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Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Name_Violation » Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:29 pm

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1 whos most annoying

2 who would win in a battle

My money is on Jar jar, out of sheer luck.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:27 am

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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Zombie Starscream » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:13 pm

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Name_Violation wrote:1 whos most annoying

2 who would win in a battle

My money is on Jar jar, out of sheer luck.
Well, Jar Jar is more annoying because he took up the time in the TPM movie that should have been reserved for Darth Maul. Wheelie is not so bad I think.

Who would win in a battle? Wheelie. Wheelie is bigger and stronger then Jar Jar, plus he also isn't clumsy unlike Jar Jar, who only won a battle out of sheer luck.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Bloodlust » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:09 pm

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Which wheelie are we talking about? 86 movie or ROTF?

I would have to say nobody wins because that level of annoyingness in one place would equal heads exploding and possibly the end of the universe.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Name_Violation » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:12 pm

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Bloodlust wrote:Which wheelie are we talking about? 86 movie or ROTF?

I would have to say nobody wins because that level of annoyingness in one place would equal heads exploding and possibly the end of the universe.

I ment g1. ROtf wheelie is actually kinda cool (sans leg humping)
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Bloodlust » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:22 am

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Name_Violation wrote:
Bloodlust wrote:Which wheelie are we talking about? 86 movie or ROTF?

I would have to say nobody wins because that level of annoyingness in one place would equal heads exploding and possibly the end of the universe.

I ment g1. ROtf wheelie is actually kinda cool (sans leg humping)


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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby momtimus-prime » Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:49 pm

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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Twitchythe3rd » Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:00 pm

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That is beautiful.

But yes, in a "who's more annoying" contest, they tie.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby MightyMagnus78 » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:01 pm

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1) Wheelie irritates me more than I can express in words. Seriously I'd rather stick a fork in my eye than listen to that squeaky little prick.

2) In a fight, well who cares. However if there's any justice in the world they'd end up killing each other, so no-one has to suffer anymore!
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Chaoslock » Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:52 pm

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THIS. Hell, I'd rather see the Christmas Special again than Episode 1.

2. Fight: IDWverse Wheelie would surely win, but otherwise I call this a tie.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby SlyTF1 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:54 pm

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Jar Jar. Because I actually like him. I do. But Wheelie is crack on steroids in your ear annoying.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Tristar » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:08 am

who makes me twitch more...wheelie or Jar Jar hmmmm....

wheelie

in a fight wheelie would win. then again there's the Jar Jar factor....in the end Wheelie nails Jar Jar then something Jar Jar did earlier gets Wheelie.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby SlyTF1 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:48 am

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Maybe Wheelie could annoy Jar Jar to the point of suicide! Jar Jar gets soy annoyed, he sticks his head in a toaster and plugs it in.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Godzillabot Primal » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:14 am

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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Psycho Warrior » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:34 pm

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the winner is me. I melt wheelie down into a baseball bat, and pummel Jar Jar into a thick paste.
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby Aladar The Outmode » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:35 am

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Wheelie would win both ways. Jar Jar's awesome. :CON:
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Re: Jar Jar Binks Vs Wheelie

Postby snavej » Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:55 am

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