!?

Autobots transform and find me the moron who gave me flames!
(note, I don't mind about prime having flames. Much...)

Responce to Prime's call to the other autobots:
"Welcome to Autobot HQ. If you would like the Autobots to come to your assitance, press 1. If you have had a member of your team torn in half and need a replacement press 2. If you would like a replacement personalitly for a member of your team press 3. (continues like this for 20 minuites)"

This is how Devestator became Brawl:
"Congratulations Mr B.Rawl!
You have managed to change your name from MR D.E.V Estator to Mr B.Rawl. Unfrotunatly, we cannot insure your vehicle "modified M1A2 Abrams". Infact, I'm sure that only members of the US armoured corps can insure said vehcile..."

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:08 pm

Jazz: "You want a piece of me Megatron!?!"
Megatron: "No, I want you to shut up & die, cannon fodder!"

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Sam: "Not so tough without a head now are ya!"
Lucy pulls Frenzy away & Sam falls to the floor with a loud cartoony thud.

by **Snowtron** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:20 am

Autobots transform and what ever you know i just don't really care any more(walks away).

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:49 am

Now all we need is a little energon, and a lot of mashed potato...

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:50 am

'Kup and Hotrod just bought it!'

"Bought what?"

'I dunno do I? Looks like some sort of leather sofa...'

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:39 am

Ironhide, I want you to make a special run to the Woolworths in Autobot city, That '70s Show season 6 is out.

News Credits: 2 · by **Justicity** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:12 pm

Hot Rod: Now, light our darkest hour!

... I said light our darkest hour! Open dammit, open!

News Credits: 3 · by **Damolisher** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:54 pm

Prime: "Do not grieve. I shall be one with the Matrix..."
*Dies*

Shao Kahn: "MEGATRON WINS! FATALITY!"
Magnus: "WTF?! What the hell as that?"
*Scorpion appears out of nowhere.*
Shao Kahn: "It's Time for MORTAL KOMBAT!"
*Screen Bug appears saying : MK: Matrix Quest.*

by **Hellbender** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:23 am

Autobots! Transform, and take her off some sweet jumps!

by **Roddy P** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:33 am

Ultra Magnus: Springer, you and Arcee clean up autobot city. Perceptor, you run to the LQ and pick up some Colt 45.

Blurr:What about me Ultra Magnus? I can help I wanna help mm huh? mm huh? mm huh? What about me?

Ultra Magnus:Blurr you can come with me to pick up the b1tches.

News Credits: 6 · by **City Commander** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:37 am

Jazz- Roger me, roco me, anything. Hello hello Earth.

Blaster- Piss off Jazz, I'm busy.

News Credits: 2 · by **X3ROhour** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:46 am

Autobots! Transform and get FABULOUS!!!!

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Optimus Prime: You destroy everything you touch Megatron!

Megatron: That's because everything I touch is food for my hunger. My hunger for power.

Optimus Prime: No! I am going to end your hunger once and for all. WITH THE AWESOME NEW BACONATOR!!

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Starscream: It looks like some kind of... rust!
Megatron: Impossible! We are rust-proof!
Starscream: Perhaps you're made of shoddy materials, Megatron!
Megatron: That's ABSURD! i PAID EXTRA FOR THE UNDERCOATING!!!! DAMN!!! *SNARKY IMMITATION of Starscream* "Perhaps you're made of shoddy materials, Megatron!" Shut the F@#$ up, ASS!

News Credits: 1 · by **Danish-Liokaiser** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:30 am

Autobots chill out, and then ... roll out

...

by **Malicron** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:45 pm

Prime:"one shall stand, and one shall fall."
Megatron:"Prime, you say that every time we fight. I think it's time you got a new writer."
Prime:"Just for that, you get it in the crotch."