The Energon Pub

I just ordered a Chinese knockoff of Dreadwing in red from China. $16 with shipping. Now I need to add repro labels and give him a bio. Any suggestions? We need an affiliation, function, stats, motto.

Name: Trespasser
Autobot areal combat tactician

Strength: 8
Intelligence: 5
Speed: 7
Endurance: 7
Rank: 4
Courage: 6
Firepower: 8
Skill: 9

Motto: "If it ain't broke, shoot it again..."

WarWing
Autobot Bodyguard.

Strength: 9
Intelligence: 6
Speed: 6
Endurance: 7
Rank: 3
Courage: 8
Firepower: 9
Skill: 7

"When I say the pub is closed, I MEAN the pub is CLOSED!"

Apologies in advance. I love making screwed up bios for knockoffs.

Schizo
Allegiance: Decepticon
Function: Tactical bomber
Motto: "Why won't I leave me alone?"

Strength: 9
Intelligence: 3-8
Speed: 7
Endurance: 8
Rank: 1
Courage: 4-9
Firepower: 10
Skill: 8

Profile: With the success of Dreadwing and Smokescreen, Megatron ordered clones of the two made. Unfortunately, just as Vector Sigma was about to impart the two clones with personalities, an Autobot commando group attacked and destroyed the Smokescreen clone. The result was both personalities were planted in one body, now calling itself Schizo. Schizo has the body of a stealth bomber, but the other half of his personality has compelled him to paint himself bright red and fit bright yellow running lights. Schizo is half calm, stealthy infiltrator and half combat crazy fighter jock.

Abilities: Schizo's stealth bomber mode is undectable to 90% of detection systems. He is capable of speeds up to Mach 1.5. His multi function weapons pod can fire six independantly targetable anti-armour or anti-aircraft missile, and function as a laser gatling gun. In robot mode, Schizo retains the use of his weapons pod, as well as immense physical strength. He has a third ground attack mode that can traverse most terrain.

Weaknesses: Physically, Schizo is few weaknesses. His biggest problem is mental: he often suffers personality switches at times of great stress. This can leave him turning into a gung-ho fighter whilst he's supposed to be penetrating air defenses. His colour scheme and running lights go a long way to countering his stealth abilities. Skywarp has been heard to remark "You'd need to be blind not to see him from a mile away."

I'd call him Dr. Teeth!

Have him think he is in a puppet band or something.

i_amtrunks wrote:I'd call him Dr. Teeth!

Have him think he is in a puppet band or something.

BUt to me he looks more like Animal, or Floyd Peppers!

No suggestion, but it's cool. Did it come with the other bot?

Kinda off topic; I have no ideas but HOLY JESUS that thing looks sweeeetttttttt

GRINWING

"Hey-hey-hey! Say CHEESE!"

Decepticon Saboteur

Strength: 6
Intelligence: 2
Speed: 7
Endurance: 8
Rank: 3
Courage: 4
Firepower: 10
Skill: 4

Grinwing carries big guns. Grinwing can move quickly with stealth. Grinwing could have been the best Decepticon assassin/saboteur given these abilities, but Grinwing has one problem - he doesn't know when to keep quiet.

A frustrated stand-up comic with a penchant to show off his pearly whites (which bothers his fellow Decepticons) Grinwing blasts into battle with lame one-liners and punchlines. For some reason, Grinwing can't complete one stealth mission because of this need to crack a bad joke before he attacks.

Obnoxious, loud, and dense, Grinwing is said to be deadly because of his jokes, rather than his weapons, which does hardcore damage to good taste (on both parties).

Unlike his Decepticon brothers, Grinwing is more motivated by cheese, instead of energon. He even once tricked some Insecticon drones in helping him take over a dairy farm just for the cheese.

Abilities:
Can fly stealthily up to Mach 6. Pulse gatling cannon can pulverize a city in just seconds. Does bad impressions of celebrities, but an admittedly good voice impression of Fat Albert. Can spit out 10-20 bad jokes per minute. Can consume cheese faster than a starving Insecticon.

speed bump!

what's the decision?

flying rhinox.

Yeah 'Dr. Teeth' is the best. Say his name is just 'Teeth' but the other 'Cons call him 'Doctor' because he's extremely stupid.

OK, I got one.

READWING

Motto: "The only thing I like more than thrashing Autobots is curling up with a good book."

Weaknesses: Trashy romance novels

It Is Him wrote:OK, I got one.

READWING

Motto: "The only thing I like more than thrashing Autobots is curling up with a good book."

Weaknesses: Trashy romance novels

Sounds like Kakashi...

i_amtrunks wrote:

It Is Him wrote:OK, I got one.

READWING

Motto: "The only thing I like more than thrashing Autobots is curling up with a good book."

Weaknesses: Trashy romance novels

Sounds like Kakashi...

Wave 2 Readwing comes with "Makeout Tactics" accessory.