>
shop.seibertron.com amazon.seibertron.com Facebook Twitter X YouTube Pinterest Instagram Myspace LinkedIn Patreon Podcast RSS
This page runs on affiliate links — your clicks may earn us a few Shanix. Want the full transmission? Roll out to our Affiliate Disclosure.

Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Got a crazy idea of a fantasy battle? Want to know if Unicron would defeat the Death Star? Debate your favorite fantasy battles here!

Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Postby Spartanion » Sat May 05, 2007 12:56 pm

I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...
Spartanion
Mini-Con
Posts: 44
Joined: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:51 am

Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Postby Phategod1 » Tue May 08, 2007 9:51 pm

Spartanion wrote:I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...


As long has the Jack Sack (which unbeknownst to all is the reincarnation Of Pandoras Box Full all types of evils and perils) Jack wins as he pulls out green gold for Mr. T, and he pulls a reanimated Bruce Lee to take care of Chuck. all with 22 hours left if there are no moles in CTU.
My gamer tag is PHATEGODPRIME Im too lazy to put the little fancy one here.
Phategod1
Pretender
Posts: 788
News Credits: 2
Joined: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:01 am

Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Postby Leonardo » Wed May 09, 2007 5:46 am

Phategod1 wrote:
Spartanion wrote:I'll go with the upstart Bauer... The guy just can't be killed...


As long has the Jack Sack (which unbeknownst to all is the reincarnation Of Pandoras Box Full all types of evils and perils) Jack wins as he pulls out green gold for Mr. T, and he pulls a reanimated Bruce Lee to take care of Chuck. all with 22 hours left if there are no moles in CTU.


I concur!
Leonardo
Faction Commander
Posts: 4712
News Credits: 1
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:08 am

Postby Darth Screamer » Wed May 09, 2007 1:32 pm

Chuck Norris
Image
Darth Screamer
Combiner
Posts: 472
Joined: Mon Aug 30, 2004 2:46 pm
Location: west chester pa

Postby AutobotJazz » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:33 pm

Motto: "I do it my way: with style."
Weapon: Electrostatic Discharger Rifle
Norris after the wind from a roundhouse kick tears out the other fighters spleens.
AutobotJazz
Headmaster Jr
Posts: 560
News Credits: 104
Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2003 6:06 pm
Location: Melbourne, Florida
Watch AutobotJazz on YouTube

Postby Chaoslock » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:56 pm

Weapon: Reciprocating Laser Cannon
Norris. There's no evolution, just the sum of animals Chuck lets to live.
GENERATION 1: THE EPIC ORIGINS! -Hasbro

"Autobots, Buster Witwicky killed Primus. Kill on sight!" - broadcast from Urban Dead

Image

Psychout wrote:Never, ever take the internet seriously, especially not when its on a website dedicated to giant cartoon robots from outer space.
User avatar
Chaoslock
Faction Commander
Posts: 4294
News Credits: 7
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:31 am
Strength: Infinity
Intelligence: Infinity
Speed: 7
Endurance: 8
Rank: 6
Courage: 9
Firepower: 7
Skill: 7

Postby Ultra Primal » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:19 am

Motto: "I got this right here"
Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
AutobotJazz wrote:Norris after the wind from a roundhouse kick tears out the other fighters spleens.

na. he just punches a hole in the space/time continium an sends both jack and mr.t in it so that both the A-Team, and 24 never exhisted 8)
Image
Ultra Primal
Mini-Con
Posts: 31
News Credits: 5
Joined: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:57 pm
Location: Behind you
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 10+
Endurance: 10
Rank: 9
Courage: 7
Firepower: 8
Skill: 9

Postby Psycho Warrior » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:43 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
T Foo!
Image
The Happy Locust wrote:Effort is not power, knowledge is not power, even money is not power. True power is not caring that you f*ck up all the time.
User avatar
Psycho Warrior
Guardian Of Seibertron
Posts: 7001
Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 9:54 pm
Location: Antarctica, enjoying summer.
Alt Mode: Plague Tank
Strength: 5
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 6
Endurance: 8
Rank: 2
Courage: 5
Firepower: 6
Skill: 9

Postby Sentinel Pax » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:52 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:T Foo!

He speaks the truth.
Image
Sentinel Pax
Targetmaster
Posts: 608
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:38 pm

Postby Nemesis Jason » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:32 pm

Motto: ""Machete don't text...Machete improvise...""
Weapon: Energy Blades
I predict that a battle of such powerful beings would induce a collison of energey so powerful that will release ultra powerful rays of light and radiation that will destroy the world we live in and devour the entire universe. After the event, the light and radiation will retract and there will exist nothing but darkness...

