The Energon Pub

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:31 pm

Wow, it's amazing how far down hill this thread went.

Transform and get loaded! I guess that's what happened here.

Someone help me with this parody of the TF theme song.

The Whiskeybots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of...
The Sobercons!

Beerformers!

That's all I got for now.

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:43 pm

Let me put back a few more of these and I'll get back to you. I tend to sing (or think about songs) better when I'm buzzed.

by **Flare** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:42 pm

Hoptimus Prime - Double IPA

Aggressively formulated with five different hop varieties, Hoptimus Prime is then dry hopped two weeks ensuring a MASSIVE hop flavor and aroma. Perfectly balanced with three types of malt, it goes great with: Spicy Thai food, Mexican Cuisine, or a big ol' bowl of chili.

Available year-round in 22 oz. bottles, half barrels and sixtals.

Wholesaler orders may be placed by phone at (610) 376-9996 or by fax at (610) 685-3819. Orders may also be emailed to orders@legacybrewing.com.

source: http://www.legacybrewing.com/beers/

Maybe they can ship over night to other states? I'd like to get some. Hmm, I may try talking to a friend who can get me a case.

by **Nightscreech** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:45 am

I hope this is available in Australia... lol

by **Lastjustice** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:35 am

Hoptimus Primes slogans...

"Drunkness is the right of all sober beings."

"Beer rarely comes to us at a time of our choosing. "

"Light up our happy hour!"

"More beer than meets the mouth."

"One shall stand..*hiccup..falls down*"

"Till all are drunk."

"There's a thin line between being buzzed and having no memory."

"As along as theres a six pack, I will drink it all, I can do no less."

Not that this the first time Prime pushed beer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2b1THz_0BU

But I suppose its his angle to defeat the decepticons..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EBUXVZcb2M

We can only hope anyways heh.

by **zombiebunny** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:21 pm

Beer and Transformers? What next? It is convenient for a good laugh sober or not. lol.

Hmmm... watch Hasbro have their arses sued over this.

kids + toys + booze = awesomeness and suing

it's brilliant, why didn't anyone think of this years ago :lol:

by **Darkhawkk01** » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:39 pm

Well, Optimus beer now has his rival - and I think this blows his bottle out of the water! *insert evil insane Galvatron cackle here* Mhuahahahahahahaha!

THE GALVATRON - THE DRINK

Basicly - "The Galvatron" is a real drink made up by some ppl. it consists of the following:

1 Shot Patron - Tequilla
1 Shot Makers Mark - Whiskey
1 Shot Bacardi 151 - Rum

And I can say from personal experience, Holy Primus almighty this will knock your wires flat in the dirt! Yes I have consumed one, I am "The Man". It's my new favorite now. I'm totally afraid to do 3 though ... that might be too much. As for taste; it actually tastes pretty good, with a spicey afterburn that will make you cringe.

HAIL GALVATRON!