by Night Raid » Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:51 pm
- Motto: "You can't hit what you can't see!"
- Weapon: Twin Sonic Cannons
Does stuff from the video game count? Because you can have some pretty funny stuff happen.
Donut shop sign featuring a huge donut + fully destructible environment + insane gamer = as follows.
BARRICADE.
CARRYING A GIANT DONUT.
ACROSS HALF THE CITY.
WITH FIFTEEN COP CARS, THREE SECTOR SEVEN VANS, FIVE POLICE HELICOPTERS AND UP TO FOUR TANKS IN PURSUIT.
You may not find it funny, but I think it's hilarious!
......BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Somewhere in the city level there's a sign in the shape of a giant swordfish. You can pick that up and swing it around by the nose like a baseball bat. Funny stuff, man. Especially if you're playing as G1 Megatron.
There's a giant guitar there too. And when Bumblebee holds it, he looks like he's playing it.
You can pick up things as small as tires. For some reason, when Barricade does that, he pets it occasionally. He does this with just about anything that size.
Or try this on for size: "How did they get a semi on top of that building?"
Skydiving. With cars.
The cops get on your ass big time when you're in robot mode. But have you noticed that upon switching to car mode RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, they just seem to forget what they're doing and leave? Completely disregarding the fact that, all of THREE seconds ago, the currently non-suspicious car they're looking at was a thirty-foot-tall robot.
People in the city are apparently completely oblivious to roadblocks. Many explosions have occurred. SIMULTANEOUS explosions, that is.
People in the city are also apparently oblivious to completely insane drivers. It's the giant robot that freaks them out.
Bumblebee vs. Decepticon drone half his size = Bumblebee smacked to the moon. (Well, kinda. You can't REALLY go to the moon.)
The same kind of thing happens with big explosions. Like "high-voltage-cylinder-or-a-gas-station-go-kablooey" big.
Small HV cylinder = BIG BOOM; big oil tank = NOTHING AT ALL. "Logic, where are you, logic?" (Methinks Shockwave is having a "that does not compute" fit right about now.)
Car repair shops have a huge tire on top, and you can go 'bowling' with it. Of course, you can do that with the donut too, but it's just so much more fun this way.
Vehicles, roadblocks and anything that isn't attached to the ground can AND WILL bounce if you jump up and down right next to it.
If you're driving around and you have a head-on collision with another non-Transformer vehicle, it's like hitting a styrofoam block with wheels. It's harder to do in midair because of the whole up/down thing, so I don't know what a jet or helicopter collision would be like.
In the underground base level, Megatron and the Allspark are in the same room. It's right in freakin' front of him. What do you bet he's been wide awake all this time and bored as *BEEP*?
...Or something like: "SLAG! It's...right...over...THERE!! IT'S RIGHT FREAKIN' OVER THERE!!!"
Ever see a semi go 110+ MPH? In midair? Over a building? If you blinked, the answer's probably "WHAT semi?"
Or how about a Camaro dropping about thirty stories? ...And NOT going *KERSMASH!!!*?
All we need now is Unicron vs. Galactus vs. the Death Star vs. Eggman's three Death Eggs
...or Decepticons v. Gundams v. Voltron
...or Vector Prime v. Soundwave dance-off
-AT A DISCO!
Vector Prime: "Future hazy, try again later...LOUSY EIGHT BALL!" *falls over*
Soundwave: "BREAKDANCING SUPERIOR; DISCO INFERIOR."
...And yes, I am insane.
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Night Raid on Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Life can be pretty sweet when your alt-mode is a B-2 Stealth Bomber.
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