The Energon Pub

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:11 pm

at best buy tomorrow.

does anyone work there, or can they give me some advice on what to expect? it's been so long since i've had one!

News Credits: 4 · by **SnapTrap** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:22 pm

don't go to the interview naked...

:grin:

by **Bonger** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:39 am

Wear your underwear under your pants!

News Credits: 1 · by **Leonardo** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:09 am

Bonger wrote:Wear your underwear under your pants!

I'm not sure about this one.

by **Bonger** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:13 am

Leonardo wrote:
Bonger wrote:Wear your underwear under your pants!

I'm not sure about this one.

Hmm, so you're pne of the people who subscribe to the underwear over the pants theory? :-?

by **Deadpool.** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:36 am

Don't wear a Halloween costume there either...

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:45 am

thanks for the tips, everyone :lol:

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Bonger wrote:Wear your underwear under your pants!

ooooOOOOOOOooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.

by **KILLTRONBOT 9000** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:23 pm

For some reason, the last interview I went to took a distinctly downward turn when I declared the panel representative of the oppressive boss class and demanded that they hand control of the photocopy shop over to a worker's collective elected from amongst those staff without the power of hire and fire, or else union agitation and wildcat strikes would paralyse their business.

Not sure why. I think it was the fact that my tie wasn't straight, and I'm not sure if they appreciated the Windsor knot... :???:

by **OptimusN1701** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:46 pm

so howd the interview go Bumblebee-otch?

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:34 pm

OptimusN1701 wrote:so howd the interview go Bumblebee-otch?

*holds an envelope up to his.*

exposure... silly string... and a g-string...

On second thought, I don't think I even want to know what the question was.

*burns envelope and writes "Congratulations BBOtch" in crayon on the remains.*

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:31 pm

well, i passed the 1st interview like it was nothing. i have the next one tomorrow, then a THIRD one after that!

they want me to be merchandise, which is basically unloading the truck and putting product on the shelves. not what i applied for, but i am definitely not complaining!

by **OptimusN1701** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:38 pm

Bumblebee-otch wrote:well, i passed the 1st interview like it was nothing. i have the next one tomorrow, then a THIRD one after that!

they want me to be merchandise, which is basically unloading the truck and putting product on the shelves. not what i applied for, but i am definitely not complaining!

Does it pay better?

and hey, youre less likely to deal with stupid customers

by **Bumblebee-otch** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:15 pm

OptimusN1701 wrote:
Bumblebee-otch wrote:well, i passed the 1st interview like it was nothing. i have the next one tomorrow, then a THIRD one after that!

they want me to be merchandise, which is basically unloading the truck and putting product on the shelves. not what i applied for, but i am definitely not complaining!

Does it pay better?

and hey, youre less likely to deal with stupid customers

if they pay me what i asked for, then it will pay ALOT better! the only catch is, is that it might be less hours. but thats ok!

yeah, less customers, the better! :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:59 pm

I just got hired at Wal*Mart for doing stock and unloading truck :grin:

yay for us grunts!

News Credits: 21 · by **Skice** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:21 pm

Bumblebee-otch wrote:well, i passed the 1st interview like it was nothing. i have the next one tomorrow, then a THIRD one after that!

A second Interview eh? well just remember the most important thing to do is point to the the picture of his wife or daughter and ask who's the whore and how much dose she charge. Bosses love that. even if your interviewer is female the same rule applies to Husbands/Sons. :lol: