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Dudes Beast Wars is AWESOME

Those robots turn into animals and animals into robots n shizz

There was even a dragon!

Steven Speilberg or maybe even Peter Jackson should totally make a movie about this

I heard somebody made a movie about some cars that turned into robots and all my friends were like "FBX, broseph, quit putting all the cyanide in the baby formula while wearing that Barack Obama mask and come check out this movie"

And so I did.

Anyway BEAST WARS IS AWESOME

Oh, he's just PRECIOUS. Can we keep him?

Sledge wrote:Oh, he's just PRECIOUS. Can we keep him?

Sorry buddy, he's a little too small. We're going to have to let him go and try to get him next time when he's a little bigger. Okay? Yeah, it's okay.

Oh wow, it's like those over-the-top advertising with excessive bad language.

HOLY **** MOTHER******* CHRIST!

ITS THE GODDAM BEAST WARS!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ****

THESE MOTHER******* TURN INTO ******* ANIMALS AND ****!

**** YOUR CARS AND PLANES AND TAPE DECKS, THESE ******* GOT CHEETAHS AND DRAGONS AND ****!

HOLY ****MUNCHING ****STICKS! THEY EVEN GOT VEHICLE MODES!

****! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE OF THESE *******!

buddhaquest wrote:

Sledge wrote:Oh, he's just PRECIOUS. Can we keep him?

Sorry buddy, he's a little too small. We're going to have to let him go and try to get him next time when he's a little bigger. Okay? Yeah, it's okay.

From the title I knew this was gold.
Don't you dare chase this guy out of here. I am serious. I will whiz in the cereal of each of you if I am not entertained by this guy for at least a few more posts.

Meverix wrote:ITS THE GODDAM BEAST WARS!

"What are you, dense? Are you retarded? I'm the goddamn Beast Wars!"

So how do you feel about other TF series, FanboyX, or is it all about the Beast Wars for you? I hope not, 'cos that means you've have had a pretty lean last few years.

Meverix wrote:Oh wow, it's like those over-the-top advertising with excessive bad language.

HOLY **** MOTHER******* CHRIST!

ITS THE GODDAM BEAST WARS!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ****

THESE MOTHER******* TURN INTO ******* ANIMALS AND ****!

**** YOUR CARS AND PLANES AND TAPE DECKS, THESE ******* GOT CHEETAHS AND DRAGONS AND ****!

HOLY ****MUNCHING ****STICKS! THEY EVEN GOT VEHICLE MODES!

****! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE OF THESE *******!

That's funny as all get out. Sorry about the double post, but something about my mood today just finds this topic hilarious and aftter a close reading of this, I darn near peed my own pants. Yes, my own pants.

Sledge wrote:

Meverix wrote:ITS THE GODDAM BEAST WARS!

"What are you, dense? Are you retarded? I'm the goddamn Beast Wars!"

So how do you feel about other TF series, FanboyX, or is it all about the Beast Wars for you? I hope not, 'cos that means you've have had a pretty lean last few years.

"Dudes, Cybertron was pretty decent.

Sure, there was a whole ton of stuff in there that was just kind of dumb, but my friends were all about "hey, broseph, stop putting asprin in that birdfeeder and get over here." And I was all like "where'd that dragon go?"

It was pretty sweet."

i know I'm knew so maybe y'all aren't pickin' up what I'm puttin' down

I don't mean to be defensive coz I'm not that kinda guy

But I LOVE the Beast Wars

See mi madre took me to see Los Metamorphos: The Pictures in Motion when I was just a wee little pepito, and I must've fallen asleep after the battle for Alphabet City because all I remember is a big truck fighting some dinosaurs...

I didn't even know Optimal Primus was defeated in a Texas Hold 'Em Death Match against Magnatrons until I got my PS2 and could finally watch the movie box on DCD. It was pretty heavy stuff bros, and it took some really good friends and even better booze to get through it all.

Anyway.

I actually lost my virginity while listening to Stan Bush on repeat. I told her I had the touch, and that I wanted to light her darkest hour with the power of the matrix if you know what I mean

She had some kids. I'm not supposed to talk to 'em.

I didn't really like Cybertrons because Megatrons turns into a gun!!!!!

So who's your favorite beast Wars man? I like dungpile.

If I had to guess I'd say this was either a banned member getting his revenge or someone basically trying to make fun of all us Transfans.

But yeah, can we keep him?

I'd really love to pay attention to this,
But I think I left The Fallen on fire.

FanboyX wrote:i know I'm knew so maybe y'all aren't pickin' up what I'm puttin' down

I don't mean to be defensive coz I'm not that kinda guy

But I LOVE the Beast Wars

See mi madre took me to see Los Metamorphos: The Pictures in Motion when I was just a wee little pepito, and I must've fallen asleep after the battle for Alphabet City because all I remember is a big truck fighting some dinosaurs...

I didn't even know Optimal Primus was defeated in a Texas Hold 'Em Death Match against Magnatrons until I got my PS2 and could finally watch the movie box on DCD. It was pretty heavy stuff bros, and it took some really good friends and even better booze to get through it all.

Anyway.

I actually lost my virginity while listening to Stan Bush on repeat. I told her I had the touch, and that I wanted to light her darkest hour with the power of the matrix if you know what I mean

She had some kids. I'm not supposed to talk to 'em.

I didn't really like Cybertrons because Megatrons turns into a gun!!!!!

So who's your favorite beast Wars man? I like dungpile.

He's my favorite!!

Delicon wrote:a banned member

Perhaps!

Delicon wrote:getting his revenge

naw.

Delicon wrote:or someone basically trying to make fun of all us Transfans.

I have about a hundred of the things sitting in my friend's garage. I re-registered because a friend was going through his Beast Wars toys and I remembered this website existed.

Delicon wrote:But yeah, can we keep him?

Plz do. Global Dictator Elect obammer would vote yes on proposition FBX.

Let it be my pleasure to ban you again.