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Optimus should have tea-bagged Bonecrusher after he beheaded him.

After watching the movie a second time their is no contest the way prime took out Bonecrusher was just awesome. First the hit to the throat which knocked out his eye, than chopping off one of his arms, and than the blade through the head, eventually ripping it off.

I mean megatron stomping and than ripping jazz in two was just as mean, but the way prime did it was so cold blooded. I mean Megs was just mean, prime was emotionless!!!!

And in terms of realism that is probably the most realistic movie fight, [bone crusher v prime] as any martial art expert will tell you most fights are over with quickly.

Ratman_tf wrote:

Justicity wrote:

Ratman_tf wrote:Wait! Who's children are robots now?

Please, please tell me that's sarcasm...

Just a joke.

Phew. ^^

Then I take back all evil sounding comments in my reply ^^ If there were any, I can't even remember what I said now.

Bonecrusher and Jazz.I don't even remeber Blackout killed?

Thundercracker91 wrote:Bonecrusher and Jazz.I don't even remeber Blackout killed?

Saber round to the crotch, via Lennox. It was a very quick death that really underestimated Blackout. Blackouts death should have been more like Brawls, intense & drawn out.

Justicity wrote:

Thundercracker91 wrote:Bonecrusher and Jazz.I don't even remeber Blackout killed?

Saber round to the crotch, via Lennox. It was a very quick death that really underestimated Blackout. Blackouts death should have been more like Brawls, intense & drawn out.

yeah blackout did notice lennox on his behind...

Jazz and Bonecrusher had a rather horrible and violent death.
The problem i see whit Bonecrusher is that a kid can recreate it whit his little brother and a big knife!

Megatron "death" simply sucked. I say "death" because we all know he can't be dead for good...

As foor poor Blackout, his death was...kinda painfull. I guess Cybertronian also have a weak spot in the crotch like us!

Nico wrote:Jazz and Bonecrusher had a rather horrible and violent death.
The problem i see whit Bonecrusher is that a kid can recreate it whit his little brother and a big knife!

Megatron "death" simply sucked. I say "death" because we all know he can't be dead for good...

As foor poor Blackout, his death was...kinda painfull. I guess Cybertronian also have a weak spot in the crotch like us!

i agree blackouts death is kinda demoralizing...
nice avatar where did you got it?

Am I the only one thinking "screw kids. That was awesome!" at the Bonecrusher part?

Movie was rated PG-13, I don't want to have to have it adjusted for kids when they aren't even supposed to be seeing it without their parents anyway. I enjoyed the fact that punches weren't pulled, the opening military base got wiped out, and robots actually died.

Ragnorok64 wrote:Am I the only one thinking "screw kids. That was awesome!" at the Bonecrusher part?

Movie was rated PG-13, I don't want to have to have it adjusted for kids when they aren't even supposed to be seeing it without their parents anyway. I enjoyed the fact that punches weren't pulled, the opening military base got wiped out, and robots actually died.

well not really it's just too brutal... if your a robot...

Ragnorok64 wrote:Am I the only one thinking "screw kids. That was awesome!" at the Bonecrusher part?

Movie was rated PG-13, I don't want to have to have it adjusted for kids when they aren't even supposed to be seeing it without their parents anyway. I enjoyed the fact that punches weren't pulled, the opening military base got wiped out, and robots actually died.

While I tend to agree kids are not taught common sense anymore. Remember the kid who hung himself acting out Saddams hanging? Or all of these morons doing Jackass stunts. It's all very sad. Pretty soon you'll see all of these "Mommies little miracles" walking around wrapped in bubble wrap with helmets.

Mega Zarak wrote:

Ragnorok64 wrote:Am I the only one thinking "screw kids. That was awesome!" at the Bonecrusher part?

Movie was rated PG-13, I don't want to have to have it adjusted for kids when they aren't even supposed to be seeing it without their parents anyway. I enjoyed the fact that punches weren't pulled, the opening military base got wiped out, and robots actually died.

While I tend to agree kids are not taught common sense anymore. Remember the kid who hung himself acting out Saddams hanging? Or all of these morons doing Jackass stunts. It's all very sad. Pretty soon you'll see all of these "Mommies little miracles" walking around wrapped in bubble wrap with helmets.

Ye soon you'll see kids rollerskateing through busses and tackeling other kids off a freeway

Jazz was the sickest of the list. Not as instantaneous as the others. He may have survived and suffered the longest.

whoah whoa whoa... did someone just say a kid hung themselves recreating Saddam Hussein's hanging??

Now there's a Darwin award in the making...

Frankly any child stupid enough to act out something like that is not a valid contribution to the gene pool..

Hate to say it, but that does sound very retarded.

I'd be ashamed if I was that kid's parent. At myself or him I don't know.

softimus_prime wrote:

Justicity wrote:

Thundercracker91 wrote:Bonecrusher and Jazz.I don't even remeber Blackout killed?

Saber round to the crotch, via Lennox. It was a very quick death that really underestimated Blackout. Blackouts death should have been more like Brawls, intense & drawn out.

yeah blackout did notice lennox on his behind...

Yeah, Blackout is dead. Kinda flimsy the way he died. But i see no way of him escaping from that scene.

Sabot - pronounced "say-bow". No more saber rounds please. The movie made sabots sound stupid enough with the little hand held grenade launchers. Only time they could have used real sabot rounds at all was when the AC-130 gunship was shooting the crap out of Scorp in the desert with the 105mm rounds, and that's probably stretching it a bit since the gunship 105 is a artillery howitzer and not a tank cannon like the old M1 105mm.

Even though he doesn't necessarily die, I thought them shooting up Scorpy like that was pretty damn violent. First getting raked over with 30mm armor piercing rounds from the A-10's, and finally getting pulverized by the AC130... that's a hell storm I wouldn't wanna be in the middle of.

But for actual deaths, nothing beats a good beheading. Oh, and general dismemberment right before that with his eye and arm. Just sucks to be him.

Weakest had to be Blackout. It's like they just had to absolutely get rid of him in the most rushed manner possible. For something that big, it wasn't fitting at all.

Yeah. They killed off Blackout pretty fast.