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Ummmmm.... This will make for some interesting reading

Check out this article by "Weekly World News"

http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/ ... -is-a-man/


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I believe.

Hehehe...


You know, it's not that I don't think Megan Fox is hot...I do...But I don't think she is at all hotter than anyone else who's hot...

The whole "hottest girl on earth" thing kinda baffled me...

That is really sad, and it is also really none of our business.

Edit (an addition): I believe she did this as a publicity stunt like "Wacko Jacko" Michael Jackson just to get her name more well known. It is highly unlikely that she is a transvestite and, but I still say it is none of our business and who really cares anyway?

Seems legit.

if Megan Fox is a man i'm gay...

Don't believe it: look at her ankles and wrists and the way her shoulders are set into sockets. These are key differences between men and women. She's a chick.

I don't think she's all that hot, myself. In fact, during most of the 'hot' scenes during the TF movie, she just generally looked *pissed off*. I know, I know, I wasn't supposed to be looking at her *face* at those scenes, as she's draped over an engine block, but I was.

HK, terrible movie viewer.

I guess that means she's more than meats the eye.

hellkitty wrote:Don't believe it: look at her ankles and wrists and the way her shoulders are set into sockets. These are key differences between men and women. She's a chick.

Ok you DO know that the Weekly World News is a humour-publication, much like the Onion, right? It's one of those silly news papers you get in a checkout line that says things like "Ape-baby made president of Algeria" and other such nonsense...

typh0id wrote:
Ok you DO know that the Weekly World News is a humour-publication, much like the Onion, right? It's one of those silly news papers you get in a checkout line that says things like "Ape-baby made president of Algeria" and other such nonsense...

Ummm, yes I do know that about WWN. (I teach Journalism and Mass Media classes). I also know it's a tabloid, that it's only virtual now, and that it's never sued for its outrageous stories because no one would stoop so low as recognize the idiocy it peddles as 'truth'.

But it's not a 'humor publication like _the Onion_'. One is satire (the Onion) and one is just yellow journalism, of the William Randolph Hearst type (same guy who said, "You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war.") It does not deliberately try to be funny, just outrageous.

HK, who was just trying to share her hard-won knowledge on how to spot tranny hookers. Remember, children, 'knowing is half the battle'.

hellkitty wrote:

typh0id wrote:
Ok you DO know that the Weekly World News is a humour-publication, much like the Onion, right? It's one of those silly news papers you get in a checkout line that says things like "Ape-baby made president of Algeria" and other such nonsense...

Ummm, yes I do know that about WWN. (I teach Journalism and Mass Media classes). I also know it's a tabloid, that it's only virtual now, and that it's never sued for its outrageous stories because no one would stoop so low as recognize the idiocy it peddles as 'truth'.

But it's not a 'humor publication like _the Onion_'. One is satire (the Onion) and one is just yellow journalism, of the William Randolph Hearst type (same guy who said, "You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war.") It does not deliberately try to be funny, just outrageous.

HK, who was just trying to share her hard-won knowledge on how to spot tranny hookers. Remember, children, 'knowing is half the battle'.

eh...ok...

You just seemed so adamant about proving Megan Fox was indeed a girl that I was just making sure you knew it wasn't a real report...no offense intended...

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http://video.msn.com/dw.aspx?mkt=en-ca& ... 3c99da5ac1
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We had a radio station here that would do a segment about stories from the WWN. At the end of the story, they would always say "They can't print it if it's not true" or some nonsense.

I do find it hard to believe no one has sued them though. That was the first thing that came to mind when I read this.

No biggy to me, since I am into cute transgender girls, anyhow.

Emperor Primacron the 1st wrote:No biggy to me, since I am into cute transgender girls, anyhow.

TMI Primacron TMI.

Random wrote:We had a radio station here that would do a segment about stories from the WWN. At the end of the story, they would always say "They can't print it if it's not true" or some nonsense.

I do find it hard to believe no one has sued them though. That was the first thing that came to mind when I read this.

Sure, it's the USA, let's just sue the crap out of everyone. I'm going to sue Michael Bay for making Starscream so ugly. (Though, he's kinda grown on me, I'll admit). And for...whatever you want to call what he did to Jazz (I think we can all agree that Jazz getting ripped apart might count as a mercy-killing).

Seriously, what you'd be looking at is a suit for libel. To prove libel, you have to prove that damage of some significant sort has been done--you lost your job, or your income took a whack, or your property got damaged as a result of someone reading and believing this lie. You can't prove damages, you can't really win the suit, so why bring it? You'd be wasting your own money on a lawyer and wouldn't even win (and you'd clog the courts--could you imagine if EVERYONE ever slandered in tabloids sued at once?!)

Megan Fox is not going to get one less dollar or one less job offer because of the WWN story. Hence: not libel.

On the same note: in grocery store the other day I saw a tabloid pitching something about an 'Obama gay scandal'. You think our President ought to sue for that? Or mayhap he has better things to do with his time?

HK, who should sue EVERYONE on ratemyprofessor.com.

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Emperor Primacron the 1st wrote:No biggy to me, since I am into cute transgender girls, anyhow.

TMI Primacron TMI.

Saying who one likes going out with is not TMI.

Sad, it doesn't even seem like WWN tries anymore.

This is bullcrap. I know she has come out with some weird comments since becoming known after TF but this tops them all. Might help to think before she talks. I still love her though.

hellkitty wrote: And for...whatever you want to call what he did to Jazz (I think we can all agree that Jazz getting ripped apart might count as a mercy-killing).

Nah that was totally Michael Bay's subtle way of telling people that the negro community should be viciously mutilated.

Even when the individual in question was cybertronian but we can just forego the common sense aspect and be offended anwyay.

/commentary on sensitivity these days

Well, that ruins my chance of marying her and naming our kid Eric Carr Fox. lol, jk. I thought this was real at first,

Space Ace 24 wrote:Well, that ruins my chance of marying her and naming our kid Eric Carr Fox. lol, jk. I thought this was real at first,

Well, I'l try with her then.
And neither marriahe nor kids are my intentions, though.

Emperor Primacron the 1st wrote:

Space Ace 24 wrote:Well, that ruins my chance of marying her and naming our kid Eric Carr Fox. lol, jk. I thought this was real at first,

Well, I'l try with her then.
And neither marriahe nor kids are my intentions, though.

Just cause we can't have kids doesn't mean we can't addopt

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