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It's kinda funny how most of the best lines are from G1 and Beast Wars.

Man Beast Wars was great.

Not really a favorite line, but an episode in Beast Wars where Rattrap is talking about a little place (for adult bots) on cybertron and Cheetor jumps in and mentions something about a roller coaster or theme park.. lol.. i was sitting there thinking.. "NEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!"

Also, Megatrons conversation with the little ape/human gal when he is trying to explain to her how to complete his contraption. HE almost sounds polite.. which was odd. haha

Briggs wrote:It's kinda funny how most of the best lines are from G1 and Beast Wars.

Man Beast Wars was great.

Not really a favorite line, but an episode in Beast Wars where Rattrap is talking about a little place (for adult bots) on cybertron and Cheetor jumps in and mentions something about a roller coaster or theme park.. lol.. i was sitting there thinking.. "NEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!"

That isn't the way I remember it.

Rattrap was joking with Tigatron about the place where the fembots do stuff, but then he noticed Cheetor listening with an excited look on his face so Rattrap quickly changed the topic.

Predaprince wrote:

Briggs wrote:It's kinda funny how most of the best lines are from G1 and Beast Wars.

Man Beast Wars was great.

Not really a favorite line, but an episode in Beast Wars where Rattrap is talking about a little place (for adult bots) on cybertron and Cheetor jumps in and mentions something about a roller coaster or theme park.. lol.. i was sitting there thinking.. "NEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!"

That isn't the way I remember it.

Rattrap was joking with Tigatron about the place where the fembots do stuff, but then he noticed Cheetor listening with an excited look on his face so Rattrap quickly changed the topic.

Hmm I dunno, I thought I remember Cheetor saying somethign to the affect of "Forget him" and starts going on about how him and rattrap can go to . Will have to watch that part again if I can find a clip.

This was Agenda pt1, so Tigatron was long gone. Rattrap is saying he knows a place on Cybertron about them mixing the right amount of fluids, then sees Cheetor looking, and whispers to Silverbolt

"And the servant bots are going around minus their toaster plates, if you know what I mean"

Silverbolt is disgusted and leaves, so Cheetor says

"Aw forget him. We can go to the six lasers over Cybertron amusment park."

He starts listing rides when Rattrap interrupts with the great line

"Kid. Don't make me hurt ya."


that theme park is a reference to teh real life theme park 6 lasers over (wherever the hell the place is called.)

It's not really a single line, but one part I really like in I think it was Transformer: Cybertron was when they Autobots had to go looking for the Atlantis.
They dove into the ocean with out thinkng and then remembered that they couldn't swim.
So as they begin to sink Scattershot and Optimus have a very funny exchange...

Scattershot had an altmode that gave him oversized wheels on his legs and this was the result...

Scattershot: *sinking upside-down* "What the...? What's goin' on!?"

Optimus: "I think the air in your tires are causing your legs to float upwards..."

Scattershot: "Oh... GREAT!!"

"Where have you been, Bird-Dog?"
"Scout Patrol."
"Oh yeah, out scouting the enemy, yeah...find any new...positions?" - Rattrap and Silverbolt (Okay, maybe my dirty mind is putting more into this, but it's still damn funny)

"Now what are we going to do?"
"Givin' our proxcimity...I breath through my mouth."
"Hey!"
- Rattrap and Silverbolt

"We're all going to die." - Rattrap

"Such sheer ruthlessness, such disregard for sentient life...I rather like these aliens." - Megatron.

"There's a thin line between being a hero, and being a memory." - Optimus Prime.

As for the part in the Agenda:

"'Bolt, you are gonna love it. I know this little hole that serves their mech fluid with just a touch a radium, take your hair right off! Not only that..."

Cheetor's eyes widen.

"Not only that, but the servent bots walk around minus their torso plates, if you know what mean."

"I'm sure it's a veritable nexus of culture and refinement. How could I refuse?" Silverbolt walks away.

"Hey, maybe if you take that broomstick out of your tailpipe every once in a while, you might have some fun for a change!"

"Forget him, Big R, we can go to the six lasers over Cybertron amusement park, there's the space slides and galaxy coasters..."

"Kid...don't make me hurt ya!"


Yes, I've seen this episode a hundred times.

