The Energon Pub

John Cleese sitting at a desk in the middle of a river.

"And now for something completely different."

Desk explodes.

Gotta love random insanity

Life of Brian is easily the greatest comedy film ever made.

Yes, yes, yes, silly, silly, silly, right, get on with it! Get on with it!

John Cleese dressed as a roman soldier making him write on the walls was priceless.

I gotta say, Life of Brian was a lot better than Holy Grail in my opinion.

Could be because it was the first Monty Python anything I saw.


Ah well. It doesn't matter, but just remember;

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

Halt!

To cross the bridge of death, ye must answer me these questions three! Ere the other side ye see!

What, is your name?
What, is your quest?
What...Is the average air speed velocity of a sparrow?

Hollow One wrote:Halt!

To cross the bridge of death, ye must answer me these questions three! Ere the other side ye see!

What, is your name?
What, is your quest?
What...Is the average air speed velocity of a sparrow?

Is it an African swallow or a European swallow?

Jaw Crusher wrote:

Hollow One wrote:Halt!

To cross the bridge of death, ye must answer me these questions three! Ere the other side ye see!

What, is your name?
What, is your quest?
What...Is the average air speed velocity of a sparrow?

Is it an African swallow or a European swallow?

Er, I don't know that? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SPAM!

The fish slap dance is one of my faves too!

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance we'er we're able,
We do routines, and chorus scenes, with footwork impeccable,
We dine well here in camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows, are form, iable.
But many time, we're given rhymes, that are quite unsingable,
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragmaloooooooooot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests, we sequin vests, and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pramaloooooot.


On second thoughs let us not go to Camelot, tis a silly place.