The Energon Pub

ironhide001 wrote:Megatron took off his head and threw it to a nearby Burger King restaurant. The Jazz battled damaged head landed on a kids food tray, and beside the tray is the Jazz toy.

and the kid says "wow, cool, mom!"

I'd eat his soul!!

It would have been a heroic death. A 2-3 minute one on one fight whit Megatron. I would have also used the "telescopic sword" thing, from the early concept. Jazz fight and him actually PWN!

Anyway, after that, megatron get pissed off and beat the crap out of Jazz. He take in his hand then SQUEEZE him until he die. But not before putting a fight.

IDK, considering Jazz was like 1/6th the size of Megatron, I just can't picture a heroic 2-3 minute fight, lol.

He got owned.

Megs ties Jazz to a large redwood tree ... while whipping him mercilessy with his G1-esque Mace.

Megatron: "Your name is TOBY!!!"

Jazz: "kunta ... I mean Jazz - zzz, uhhh ..."

When given the choice between Sunny Delight and "purple stuff" ... Jazz eventually dies when Megatron pours Shasta grape soda all over his open wounds.


Don't underestimate the evil nature of Megatron, he's capable of being THIS racist.

AlienQuiksilver wrote:Megs ties Jazz to a large redwood tree ... while whipping him mercilessy with his G1-esque Mace.

Megatron: "Your name is TOBY!!!"

Jazz: "kunta ... I mean Jazz - zzz, uhhh ..."

When given the choice between Sunny Delight and "purple stuff" ... Jazz eventually dies when Megatron pours Shasta grape soda all over his open wounds.


Don't underestimate the evil nature of Megatron, he's capable of being THIS racist.

let's not turn this into a "jazz effect" thread, k?

Bumblebee-otch wrote:

AlienQuiksilver wrote:Megs ties Jazz to a large redwood tree ... while whipping him mercilessy with his G1-esque Mace.

Megatron: "Your name is TOBY!!!"

Jazz: "kunta ... I mean Jazz - zzz, uhhh ..."

When given the choice between Sunny Delight and "purple stuff" ... Jazz eventually dies when Megatron pours Shasta grape soda all over his open wounds.


Don't underestimate the evil nature of Megatron, he's capable of being THIS racist.

let's not turn this into a "jazz effect" thread, k?

I can't be responsible for what happens in the posts after mine. You didn't create the thread, nor are you a mod ... those are the people that have rank on anything in here.

I didn't stick with that thread until the end, did it turn out bad?

taken out by the equally lame Mountain Dew-bot

i'd of kept it the same until jazz fires at megs leg on the building. then instead of the 2 pieces bit, have megatron fling him into a DIY store where he lands on the white paint, then have jazz pipe out some hiphop/rap song about why someone should 'shaddup an' die! ( i.e. generic song of the above natures) and then megatron do a whole 'you like this mudall? then die here vermin' and just shoot jazz plain and simple

Megatron arrives and blasts the heck out of the area around Jazz and Ratchet. Ratchet runs off to help Ironhide while Jazz takes on Megatron. Then Jazz runs around using his agility and small size to his advantage. Jazz flips, rolls, transforming to dash under Megatron's legs then transforming again in slow motion while firing off some shots in the air. He lands back on the ground, rolls, gets into a kneeling pose, fires off more shots. Megatron gives out some banter ("Annoying fly" or whatever. Typical big guy little guy banter.) before attempting to slam his flail on Jazz's small body. Jazz dodges the attack by doing a backflip, transforms his arm into his sword, dashes towards Megatron, jumps up towards his upper torso and attempts to slash him. But Megatron grabs him mid-air and violently tosses him onto a nearby building. Stunned, Jazz tries to recover as Megatron is running towards him. As he recomposes himself Megatron lands a hard kick to Jazz, sending him airborne again. Jazz lets out a grunt as he picks himself up, acts cocky and sends some insults to Megs before firing off some more shots. Megatron, angrier than ever, forms his fusion cannon and proceeds to blast Jazz into oblivion. He misses, but hits a building instead, causing the debris to force Jazz to dodge it all. Megatron, taking advantage of the Autobot's confusion, catches him off guard and grabs him with his right claw. He then slams poor Jazz multiple times on the ground before yelling, "Had enough, cretin?!" Jazz, still functioning, bravely replies back saying, "If you wanna kill me ya gotta do better than that, punk!" Megatron lets out a smirk as he tightens his grip on Jazz. Jazz yells in pain as sparks fly out of his body. He then struggles to form his arm sword again and slashes Megatron with all of his remaining strength before Megatron banters on Jazz's futility. Jazz then stabs his sword deep into Megatron's arm, causing him to yell out in pain but sadly he doesn't lose his grip on Jazz. Megatron, in retaliation, angrily growls, "Join the rest of your pathetic comrades in hell! I'll kill you just like I killed all the other pathetic Autbots on Cybertron!!!" Then Megatron brutally rips Jazz's arm off before ripping him in half. He tosses Jazz's lifeless body and legs onto the ground, removes Jazz's arm sword from his arm, stabs it into Jazz's chest, then retorts, "You Autobots are so easy to kill...That barely satisfied my appetite..." and then finally transforms and flies off to face Prime.

Meverix wrote:

Burn wrote:Oh we so need a "How would YOU have killed Jazz?" thread.

So here it is =D

How would you have done it? More brutal, drawn out and "bloody"? Or quicker, less painful and thus perhaps less fun to watch?

Personally, I like the original idea. Having Megatron tear out his spark and eat it. We don't have enough cannibal Transformers, and we never realyl got a proper look at a Transformer's spark in the film.

If i had the honor to kill Jazz, I'd like to be in front of his fallow Autobots, to show them my incredible powers! Muhahahaha!!!

Well since Jazz was a pretty bad sterotype, I'd probably just have him die in an episode of gang-related violence.