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Jazz's junk

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Jazz's junk

Postby Sky Glory of Iacon » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:19 pm

Has anyone ever noticed that Jazz is designed so that his crotch is bigger than anyone else? They even in Transformers Animated have an arrow pointing to the happy spot.
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby ***Galvatron*** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:25 pm

oh boy...here we go again! :roll:

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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Megatron's Lapdog » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:26 pm

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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Liege Evilmus » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:27 pm

Whats with the constant falic Jazz threads!?!

Wasn't there one a week ago where someone had a dream about finding Jazz passed out and he took the opertunity to scope his gear!?!

You people are sick, now I'm not saying thats wrong, just your on the internet, there's plenty of other sites to handel these issues(and then some)
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Burn » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:30 pm

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Liege Evilmus wrote:You people are sick, now I'm not saying thats wrong, just your on the internet, there's plenty of other sites to handel these issues(and then some)


So they should go elsewhere to discuss all things Transformer-ish?

I mean really, take a look around the rest of the threads here. There is plenty of stuff not suitable for children being said, not to mention some sigs.

Don't like it, don't read it, then report it to a Mod and let them deal with it. But geez dude, don't tell people to go elsewhere to discuss things. :?
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Liege Evilmus » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:40 pm

Burn wrote:
Liege Evilmus wrote:You people are sick, now I'm not saying thats wrong, just your on the internet, there's plenty of other sites to handel these issues(and then some)


So they should go elsewhere to discuss all things Transformer-ish?

I mean really, take a look around the rest of the threads here. There is plenty of stuff not suitable for children being said, not to mention some sigs.

Don't like it, don't read it, then report it to a Mod and let them deal with it. But geez dude, don't tell people to go elsewhere to discuss things. :?


I'm not telling them to go else where to discuse it, more so to veiw it :P

And hey, since they took Before Carly off the line up, I figure if transformerpornfalicies being routed to the proper chanels to get it out of whatever system they have it in would probably just be a good thing all the way around.

Now I'm ont saying dont share links via PM to some Fembot on Fembot action with extra Penzoil...

...just there's a time and a place for your perversions, after all, there are kids here.
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby City Commander » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:59 am

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Liege Evilmus wrote:
Burn wrote:
Liege Evilmus wrote:You people are sick, now I'm not saying thats wrong, just your on the internet, there's plenty of other sites to handel these issues(and then some)


So they should go elsewhere to discuss all things Transformer-ish?

I mean really, take a look around the rest of the threads here. There is plenty of stuff not suitable for children being said, not to mention some sigs.

Don't like it, don't read it, then report it to a Mod and let them deal with it. But geez dude, don't tell people to go elsewhere to discuss things. :?


I'm not telling them to go else where to discuse it, more so to veiw it :P

And hey, since they took Before Carly off the line up, I figure if transformerpornfalicies being routed to the proper chanels to get it out of whatever system they have it in would probably just be a good thing all the way around.

Now I'm ont saying dont share links via PM to some Fembot on Fembot action with extra Penzoil...

...just there's a time and a place for your perversions, after all, there are kids here.


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I find it odd that anyone could notice that about

a) A cartoon robot
b) A male cartoon robot
c) A cartoon robot

The animated cartoon is good, but you don't really need to watch it so many times that these things jump out at you :P
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Robot4762 » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:39 pm

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That's just gross. I noticed that too though.
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Carly_Vixen » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:13 am

I'm cool with the crotch thing. :P
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Auto Bot » Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:31 am

I guess that should give him the cool macho image.
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Zeonic_Miko » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:37 am

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I found the crotch-arrow amusing as all get-out. :D
Never really noticed anything about any other Jazz's though.

Who wants to bet a similar question about a femmebot's upper-chassis would have been received better? :roll:
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Re: Jazz's junk

Postby Auto Bot » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:51 am

This should really bake the noodle.

What if a fem bot have that sort of arrow thing down there?

Will it look like some sort of invitation sign?
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