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Knight Hawk wrote:Chuck Norris
Proof
-The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
-In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
-It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
-If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.
Facts About Chuck Norris
Knight Hawk wrote:Chuck Norris
Proof
-The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
-In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
-It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
-If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.
Facts About Chuck Norris
honeykid wrote:Knight Hawk wrote:Chuck Norris
Proof
-The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
-In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
-In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
-It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
-If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.
Facts About Chuck Norris
after that you became my hero
Shadowman wrote:Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
Bruce Lee didn't die from a brain problem. He died because God realized Bruce had become too powerful.
Mr. Lee got his post-mortem revenge by killing God.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:As seen in Thanatos prime's Sig!Shadowman wrote:Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
Bruce Lee didn't die from a brain problem. He died because God realized Bruce had become too powerful.
Mr. Lee got his post-mortem revenge by killing God.
Thanatos Prime wrote:Shadowman wrote:As seen in Thanatos prime's Sig!Shadowman wrote:Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
Bruce Lee didn't die from a brain problem. He died because God realized Bruce had become too powerful.
Mr. Lee got his post-mortem revenge by killing God.
AND THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!!![]()
Bruce Lee is definetly not Jesus, therefore Norris must win...
Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?
Blurrz wrote:10/10
Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
Dead Metal wrote:Man love posts like this, they just make me want to live in the Internet!
Knight Hawk wrote:Dead Metal wrote:Man love posts like this, they just make me want to live in the Internet!
I am Sooooooo using that as a sig quote!
Jeep! wrote:Why do I imagine Dead Metal sounding exactly like Arnie?
Intah-wib-buls?
Blurrz wrote:10/10
Leave it to Dead Metal to have the word 'Pronz' in his signature.
Deathstorm wrote:Oh I know the answer, um lets see, Chuck norris is so great he IS Jesus. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.![]()
That wasn't even funny.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight
Saber_Wulf wrote:OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight
yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0
And after that, Norris got killed due to multiple stab wounds from shards of Unicron's debris.Saber_Wulf wrote:OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight
yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0 (i so hope they dont make transforming star trek figures next the star wars were bad enough) hey when hot rod opened the matrix it was chuck norris that came out and opend up with a round house kick in side of unicron.
Deadpool. wrote:And after that, Norris got killed due to multiple stab wounds from shards of Unicron's debris.Saber_Wulf wrote:OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight
yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0 (i so hope they dont make transforming star trek figures next the star wars were bad enough) hey when hot rod opened the matrix it was chuck norris that came out and opend up with a round house kick in side of unicron.
OptimusN1701 wrote:Saber_Wulf wrote:OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight
yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0
And what exactly is that supposed to mean?
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:OptimusN1701 wrote:Saber_Wulf wrote:OptimusN1701 wrote:Norris is not invincible, he can be killed by a small coalition of heroes and a dismembered black knight
yeah says the trekie hmm . o 0
And what exactly is that supposed to mean?
The connotation for "Trekkie" is usually an overweight male in their mother's basement, with no life to speak of, and usually speaks Klingon.
Don't get me wrong, this is, for the most part, untrue. My dad, for example, is married (To my mom) has four kids (One of which is me) has a pretty sweet job, and can afford to feed us. He's also a Trekkie, and the only one I can hold a conversation with involving sci-fi.
And, to finish this, Chuck Norris jokes got old quite a while ago.
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