JinHeero wrote:Setting: Joe's Bar at the center of the omniverse of course. Size is endless, as the whole bar's is a vast numerous dimensional tavern.
Every single character in fiction is at the bar. Each of them are at their own respective table chatting with other people. All the bands, singers, and idols in the omniverse are giving out their performances.
All the Omnipotents in fiction are sitting in the VIP corner. They can't actually take part in the brawls, their just enjoy them self and watching the stage performances while chat with other omnipotents. They could mess around a bit though...
Rules: Booze, talks, pranks, jokes, dickery, and mass chaos! Anything goes.
Who parties with who? Evil-doers secret table!? Kids table!?(wth)
Who's the first to start a fight?
Who joins and add more to the chaotic brawls?
Who gets owned and who gives out the ownage!?
Who'd get mad for having the show stopped?
How would the other characters interact w/each other while witnessing the fight?
Last one standing gets drinks for free, losers have to pay for everyone's tab.
A Khorne Berserker trash the table and begin to kill everybody! Some caracter trie to hold him to the ground more comes and they attack everyone!
DC and Marvel Superhero come to beat the **** out of the Berserker, but their arch-ennemy jump on the occasion to beat the **** out of their nemesis.
For example, the green goblin will try to beat the **** out of SpiderMan!!!
Optimus Prime and other caracter who use diplomacy tries to calm them down, but Megatron smash a chair on 'Prime head while Starscream trie to assasinate Megatron. Soundwave see him and eject the Cassete! Decepticon are now in-fighting while the Autobot are beating the crap out of the 'Con!!!
A drunk Grimlock and the Dinobot tries to destroy Devastator, but they accidently fall on Waspinator!!!
Mumm-Ra attempt to power-up but Gi-Joe hit him in the crotch, then Cobra Commander sneak up from behind and beat the *Beep* out of poor Joe! The Thundercats jump into to fray to finish-up poor Mumm-Ra (Who still writhe in pain)!
The Go-Bot decide to try to look cool and swarm Optimus Prime! But he get pissed-off and open the Matrix, resulting in half the room getting blowed-up! The Flash and Sonic accidently collide in each other!
Godzilla and the other Kaiju decided to fight eachother, but the Power Ranger get into their Megazord and decided to fight too, but their Super-Sentai counterpart, angry at them, beat the poor Ranger's to death!
Naruto tries to Shadow Clone himself but break a finger doing all those weird hand-seal! Yagami Light come in and begin to write Naruto name, but Light get punched in the face by Kakashi!
Raiden decide to use his power to blow up Megatron (Who happen have been left dead by the Autobot), but Quan Shi and Chang Sung re-form the deadly alliance and PWN that poor Raiden!!! Too bad for them, because Kakashi copied all their move!
Cobra Commander punch Gi-Joe to Death, but his head get crushed by HellBoy giant stone hand! Inu-yasha jump in the fray and cut HellBoys to pieces (Hellboy is a demon, and Inu-yasha LOOOVE to kill demon) but when he turn around, Spawn is behind him....and you can imagine the rest!!!
The Kaiju fight with all kind of Mecha, but they slip on Bo'Rai'Cho puke puddle and they land on Kenny Mc'Cormic!
Scorpion, Ask-A-Ninja and Ryu Hayabusa teamp-up to beat Naruto and his gang, but sasuke use is Cursed Seal and Naruto unleash the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon! Ichigo Kurosaki release his Hollow side and decapitate Sakura (But who care?)
Zombie Liu Kang tries to help the Superhero, but Ash Williams blow his head whit his
BOOMSTICK!!! Hulk get pissed-off and begin to use damaged Transformer and Go-Bot as projectile.
Mumm-Ra (Apparently alive...) crawl toward a refrigerator, to put ice on his poor intimate part, but Sub-Zero decide its better to freeze him entirely!!! But before Sub-Zero get to make a FATALITY, Ryu and Ken make an Hadoken! Their victory is short-lived, because Thundercracker land on them. (Thanks to Hulk...)
Mario and his gang goes into the fray and tries to stop Hulk mad rampage, but Luigi skull is eaten by Alien Hominid. Hulk respond to this by taking Soundwave body and slamming it on Mario. Spawn land on hulk and use its power to dismember him!
Beast War Dinobot use its sword and decapitate Spawn, but he get slammed to the ground by Donkey Kong!
He-Man Transform and begin to punch Donkey Kong in his monkey face, but Master Chief come in and unload all his gun on both of them! Samus somersault and chop master Chief in two whit her Screw Attack!
Megatron manage to stand up (Despite all the damage he took) and squeeze Samus to death! But Michael Bay show him the Movie Concept art and he dies of an Hearth Attack!
Superman use Jar Jar Binks as a baseball bat and smash him on Lex Lutor face! The Thundercats tries once again to finish Mumm-Ra (This guy isn't lucky) but they get chopped in piece by Darth Vader. Optimus Prime manage to stand up and see Hot Rod in trouble. But this time, he doesn't care a ****! Bowser charge Optimus Prime but Mr.T intercept him and throw Bowser HELLUVA FAR!
Unicron, watching over from the VIP section, decided to rebuild all the dead Transformer/Go-Bot inot Sweeps who begin to wreck havoc in the bar! Megatron is reborn into Galvatron.
More anime caracter nter the melee and begin to fight the Sweeps! Darth Vader fight Ichigo but get turned into Cyborg-Sushi.
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