The Energon Pub

by **Powermaster Prime** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:07 am

In all your glory,blindly taunt Megatron and ask him "You want a piece of me?!"

Go live in a far away & unknown distant planet with a commendable robotic civilization and wait for Unicron to passby.If you are that unfortunate

by **JetOptimus23** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:43 pm

Get within 10 feet of Movie-Verse Frenzy.
Say Anything to Movie Bonecrusher.
Ask Movie Mudflap how hard he got hit with the ugly stick.
Make RoTF Grindor watch a slow motion scene over and over again.
Stand near Ravage when he has a hairball.

by **JetOptimus23** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:12 pm

Yell "Flank Steak!" at G1 tantrum again and again.
Be in movie Brawl's general direction.
Make every lame cop joke EVER to Prowl.
Ask ROTF Skids why he's constantly mooning everyone.
Let Armada Tidal Wave watch the discovery channel.

by **Carriemus Prime** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:28 am

Read hardcore TF slash to ALL the Autobots and Decepticons. Then if that doesn't kill you... pass it all off as fact!

by **JetOptimus23** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:12 pm

Call Armada Thrust Squid-head.
Ask Armada Starscream how his girlfriend Alexis is doing.

by **Galora** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:18 pm

Tell BW Megatron about Cheetor leading the Maxis in BM

(In fact, any human in front of BW Megs is looking for death)

Tell BW Inferno "the Queen is a male"

Take a syrup shower and chocolate, and then dance in front the G1 Insecticons

If the fanfics/Megatron b+tch is not enought, show Starscream his chibis and human-like portraits in deviantart where he looks very cute.

Tell TFA Bumblebee you have photos of him in G1, when he was fat

by **JetOptimus23** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:25 pm

Be a machine around Captain Fanzone
Dress up like G.I Joe and sing Heavy Metal in front of Professor Princess.
Tell TFA Thundercracker you're better than him.

by **DecepticonStinger** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:01 am

That are good ones. I have some too for you! ^_^

Stand in front of Scorponok and scream: "You can't hit me!"

Be a tank in the military basement that get attacked by Blackout.

Be the yellow car that get sliced by Blackout.

Scream to Blackout (sorry my friend): "You're to fat and dumb to get me!"

Be Jazz in Movie 1 (may you rest in piece old friend T^T )

Make a bet with Animated Blurr, that you belive that he can't rope you 100.000.000 times in a secound XD

by **JetOptimus23** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:51 pm

Be in the direction Armada Cyclonus is shooting.
Sneak up behind Animated Skywarp and yell "BOO!".

by **DecepticonStinger** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:38 am

Say to animated Soundwave: "Your Guitar sucks!"

Say to animated Soundwave: "I'm the superior! Soundwave is inferior!

Say to animated Shockwave while he is still Longarm Prime: "I found the traitor!"

by **Dr. Richtofen** » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:31 pm

tell black ourt about the ROFLcopter
and a non tf one..
tell han solo the odds :lol:

by **DecepticonStinger** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:42 am

Stand between a meeting of Grindor and Blackout XP

Drive one time with Blurr XD

Let Blurr explain to you, how the cosmos works XD (That could surely take many time)

Stand under Jetfire, while he fights Scorponok.

Run into the car barricade and wait for Starscream to rampage through them XD

by **Bloodlust** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:45 am

Try to do a B.O.B impression from Monsters VS Aliens on Metroplex

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:39 am

Be anywhere that Jetfire tries to land.

Tell Sideways that the only reason he was in the movie was to make Sideswipe look good.

Diss Skidz and Mudflaps ho.

Ask Skidz and Mudflap where they learnt to speak like that.

by **Carriemus Prime** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:44 pm

Tell Animated Starscream that he's such a pretty 'bot and that he should dance for you...

by **DecepticonStinger** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:19 am

Say to animated Bumblebee that he is a "Slowpoke" XD

by **Dorca** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:01 pm

Hum/sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme around TFA Starscream.

(Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Starscream does!)

by **DecepticonStinger** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:14 am

Say Ultra Magnus, that he is to stupid to find the traitor XD

News Credits: 1 · by **Rodimus Minor** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:09 am

Tell the Fallen to go back to Bionicle

Ask ROTF Devastator to vacume your house with you still in it

Ask Skids and Mudflap why are thier faces so deformed.

Go out with BW Blackarachnia

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:28 pm

Ask Bludgeon to cut your steak.

Tell Energon Ironhide you've seen a better alt mode on a gobot.

Find Starscreams secret make up bag.

Get a lift from a Stunticon.

by **zombiebunny** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:25 am

have Starscream and Optimus Prime explain THIS

Ask Animated Prowl and Starscream to have a chin off.
Good Chin vs. Bad Chin

by **DecepticonStinger** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:56 am

Where did you find THAT Picture :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **SKYWARPED_128** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:26 pm

While walking your dog, let him pee on one of Demolishor's treads.

Try to hump Megatron's leg.

Try to shove a cassette into Movie-verse Soundwave's chest.

Tell movie-verse Starscream he sounds like a girl with a husky voice back in 1984.

Challenge Animated Soundwave to a game of Guitar Heroes.

Hop onto movie-verse Ravage's back and yell, "By the power of Grayskull!"