The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **christo** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:02 am

the following segment is from worstpreviews.com:

-THIS MAY BE SPOILERS FOR SOME PEOPLE.-

Empire magazine posted their early review of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," mentioning a scene in which the Devastator climbs to the top of a pyramid, revealing his testicles.

Excerpt from review: "A notable moment occurs during the dementedly frenetic final act of Transformers 2. A robot-on-robot fracas is unfolding around Egypt's Giza Necropolis, with Devastator, an especially massive mechanoid comprised of several construction vehicles, set on clawing its way to the peak of a pyramid. As it lumbers up the dusty colossus, a shot tilts up to its mid-section, revealing two wrecking balls dangling down. Yes, Michael Bay, the man who brought us cyber-micturition in this movie's predecessor, has one-upped himself: Decepticon testicles."

And while we already knew that Bay has put a lot of effort in making this sequel more detail-oriented, I just had no idea he meant adding balls to the giant robots.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=13906

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:18 am

I heard this before, but now that it's confirmed, I'm LMAO.

by **Seraphium Prime** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:28 pm

to make baby constructicons, duh.

hahaha.

by **syphonn** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:04 pm

At least now we know how they 'reproduce' ... *sigh*

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:57 pm

Well, there are a lot more than six right? How do you think they got that way?

News Credits: 1 · by **Pontimax 01** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:23 pm

Be interesting to see if the toy has a big pair of dangalies hangin.

by **Bloodlust** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:44 pm

So, since Devastator has balls, does that mean that in order to form him the constructicons have to pretty much have an orgy?

News Credits: 2 · by **Autobobby1** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:48 pm

It must suck being the Constructicon that forms the balls!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:13 pm

How disturbingly prophetic.

by **Gyro-Robo** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:20 pm

I wanna dip my balls in it!

by **Night Raid** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:19 pm

This shouldn't be anywhere NEAR as funny as it is.

by **DMan304** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:56 pm

I'm sorry, but the thought of Devastator having wrecking ball... balls... is funny as hell.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:30 am

I feel sorry for Mrs. Devastator...anytime she gets teabagged she needs a new nosejob!

News Credits: 2 · by **christo** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:30 am

Autobobby1 wrote:It must suck being the Constructicon that forms the balls!

-okay mixmaster, sky-lynx is coming! quick form the balls!

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:28 am

I wonder if Nexus Maximus was part of Devastator before...

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:14 am

Someone call George Bush...the WMDs have been found!

by **Fananga** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:52 am

This isnt a little comedy wink wink moment though. Theyre there, swinging free for all to see and even sound like a freakin Church bell when they bang together. Its about as subtle a joke as Bumblebee pissing on Simmons. Infact IT IS this Movies equivalent of that scene. It even features Simmons.

You know a film is digging low when you hear the line 'I am directly beneath the Targets.........Scrotum'

by **syphonn** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:35 pm

Surely its just a coincidence that they happen to be placed there right?

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:41 pm

syphonn wrote:Surely its just a coincidence that they happen to be placed there right?

As much as the decoded message in one of the BW scenes... (in Double Dinobot when the fake Dinobot tries to access the computer, the backwards message reads: "Hey Ian go .... yourself")

by **Zombie Starscream** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:52 pm

Hmmm... I didn't know robots had testicles

News Credits: 2 · by **Autobobby1** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:26 pm

Zombie Starscream wrote:Hmmm... I didn't know robots had testicles

If it makes you feel better, they probably don't work and were just added on to impress the Femcons.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:43 pm

Autobobby1 wrote:
Zombie Starscream wrote:Hmmm... I didn't know robots had testicles

If it makes you feel better, they probably don't work and were just added on to impress the Femcons.

I hope so. Otherwise it would be weird thinking that the weapons they are swing at you with are filled with robot sperms... :-?

by **Fananga** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:51 pm

Thats the worst thing, they werent weapons. They were literally a pair of Wrecking balls just hanging there with no use whatsoever as far as i could tell other than to make John Turturro say 'Im standing under the Targets Scrotum'

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:08 pm

Autobobby1 wrote:It must suck being the Constructicon that forms the balls!

"and I'll form the.. balls?!?!"

"any one wanna trade spots?"

by **Night Raid** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:58 am

Okay, so he's got balls. I can be okay with that. It's stupid enough to be funny. How about you guys?

Would any of you have preferred it if they'd placed them elsewhere and given Devastator boobs?