From the first issue of Marvel's G1 comics (I just got the graphic novel of the first couple of issues):

Each was gifted with the ability to alter his configuration into strange, unearthly vehicles... vehicles of great offensive potential.

And while the Decepticons in their armoured aircraft shapes swooped down upon the many Autobot city-states erected during the war... The Autobot warriors stood firm and fought back.

In time, the magnificant armies on each side of the struggle became known as--

THE TRANSFORMERS

Decepticlone Soundwave wrote:For a funny one, I'd go w/the G1 episode "Prime Target" Where Optimus says "Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies." I laugh at that every time.

That's my fave alright!

Optimus in "More Than Meets the Eye" pt 2:

Huffer: "But we're not fighters like they are Prime."

Optimus: "We must have courage Huffer. We can't ignore the danger, we must conquer it."

Those are the words of a true leader.

it has to be:
1: Trailbreaker saying "Hexagonal Nuts!"
2: Optimus saying "A booby trap, that captures boobies" lol

had some others, but forgot them

From TF:TM as unicron crushes the junkion vessel
Wreckgar: resist fire, rain and corrosion for up 5 years. Satisfaction: Guarenteed
Junkions: Or your money back!

Webworld

Torkulon scientist: Yes, tell me more about the Autobots.

Galvatron: I hate the Autobots! I hate Cyclonus...and...I'm not very fond of YOU, EITHER!

Ghost In The Machinep/b]

Runamuck: Let me see your passes.

Starscream's Ghost: Passes? PASSES? I don't have to show you no stinking passes!

(later)

Galvatron: Well, all I have to say is...BLAAAAAAARGH!!!!! **Opens fire**


[b]The Master builder

Optimus: And just what does your doohickey do?

(Later)

Optimus: Here, Spike - compute! Quickly! **Flicks basketball at Spike, knocking him over**

Judge Deliberata wrote:Webworld

Torkulon scientist: Yes, tell me more about the Autobots.

Galvatron: I hate the Autobots! I hate Cyclonus...and...I'm not very fond of YOU, EITHER!

Ghost In The Machinep/b]

Runamuck: Let me see your passes.

Starscream's Ghost: Passes? PASSES? I don't have to show you no stinking passes!

(later)

Galvatron: Well, all I have to say is...BLAAAAAAARGH!!!!! **Opens fire**


[b]The Master builder

Optimus: And just what does your doohickey do?

(Later)

Optimus: Here, Spike - compute! Quickly! **Flicks basketball at Spike, knocking him over**

Those are funny!

I also like in "Webworld" where Galvatron is doing that one test where they say a word and then he says a word and all of his words are like "Death, Destruction, Kill...etc."

Ravage: "Greetings, Megatron. In the name of the Pax Cybertronia and the Predacon Alliance... you are under arrest!"

Megatron: "Excellent, reinforcements have arrived. Prepare for a full attack!"
Silverbolt: "Wait! We outnumber them more than two to one!"
Megatron: "Yes..."
Silverbot: "We have twice their firepower!"
Megatron: "Yes..."
Silverbolt: "We should give them a chance to surrender!"
Megatron: "Um... no.

Rattrap: "Where did you go?"
Rhinox: "Where... all are one."
Rattrap: "Oh, where all are.. wait huh?"

WASPINATOR: Ohh, Inferno blow up-Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator blow up, NOBODY salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?

Rattrap: "Hey! We need spider boy here for the counter-virus, remember? And you know these tunnels gotta lead to his lair."
Dinobot: "I know nothing of the sort! Unlike you, I do not spend my time crawling through sewers!"
Rattrap: "Oh yeah? Well a sewer smells better than your breath, bronto-brains!"
Dinobot: "You'll get used to it when I bite your useless head off!"
Tarantulas: (awakens) "Die, Maximals!"
Rattrap and Dinobot: "Shut up!"

A few from Beast machines

Cheetor: So what are we Optimus, animals or robots?
Optimus: Both... and niether.
Blackarachnia: Well, that certainly clears things up a bit!

Cheetor: Easy, buddy! You're never going to transform with that attitude.
Rattrap: Oh, I'll transform, all right! And when I do - watch out!

Black Arachnia: Three mindless drones. Shouldn't be a problem.
Jetstorm: Only three errors in your little theory, Maximal. One, we're not drones. Two, we're not mindless. Three, PROBLEM'S MY MIDDLE NAME!

