The Energon Pub

by **Roboto750** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:28 pm

Cheetron wrote:So Ratchet was a Decepticon after all.

Robots in disguise indeed!

It sure seems that way. He always came off as so heroic too... :sad:

Oh well, at least the good news is that Paris isn't in the movie and gets rescued by Ratchet in it. I though for sure that's what this thread was going to be about when I read the title! ;;)

News Credits: 665 · by **Skowl** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:33 pm

1337W422102 wrote:Skowl, you're made of win.

Better than what Paris Hilton is made of.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:38 pm

Skowl wrote:
1337W422102 wrote:Skowl, you're made of win.

Better than what Paris Hilton is made of.

Huzzah!

News Credits: 21 · by **dragons** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:22 pm

ive allread lost faith in the justice keeping rapiest, murders alive in jail when there proven of 100% guilty charges against them when they should be givin the chair us is to soft us only kill terroist, kill murders if they had 10 victims or more us sopose to be freedom country but poeple are being ubducted off the streets in plain public sometimes and the us banned stunguns, taisers, they banned that but poeple can go around shooting other poeple, and animals we cant have stunguns for protection but we can have guns makes alot of sense here.

by **Hanch Prime** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:27 pm

maybe Hasbro will have a toy tie-in: Stupid Spoiled Whore Playset with Transforming Hummer for her to give hummers in! Genius Marketing! What a role model for young women out there, we need more sluts in this world.

Website · by **Skullgrin140** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:31 pm

Why couldnt Ratchet stand on her instead!

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:33 pm

Hanch Prime wrote:maybe Hasbro will have a toy tie-in: Stupid Spoiled Whore Playset with Transforming Hummer for her to give hummers in! Genius Marketing! What a role model for young women out there, we need more sluts in this world.

These exist. They're called 'Kiss Players.'

by **Roboto750** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:22 pm

1337W422102 wrote:
Hanch Prime wrote:maybe Hasbro will have a toy tie-in: Stupid Spoiled Whore Playset with Transforming Hummer for her to give hummers in! Genius Marketing! What a role model for young women out there, we need more sluts in this world.

These exist. They're called 'Kiss Players.'

I think this sums it up: :lol:

by **Burnup Prime** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:28 pm

if I were Ratchet, I'd chop her up with that buzzsaw he has on his arm, then throw the pieces into the city dump

News Credits: 3 · by **proximus** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:29 pm

Fender...just because you can tell someone something, doesn't mean you should tell someone something..

cheers bud

I'll be sure to write back soon when my eyes stop bleading.

News Credits: 6 · by **Darth Decepticonus** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:34 pm

I swear on my mother's eyes. The death of Paris Hilton would benefit the human society.

But I doubt Ratchet cured her case of flaming herpes, AIDS, STD since he has no expert with human anatomy.

I demand this pic be burned, she doesnt deserve to have any TF relation in her prescence

News Credits: 1 · by **Blackstreak** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:24 pm

I'm sorry but she's not that hot.

by **Mr.RobotoAutoMan** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:41 pm

3 days in jail? what, she couldnt hack it no more? lol rich people cant handle anything.

by **Hanch Prime** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:42 pm

The Only reason she is famous is cuz she screwed some guy and he put it on the net, now she models guess jeans and every chick seams to like her and want to be her. She is famous because she is a whore! It's Crazy, he's a glorified Porn Star, and she is no were near as hot as Jenna Jameson! It makes you want to slit your wrists and smack your forehead! I just can't take it! the fact we are talking about it bugs me too I feel infected some one delete this thread Please! No more Paris and Transformers! lets all pretend that that photo was never taken. She is not in the movie and has nothing to do with the movie. Thank you Jesus!

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:53 pm

She's famous because her dad owns Hilton Hotels and she had a reality show

News Credits: 972 · by **i_amtrunks** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:54 pm

Slightly amusing, if she had've been in more normal clothes rather than frocked up, it would be quite good.

I didnt realise that the Autobot vehicles went down the MTV red carpet.

News Credits: 487 · by **Darth Bombshell** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:56 pm

Can someone please tell me how this is in any way newsworthy?

News Credits: 1 · by **Venomous Prime** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:12 pm

I love how people are saying she went to the MTV Awards after getting out of prison

She went to the Awards on Friday before she went to jail..

Ratchet did not "save her" :roll:

by **Roboto750** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:14 pm

Darth Bombshell wrote:Can someone please tell me how this is in any way newsworthy?

I think it's simply because of the fact that Ratchet was in the background in this pic.

News Credits: 3599 · by **Seibertron** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:56 am

Darth Bombshell wrote:Can someone please tell me how this is in any way newsworthy?

It's not. It's just a fun story to talk trash about Paris Hilton. Just have fun with this guys. Seriously ... did you ever think you'd see a picture of Paris Hilton standing next to an Autobot logo? I laughed my ass off when I saw this pic yesterday.

News Credits: 23 · by **1337W422102** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:01 am

Seibertron wrote:
Darth Bombshell wrote:Can someone please tell me how this is in any way newsworthy?

It's not. It's just a fun story to talk trash about Paris Hilton. Just have fun with this guys. Seriously ... did you ever think you'd see a picture of Paris Hilton standing next to an Autobot logo? I laughed my ass off when I saw this pic yesterday.

I felt nauseous.

by **Loki120** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:39 am

Seibertron wrote:
Darth Bombshell wrote:Can someone please tell me how this is in any way newsworthy?

It's not. It's just a fun story to talk trash about Paris Hilton. Just have fun with this guys. Seriously ... did you ever think you'd see a picture of Paris Hilton standing next to an Autobot logo? I laughed my ass off when I saw this pic yesterday.

Best laugh I had all day was a report I heard this morning that Paris may have to go back, and the person who granted her release may get into trouble because the other judge who sentenced her specifically forbid her from serving house arrest instead of her jail time.

Good times. :grin:

News Credits: 487 · by **Darth Bombshell** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:19 pm

Seibertron wrote:It's just a fun story to talk trash about Paris Hilton.

Yes, it is. But it's not fun to do it disguised as news.

Seibertron wrote:Seriously ... did you ever think you'd see a picture of Paris Hilton standing next to an Autobot logo?

No, but then again, I also didn't think there were human beings capable of buying her "goody-two-shoes" attempt to get her sentence reduced and that there would be those who would believe that she should be released because she's suffering in prison. I guess time makes fools of us all, don't it?

I mean, HELLO!? IT'S PRISON, NOT A ****ING HOTEL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUFFER WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE!

News Credits: 3 · by **proximus** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:28 pm

I'm going to put money down that like rehab..Jail is now going to be the "IT" thing for hollywood *&CK ups to do now.

You're not anything until you've spent 3 nights in jail. Hell, she'll probably make her own jail. "The Hilton". Wait...well maybe. lol.