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News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:44 pm

Burn wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Burn wrote:
Goribus wrote:Are you still pretending to be evil Liege Goodytwoshoemus? Drop the act. You're about as evil as a basket full of puppies.

What if the puppies have a bomb hidden beneath them?

That's an awesome plan Burn. But not as awesome as my plan of putting the bombs (plural) inside the puppies.

Oh I considered that but consider this.

Puppy bombs, you have to keep finding more puppies.

If the puppies conceal the bomb they can escape before the boom and you can re-use them and when they grow up they can become dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees!

But if the puppies have the bombs inside them, their bone fragments become shrapnel in the explosion...

And if you run out of puppies, use foxes and rabbits and cats.

Cane Toad bombs could be fun too... :-?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:58 pm

i_amtrunks wrote:Cane Toad bombs could be fun too...

nah, they're simply the animal world equivelant of the flaming arrow.

Douse 'em with petrol, toss a match on 'em and line 'em up with the cricket bat or golf club and let them fly. :grin:

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:45 pm

Burn wrote:
i_amtrunks wrote:Cane Toad bombs could be fun too...

nah, they're simply the animal world equivelant of the flaming arrow.

Douse 'em with petrol, toss a match on 'em and line 'em up with the cricket bat or golf club and let them fly.

Never doused em in fire before...

Cricket; yes
Football; yes
Baseball; yes
Golf; yes
Tennis; yes
Hockey; yes (work better on grass than bitumen)

Man I gotta go on another QLD holiday to try this out now!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:16 pm

I some how suspect we'd better lay off the ways we torture our pests in Australia. :lol:

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:34 pm

You mean like Lemonade in the Birdbath for the doves?

Fine.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:07 pm

Wanna know how to make a cane toad really hop?

Dettol.

'nuff said.

News Credits: 1 · by **Saber Prime** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:20 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:No one is more evil than BW/BM Megatron.

Strike one, stealing the golden disks.

Strike two, starting the Beast Wars.

Strike three, Blasting Optimus Prime's face off and nearly changing history so the Decepticons would win the Great War.

Strike four, stealing the spark of the original Megatron to boost his own power.

Strike 5, single handedly wipeing out the population of an entire planet.

Did I forget anything?

Strike 6, bathing with a rubber duck!

Oh and you wouldn't know what evil is if it went walkies with a dead Dog in your garden, Cos there can only be one evil one on this board and that is I who bits the gummybears head of befor I eat them!

Oh and one of the most evil things in Transformers ever was as the Aerialbots chased the seekers and thy just dumped humans out of there storage, I mean thy can't just dump there trash were ever they want!
Hey rubber ducks are evil too. They pretend to be cute play toys but they've infiltraited every home that as runing water in the world. Rubber Ducks rule the world!

BTW I eat the heads off gummy bears, animal crackers, gingerbread men, and anything else you can think of with a head.

Yes they rule!
And I eat Babies! But I hit them on the head first so thy won't feel to much pain, is that still evil?

Stay away from my nephew you baby killing freak. That's not evil that's just cruel and unusual. :-x

by **Malicron** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:51 am

Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Yes they rule!
And I eat Babies! But I hit them on the head first so thy won't feel to much pain, is that still evil?
Stay away from my nephew you baby killing freak. That's not evil that's just cruel and unusual.

No, it's evil.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:13 pm

Whiner-tron wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Yes they rule!
And I eat Babies! But I hit them on the head first so thy won't feel to much pain, is that still evil?
Stay away from my nephew you baby killing freak. That's not evil that's just cruel and unusual.

No, it's evil.

And tasty! =P~

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:06 pm

Dead Metal wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Yes they rule!
And I eat Babies! But I hit them on the head first so thy won't feel to much pain, is that still evil?
Stay away from my nephew you baby killing freak. That's not evil that's just cruel and unusual.

No, it's evil.

And tasty!

I like mine with chili sauce.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:16 pm

Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Yes they rule!
And I eat Babies! But I hit them on the head first so thy won't feel to much pain, is that still evil?
Stay away from my nephew you baby killing freak. That's not evil that's just cruel and unusual.

No, it's evil.

And tasty!

I like mine with chili sauce.

And as a side, mashed potatoes!

News Credits: 20 · by **Neko** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:29 pm

Wow...this thread went really screwy... :shock:

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:41 pm

Dead Metal wrote:
Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Yes they rule!
And I eat Babies! But I hit them on the head first so thy won't feel to much pain, is that still evil?
Stay away from my nephew you baby killing freak. That's not evil that's just cruel and unusual.

No, it's evil.

And tasty!

I like mine with chili sauce.

And as a side, mashed potatoes!

Mmmmmm real baby back ribs......

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:57 pm

Goribus wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Yes they rule!
And I eat Babies! But I hit them on the head first so thy won't feel to much pain, is that still evil?
Stay away from my nephew you baby killing freak. That's not evil that's just cruel and unusual.

No, it's evil.

And tasty!

I like mine with chili sauce.

And as a side, mashed potatoes!

Mmmmmm real baby back ribs......

I'm noticing a pattern with Austin Powers quotes in this thread... :-?

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:07 pm

i_amtrunks wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:
Saber Prime wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Yes they rule!
And I eat Babies! But I hit them on the head first so thy won't feel to much pain, is that still evil?
Stay away from my nephew you baby killing freak. That's not evil that's just cruel and unusual.

No, it's evil.

And tasty!

I like mine with chili sauce.

And as a side, mashed potatoes!

Mmmmmm real baby back ribs......

I'm noticing a pattern with Austin Powers quotes in this thread...

Sealab 2021 reference actually. You fail.

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:23 pm

Gonna stop quoting, it's getting far too long.

Baby back ribs was one of the highlights from Austin Powers 2 as well. Fat B****** (can't even type his name) wanted to eat Mini-me.

Beat Sealab to it by at least 5 years.

by **Goribus** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:51 pm

I know. It's just that the Sealab version of the joke was more funny and relevant. Seeing as how Sparks wanted to have a baby with Debbie to eat it. "Mmmmm real baby back ribs....." was one of the things he said to her to try to convince her of it.

by **Malicron** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:09 pm

What's wrong with you people?! Are you food critics or are you evil incarnate?
If you really want to be evil...
VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
Bwaaaa,Hahahahah!!! :twisted:

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:55 am

Whiner-tron wrote:What's wrong with you people?! Are you food critics or are you evil incarnate?
If you really want to be evil...
VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
Bwaaaa,Hahahahah!!!

I ate Bush's baby brother!

by **Malicron** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:19 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:What's wrong with you people?! Are you food critics or are you evil incarnate?
If you really want to be evil...
VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
Bwaaaa,Hahahahah!!!

I ate Bush's baby brother!

Actualy, that makes you less evil.

News Credits: 20 · by **Neko** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:37 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:What's wrong with you people?! Are you food critics or are you evil incarnate?
If you really want to be evil...
VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
Bwaaaa,Hahahahah!!!

I ate Bush's baby brother!

BEST. POST. OF. THE. DAY.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:56 am

Neko wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:What's wrong with you people?! Are you food critics or are you evil incarnate?
If you really want to be evil...
VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
Bwaaaa,Hahahahah!!!

I ate Bush's baby brother!

BEST. POST. OF. THE. DAY.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:10 am

I just had to do this! :grin:

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:23 pm

Whiner-tron wrote:What's wrong with you people?! Are you food critics or are you evil incarnate?
If you really want to be evil...
VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
Bwaaaa,Hahahahah!!!

What self respecting evil doer would let people elect a leader? Bow down to the Iron fist of Tyranny!