...Chuck Norris wins
Nemesis Jason
Mini-Con
Posts: 17
Joined: Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:53 pm
Location: CV in Dago
Strength: 7
Intelligence: 8
Speed: 8
Endurance: 10
Rank: 4
Courage: 10
Firepower: 5
Skill: 5

Postby Shadowman » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:35 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Bruce Lee comes and kicks all their asses.

None can defeat Bruce Lee!
Sidekick= Saiya_Maximal
Steam Nickname: Big Chief Devil Hawk Fireball
Image
Shadowman's awesome site for cool people.
Shadowman's awesome comic for cool people.
"Falling is really just flying downward and out of control."
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
User avatar
Shadowman
God Of Transformers
Posts: 14263
News Credits: 2
Joined: Mon Nov 18, 2002 5:54 pm
Location: Look! A distraction!

Postby Teletron » Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:39 am

T. T now. T always.
Teletron
Micromaster
Posts: 50
Joined: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:22 am

Postby OptimusN1701 » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:18 pm

I pity the foo who doubts the powers of Mr. T
Image
OptimusN1701
Headmaster Jr
Posts: 510
Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:33 pm

Postby Goribus » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:49 am

Enough with the jibba jabba foo! Mr. T kicks both of their asses without breaking a sweat. Then for the hell of it he puts the people who made Chuck Norris Karate Komandoes in the hospital. And he does it by driving cross country. T don't ride in no planes sucka!
Goribus

Re: Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer vs. Mr. T

Postby snavej » Tue Sep 26, 2023 10:01 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
JB wins in 24 hours! That's the name of his show. '24'.
snavej
Gestalt
Posts: 2906
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:24 pm
Location: United Kingdom
Alt Mode: Small starship - able to traverse entire universe.
Strength: 8
Intelligence: 9
Speed: 3
Endurance: 3
Rank: 2
Courage: 9
Skill: 8


Return to Fantasy Battles


[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By [ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]


Transformers and More @ The Seibertron Store

Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MMPR TMNT II #5 Cvr B Boom Studios Comics FEB230321 5B (CA) Eastman + Williams"
MMPR TMNT II #5 Cv ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MMPR TMNT II #1 Cvr H Boom Studios Comics 2022 OCT220276 1H (CA) Frison"
MMPR TMNT II #1 Cv ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MMPR TMNT II #4 Cvr L FOC reveal Boom Studios Comics JAN230398 4L (CA) Montes"
MMPR TMNT II #4 Cv ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MMPR TMNT II #1 2nd ptg Boom Studios Comics 2023 OCT228462 (CA) Grassetti"
MMPR TMNT II #1 2n ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MMPR TMNT II #1 Cvr D Boom Studios Comics 2022 OCT220272 1D (CA) Mora"
MMPR TMNT II #1 Cv ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MMPR #121 Cvr B Boom Studios Comics APR240058 121B Power Rangers (CA) Barends"
MMPR #121 Cvr B Bo ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #110 Cvr B Boom Studios Comics 2023 MAY230343 110B"
MIGHTY MORPHIN POW ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MMPR TMNT II #1 Cvr C Boom Studios Comics 2022 OCT220271 1C (CA) Mora"
MMPR TMNT II #1 Cv ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "POWER RANGERS #1 1:10 variant Boom Studios Comics 2020 SEP200914 (CA) Mora"
POWER RANGERS #1 1 ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS #113 Cvr C helmet Boom Studios Comics 2023 113C"
MIGHTY MORPHIN POW ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Power Rangers UNLIMITED HYPERFORCE #1 Cvr B Boom Studios Comics MAY230339 1B"
Power Rangers UNLI ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "FCBD BOOM! 20th Anniversary Special Boom Studios Comics 2025 DEC240015"
FCBD BOOM! 20th An ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Power Rangers UNLIMITED COINLESS #1 Cvr B foil Boom Studios Comics APR230355 1B"
Power Rangers UNLI ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "POWER RANGERS #1 1:25 variant Boom Studios Comics 2020 SEP200915 (CA) Momoko"
POWER RANGERS #1 1 ...
These are affiliate links. We may earn a commission.
Details subject to change. See listing for latest price and availability.

Featured Products on Amazon.com

Buy "Transformers Authentics Megatron" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Authentics Grimlock Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Trypticon" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Bumblebee Movie Toys, Energon Igniters Nitro Bumblebee Action Figure - Included Core Powers Driving Action - Toys for Kids 6 and Up, 7-inch" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Masterpiece Movie Series Barricade MPM-5" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Power of The Primes Evolution Nemesis Prime (Amazon Exclusive)" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Studio Series 09 Voyager Class Movie 2 Thundercracker" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Misfire and Aimless" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Voyager Class Sky Lynx" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Master Sawback" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Legends Class Decepticon Viper Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Leader Class Starscream Figure Action Figure" on AMAZON
These are affiliate links. We may earn a commission.
Details subject to change. See listing for latest price and availability.