Megatron: So, this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a simpering rodent.

Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME LADIEASMAN217?
Sam: I dunno what ur talking about!!!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME LADIEASMAN217?
Sam: Uh..yeah...yeah!
Barricade: WHERE IS EBAY ITEM 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES!!!

I love pretty much EVERYTHING BM Jetstorm said. Say what you want about the show, that con had some killer lines.

sisco777 wrote:Its more of a speech than a line but I love it.

BW Megatron entering the Ark:Now I enter these hallowed halls a conquerer, yes Autobots and Decepticons, still frozen in emergency stasis. Awaiting the moment, four million years hence,when they will awaken to start the Great War.
The Great War. Where the Autobots defeat the Decepticons. And thus their descendents, the Maximals, rule we Predacons.
Archaic energon-guzzlers!How dare they! Unwilling though I was to follow my namesake’s instructions, it has all come down to this.The ultimate risk, for the ultimate prize! A day of reckoning with those who made us slaves!So we are now face-to-face, Optimus Prime. In one future you awaken and become the great leader of the Autobots. But time shall take a different track now. Computer. All available power to primary weapon.And now, Optimus Prime. In memory of the Decepticons. For the glory of the Predacons. For the
Cybertron that is rightfully ours -- And mine to rule.I unleash the storm of vengeance. Farewell.

*Blasts Optimus Primes head nearly off*

And thats why Beast Wars Rules!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I hated Megatron in that episode while simultaneously noting to myself that BW!Megatron is one of the best villains I've ever come across.

Even before that episode I said BW!Megs was a "'good' bad guy", in the sense that I thought he was everything a villain ought to be.

Come to think of it, I still think he is.

Hmmm... *chintap*

Rattrap (when Megatron and co. appear in front of the alien bunker): Holy Swiss cheese we're in for it now. (I still want to use that line in real life.)

Waspinator: Waspinator find Spider-bot, and tear him a new waste disposal unit! (It embarrasses me to say it took me the better part of eight years to figure out what he meant!)

Megatron (to Primal while Primal was in the modified stasis pod): You Optimuses do love to sacrifice yourself. (It's true. Especially Prime at the end of the G2 comic.)

Jetstorm: All I need is the spider and I've got the whole set! Gotta catch 'em all! (I really only remember him saying "Gotta catch 'em all!" What came before that I'm not too clear on.)

Insurgent wrote:I love pretty much EVERYTHING BM Jetstorm said. Say what you want about the show, that con had some killer lines.

say...WHAT?!

From Beast Machines:
It's not my all time favorite, because mines been listed twice already.

Cheetor: *as Tankor flies into the distance* "And it's a hard drive to left field, he going, going...*Tankor crashes* gone!"

The line that made me laugh most in all of Transformers:

Megatron: "Fire-retardant foam! If that touches our circuits, we're finished! Decepticons, retreat!"

Or something along those lines. May not be the exact wording. :p

Blitzwing in the movie: Come on down, Autobrat!

Don't know why, but I love that.

Also, when Grapple is putting a roof on a brick building in Desertion of the Dinobots pt 1, he is bragging and says his precision is uncanny. After he promptly destroys his own building, I think it is Ironhide who says "More like tincanny" and laughs at him. I love the G1 cheesiness!

has to be in the "Heavy Metal Fight" DRSMOOV vid on youtube.

Jazz: "Shut the f**k up, Chip!"

Optimus: "I figure we all get in a... big spaceship, and we'll fly around in space...together, looking for energy, and stuff..."
Ironhide: "THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKS!"

Ironhide: See Chip? It's a matter of Cybertron law, you dont know nothing about Cybertron law, do ya? Smartypants"

and the last and best one:

Ironhide: Optimus Prime's gonna kick your ass, Megatron.
Megatron: I'm going to beat the s**t out of Optimus Prime and then I'll do the same to you, Bumblebee.
Ironhide: Bumblebee? I'm not Bumblebee.

Well Prime, that's big talk for a robot that can't even fly.

OH YEAH?!

What's the matter? Do you need a rocket pack? Thundercracker! Pull a rocket pack out of your ass and give it to Optimus Prime!

... **** you.

DRSMOOV = Pure Brilliance